Sep
24
2003

Ford Sportka | The Evil Twin

I saw this short film at www.the-eviltwin.co.uk on “The Panel” on Network 2 the other night. Unfortunately, the site is an awful flash site. To watch the “Evil Twin” movie, click on “View Highlights”, and then click on “Clip one”. It’s a tiny box, and I can’t see any download link for a sane version.
Update! That site is gone, but you can get the Ford Sport Ka ads here: http://www.allowe.com/Humor/video.htm – just scroll down a little. Thanks Brian for getting that!
Here’s a lot more info about the advert. Good read.

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  • name says:

    Shocking

  • Donncha says:

    And if you want the SportKa Cat movie, It’s here: http://www.apqx89.dsl.pipex.com/Cat.mpg
    I laughed at the pigeon one, but I like cats so I didn’t like this one that much. :|

  • name says:

    BASTARDS!!!!! How can you laugh with the misery of a cat even if it is not real the AD is disgusting like YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why don’t you kill yourself? you don’t deserve to share my planet!!!!!!!!!!

  • name says:

    comment BASTARDS!!!
    wHY DON’T YOU KILL YOURSELVES? YOU DON’T DESERVE TO SHARE MY WORLD.

    FUCKING BASTARDS i will KILL YOU ..Don’t Worry..I found you

  • A Friend says:

    Somebody needs to take their Ritalin.To threaten to murder a fellow human over a DIGITAL CAT suggests a seriously unbalanced personality.

    And whomever you are…no worries..I don’t think ANYONE *SHARES* *YOUR* world…..

  • name says:

    Your planet? Hahahahaha…dumbass. “OMFG KILL YOURSELVES ILL KILL U I FOUND U.” And last I checked it generally takes longer than a minute and a half for people to leave a comment.

    As for the ad — wtf?! Is that a real ad? Sick.

  • Desto says:

    Am gona config ma car to do that!

  • name says:

    I love this ad

  • 402 says:

    I for one, as a professional Graphic Designer thought it was well executed!

  • Wayne says:

    All cats deserve a fate worse than that offered by this cute and well crafted ad. More please!

  • Simpson says:

    Hilarious

  • fred0 says:

    Cats make great bbq! Wonder what they did with the carcass?

  • name says:

    I Wish I owned that car… Or would my dog been Jealours??
    It is a fact there are more cars who can kill cats than dogs.. ;-)

  • HARRY says:

    This was great more please

  • Mamacat says:

    I would like for whomever came up with this sicko ad to crawl up on top of my car, stick their head in in my moonroof, and let ME push the button!!! It would give me great pleasure to do the honors!!! Say, you wouldn’t happen to be kin to Otis Toole would you….?

  • Donncha says:

    Otis Toole? No idea who that is! Sorry!

  • name9 says:

    it may ave been been fake but it was still pretty disgusting. Nothing to make a huge deal out of but tiny kids probly c it and it would probly be terrible for them.

  • memobli says:

    briil ad!!! have you seen the one with the pigeon

  • Zero Martin says:

    hmm what the fuck are you talking about…i thought the cta commercial was pure genius…and it wasnt real …Damn! now i have to go find a cat and kill it…fucking shut up im not really going to, the fuckers just annoy me…but it was still brilliant…i wanted the car the moment i saw it…

  • Vision23 says:

    O My God…that was the most evil comercial i have ever seen…even if it is fake its still disterbing as hell….ford…you are sick…demented…evil sonsofbitches…rot in hell….

  • `THE CAT says:

    Fucking forda they all are probely some fucking dogpersons that deserve to die.It should have been a dog who got his head cut off right now iam gonna go out and kill a dog coz this commercial thanks for you forda hope you are happy now! you just kill a dog

  • Jon says:

    these ads are wot we need to break the ‘political correct, nanny state’ sheisters of this country. more ads please very funny…!

  • vip says:

    The ad and Ford sux too…

  • FishNotts says:

    Almost made me want to buy a ford. I have driven one of those ka things, utter shite. Cats are vermin and should be treated as such, now, let me get back to putting fish hooks in cat food…

  • Dell says:

    I’ve seen this commercial for the first time a few days ago. I’ll tell you, I’m a cat person, but I still think that was the funniest commercial I’ve ever seen. I know that it’s a sick, demented, brilliant ad, I also know that it’s digital. Not a drop of blood.

    Now why do people start talkin’ about killing a dog because of this commercial?

  • BBQ Bob says:

    I found it disturbingly funny, anyone have an updated link for download.

  • ihatedumbfucks says:

    Reading those messages makes me think this car company could benefit from choosing several of you idiots to be decapitated in their next advert. Any of you who look around the world today and applaud even MORE violence, well, you have nothing functioning in your head anyway.

  • you morons says:

    Yes, that is a sick, disgusting commercial, and I shudder to think what kind of demented person would find that funny in even the slightest. But all you people who are freaking out over it, saying you’re going to go kill a dog now or whatever, you are all WAY over reacting.

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  • Ray says:

    i hate cats so i thought it was really really funny the pigeon one was funny to

  • Jon Emil says:

    I am a cat lover, and people who think that was funny should be beaten their brains out! Even its not real its disgusting. Just as disgusting as those people who made it.
    I REALLY hate people who think animal cruelty is funny!
    Those people should get a serious examination of their brain!

  • braderz says:

    my god u people are sad sayin ur gonna kill a dog coz of dis its a fukkin advert not real its not liike because they done this advery they hate cats u people need a fukkin life rather that wastin ur time complainin bout fings dat dnt even matter. im 17 ands im tellin u pricks to grow up and go complain about sumit worth complainin about or even better sumit dats REAL!

  • rahul says:

    Is that real or composite?

  • Sam says:

    Bloody hell u gotta admit it is funny

  • cool person says:

    u r all insane but if you want 2 u can add me

  • cool person says:

    i would think its cool if i could actually c it

  • emother says:

    not funny. not clever. not an inspiration for anything except all of the rather violent blog responses. this and all of the all-too-real clever graphics are only successful in their ‘realness’ and shocking bad taste. ok i am a cat-adorer, but it would only be funny if a human had their head in there…since we are the turd-brains with free will. *sign* what a sicko world- I am sad for the gullible (this includes children). small wonder the social world is going to hell in a handbasket.

  • r04dki11 says:

    Get over yourselves – it’s FAKE!!! For God’s sake – get a life. And for all you “OMG! it should be a HUMAN in there and not a poor little kitty” people, you need to get your priorities straight. I love cats – either as pets or on a bun (dog’s pretty good in either case too). So what!

    Get over yourselves and get over the advert. It’s fake – it was clever – MOVE ON!!!

  • SoulPredator says:

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    Thats SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny.. even better then the one where it kills the pigeon.

    Cats rule i got 3 but if i see a cat even take a look at my car ill shoot em off..

    (dogs own more tho :D ) and for all you stupid fucking tree huggers… YOU SUCK go suck off a goat or something else you think is usefull.. this as owns.. and id buy a sportka just for the ad!

  • John says:

    Odd how most of the animal lovers are quick to put humans in the picture to get mangled. Proves my point . . . animal lovers, for the most part, have bassackwards priorities.

  • Ratumaku says:

    My dad showed me the cat one, the pigeon one and even the one how the cat get’s stuck on the fan. Just like him to find something like those amusing. I must get that from him. :)

  • LaughoMinute says:

    Maybe a human? What if the Sportska crashes into a treehugger humping a tree and cuts him or her in half. I’d laugh my ass off.

  • MGA says:

    To all those with negative comments – GROW UP AND GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!

  • Peter Griffin says:

    Freakin’ sweet!

  • Nancy says:

    I am a conservationalist and I abhor this sort of unnecessary cruelty to small wee furry animals even if they are from a species known for their overall nastiness and cruelty to fellow species…they are so good at sucking my dick I dont want to see them lost to mankind

  • Anonymous says:

    what happenin???….emmm…wat r u guys talkin bout?..i dont get dis site @ all…u wirdos…lol

  • Anonymous says:

    I have done FAR WORSTE to animals that jumped on my vehicle.

  • Anonymous says:

    i am paying 50k for my car, if an animal jumped on it…id kill it. then display its innards for the other animals to see

  • Adam says:

    If they killed a person, no one would take a second look. The pigeon was a puppet (read here:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=%2Fnews%2F2003%2F09%2F14%2Fncarad14.xml), and the cat was all digital.

    In fact, the cat advert was ‘allegedly’ leaked to the internet, and was never meant for public exhibition. Ford denies approving it (http://www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/sportka.asp), and says that it was leaked by a member of the advertising firm that designed it. Of course, Nokia did the same thing with the commercial of the cat spinning around while attached to a ceiling fan (http://www.basementv.com/commercials/btv-com-006.html). I don’t have any info about that advert, but I know the two Ford spots were fake.

    I didn’t really care for the cat decapitation video, but the pigeon video was great. More like self-defense, haha.

    If anyone wants to kill me, email me and I can give you my address. I’m bored…

  • NBAY says:

    A clever example of the expression ‘curiosity killed the cat’. A moral lesson for everyone in an amusing format, who said adverts can’t be educational. I think all the CLEVER people out there realised it wasn’t a real cat and saw it for what it was: a funny advert to sell a rather rubbish car. As for the people who were demanding that Ford and the advertising agency responcible should die, they should seek pyschiatric help because they obviously can’t tell reality from fantasy.

  • nameisadumbass says:

    awesome add… there are also ones with a monkey and pidgeon. they’re all available from http://www.somethingawful.com

  • nameisadumbass says:

    note: i commented above the wrong website. the correct one is http://www.killsometime.com

  • asdf says:

    #28: Why so hateful? Please do us a favour and be the first one to be decapitated.

  • John Darke says:

    That has got to be the funniest, most clever, most inspired commercial I’ve ever seen. I showed it to a room full of 300 conventioneers at at a photography seminar, and EVERYONE was laughing and requesting a replay!

    If you are so sensitive that you can’t take a joke, maybe you need to look into heavy medication. Don’t go out in public; you’ll be offended every five minutes.

    Get a sense of humor! That ad was Fantastic!

  • YesI'macatlover says:

    Someone just emailed this sicko commercial to me and then I realized it was done in 2003 and….like, I could have been pissed at Ford years ago. Well, I feel better to read it was all in digital fun.

  • Anonymous says:

    The one to REALLY blame…is the cats OWNER! Why people let cats out to roam on their own, is beyond me. Cats get run over every day and I blame the cat’s owner. Do they also leave their young children outside to run loose? I mean, how smart do they think their cat is?! Keep the cats inside please!

  • Tony says:

    Whoever made this video is an un-creative prick who should find better ways to show their digital imaging skills, instead of using violence that even an eight year old could come up with. Why would people approve of the unneccesary murder of a small, innocent animal (which by the way is illegal) just for getting some tiny paw prints on their car? You people are sick, inconsiderate pricks who do not deserve to share our planet with me, and my fellow organisms. (And yes, I say “share”, because God gave this world to ALL of us)

  • The Others says:

    Wow…I can’t believe how can someone thought that was funny…clever? brilliant? and even suggest others to get a sense of humor? can someone explain me what part that was funny? ……let me guess…these people are whites…oh…wait…not all whites…then that wouldn’t be fair…just some white trash…no other races think they’re higher than any other races…no other races is as cruel as they are…yeah…white trash…

  • Name says:

    Isn’t it amazing how the bleeding heart obsessionist rabble are so outraged by a small viral movie that utilises clever computer technology? A suggestion – decapitate the bleeding hearts instead (without the computer wizardry!)

  • bodmaster says:

    Of course its Funny get a grip you soppy bastards..Its not real derrr!

  • cathump---- says:

    wow, people need to get a life, going to kill someone over a digital cat, how faggish… and for all you “its not the cat, its what it represents”—- go to hell….

  • Mervyn McAllister says:

    Why can’t they make a commercial with a small boy being decapitated? This would undoubtedly sell more cars as it would atrract lots of attention. He loses his ball in the car through the sunroof and goes after it … you know …

  • me says:

    The only problem with this ad is that it appears to glorify cruelty in general. Fake animal or not, it takes a certain kind of sick human being to find something like this amusing.

  • Omnipotential says:

    This is called ’suspension of disbelief’ in exchange for entertainment you are supposed to forgive the fantastical
    or provisionally suspend judgement.Any person of rational thought wouldn’t actually enjoy watching this happen for real,but then that is where the humour part occurs the evil twin car likes to chop of kittys head funking hilarious look into it.. tis funny . . . oui bien sur?

  • firsty1980 says:

    i’d like to put something witty and clever but i can’t think of anything at the moment for laughing so hard
    so you’ll have to be content with the following:
    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU DUMB FUCKS IT ISN’T REAL FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!!!!
    YOUR PROBLEM IS YOU HAVE MORE NIPPLES THAN BRAIN CELLS!!

  • firsty1980 says:

    excuse my french in the last message but that advert has warped my fragile little mind

  • Thickrash says:

    Are there any more like this ?

  • Angel says:

    This is ridiciulous. Death and fake death is not funny, mostly when it’s of a defensless human OR animal. Funny is Conan O Brian, funny is The 40 Year Old Virgin, funny is a lot of other things but not this…I’m far from a hippie, just a decent human being. If you think this is funny, what isn’t? Cruelty is gay.

  • Tony says:

    I’m far from a hippie, just a decent human being. If you think this is funny, what isn’t? Cruelty is gay.
    So Angel, you’re a decent person that thinks that homophobia is acceptable. Before you portray yourself as a paragon of virtue, you might want to actually examine who you are and where you need to improve.

  • Peter Morris says:

    YOU’RE ALL MONGERS.

  • Tre says:

    This advertisement is classless, to say the least. People who get pleasure from watching an innocent pet suffer are weak individuals trying to act strong. By enjoying the suffering of another weak creature, it makes them feel better and stronger. But those of you who enjoy it are pitiful weaklings.

    By the way…I don’t care if it is a digital cat. It’s a pathetic sign of our non-sensitive times.

  • Judy says:

    I thought the pigeon one was funny ^.^
    but even if it is digitalized, my little daughter was watching it o tv!
    shes 5 and we have a cat
    so i didn’t think the cat one was not

  • csuslo says:

    I know for a fact that both of these videos used real animals. Take a better look.

  • Graziano says:

    Real animals?

  • socio-pathos says:

    haven’t chuckled this hard since i microwaved that yappy shi tzu last week. an excellent way to make intense animal cruelty an outdoor activity for the whole family.

  • Peter says:

    Wow, sounds too strange to be true.. :-)

  • Anonymous says:

    Sick people who love this video

  • Thommo says:

    It remains a bloody brilliant ad. I owned a black Ka long before these commercials and can recommend them to anyone as a great metro car. The ads are just the icing on the cake. Wowsers need not watch!
    ..as for those psychos who express their deisre to kill over the ads get some perspective! been to the movies or watched the news lately!

  • Robert says:

    I don’t like the idea of a company using a car that kills animals…..even though it’s not real. And somehow this is supposed to be funny? I have 4 cats and they are great pets. It made me sick to my stomach to see the cat commercial. I hope that there is a public outcry against their demented commercials and even a boycott of their products unless they are stopped immediately.

  • BuyAutoParts says:

    That ad was Fantastic!

    Agreed, very entertaining :)

  • anon says:

    look, dont kick off about this friggin advert,THEY ARE NOT REAL ANIMALS, NO CAT OR PIDGEONS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THESE ADVERTS.

    GOSH.

  • toryd says:

    Then we have 1.5 million abortions every year and no one says a thing. It’s the women’s right.. It’s not really a baby, etc. Then comes a commercial showing a cat being decapitated and everybody goes ballistic. Priorities people!!!!!.

  • DeeJay says:

    These adverts were actually made by an independent company and submitted to Ford. Ford found the adverts to be tasteless and offensive and did not want to be associated with them, and the adverts were rejected. They were never meant to be released, but were leaked by someone at the company that made them.

  • Taking Car Of Cats says:

    I don’t know why anyone would find this funny. it is so sad to treat any type of animal this way and should not be laughed at.

  • Rusty says:

    you animal lovers are getting on my nerves. cats are useless. eat, sleep and do nothing productive. they remind me of some humans that are wasting land mass. we hunting the wrong species. save a deer-shoot a loser living for free off someone elses income. LIBERALS ARE GETTING ON MY NERVES..move to china and see if you can become an activists for your cause. I have a few pine trees in my yard you can sit on.

  • ARSE! says:

    Arse! Arse! Arse!

  • age 5000 says:

    DO NOT write hmm incorrectly! It has 3 m’s.

  • Paola says:

    Siamo stufi e arcistufi di vedere certe cose…. anche se è solo uno spot digitale siamo stufi di vedere certe scene e sapere che c’è pure qualche cretino che ci ride su….. pessimi video entrambi…..inguardabili….

  • Paola says:

    Rusty and all the people like him, most useless of any animal I know, REALLY GETTING ON MY NERVE!!!!!!

  • Wally says:

    No this car should be banned. Thiink of the children that would do that without the parents watching them. This is Atrocious & should be banned. I would have sued the company & the people that own the car

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