I love cats, but not everyone does: 8 Reasons to Hate Cats, 8 More Reasons to Hate Cats, Yet Another 8 Reasons to Hate Cats and finally Hey! There Are 8 More Reasons to Hate Cats. (Look At This…)
Since there are so many cat lovers around here, I thought I’d share this video of an adorable kitten who simply cannot stay awake…
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Sadly there are people who would and do kill other peoples pets. Previous posts were from a guy who went out cat hunting with his dogs. I had a flatmate years ago who purchased a high powered slingshot to shoot at neighbourhood cats. I really dislike the cat I am looking after, but feed him and ignore him. I think I squirted him with drinking water the other day… Mostly, people here are with wives and husbands who have/like cats, but cant stand them personally. Its a good therapy for me, unfortunatly my cat is a bully asshole. Panda: Whats up with your cat? I know a lot about medicine/alternative health …Nicholle; Ethnocentric/eurocentric/anglocentric, its not that diverse at all. Imagine a small town in an isolated area.
I want to kill every goddamn cat in the world! They’re evil, nasty little fuckers. Cats are just using you!
KILL ALL CATS! BURN THEM! KILL ‘EM ALL!
Auckdander, couldn’t you find someone else to look after the cat? I mean, I know you don’t care for cats, and well cats need more than just someone to feed them. They too, just like humans need love and affection and someone to play with. I don’t mean to step on your toes but don’t you think that it would be better for you and the cat if someone else looked after it?
As for my cat, two winters ago I found a stray hanging around my apartment building. One night when I came home from work, he was sitting by the door looking so sick and cold and scared. So I picked him up and brought him in.
I already had one cat that I adopted from the shelter a couple of years previously. Sadly to say she hates the new member of the family and she has been licking off her fur. So she is being a little neurotic. I don’t think she will ever get over the fact that she has a new brother. The vet first thought it was a skin allergy, but the meds he put her on don’t work. I don’t want to put her on any anti depressant/anxiety meds because they can change the personality. She is a very playful cat and still is, she seems happy and healthy, she just licks he fur off.
Panda79: I rest my case…Cats are fucking weird.
Our fracking cat woke me up 1:00 monday morning, and I had to get up at 6 a.m. yesterday, and I got really pissed off. I have CFS, and have trouble falling and staying asleep as it is, and the cat has been more and more often been waking me up at night and Craig has always insisted on letting her into the bedroom and assured me that he was *not* going to lock her out no matter what I said.
So I woke up 1:00 in the morning with the cat on my face and I started swearing and I kicked the motherfucker across the bedrrom–and I don’t care who thinks I am sick– and Craig gets all nasty with me. It’s like, HELLO Im the one who is getting up at 6 am to go sub which I hate to help you with the bills and your’e giving me attitude? Whose fucking house is this? Maybe I’ll go find another place and you can fracking stay here with your motherfucking cat alone.
So I was pissed off all day at school Monday, almost crying while trying with every ounce of my being to stay awake on 1 1/2 hours of fucking sleep, and the kids were giving me a hard time, which is not unusual, but I really came down on a few of them and gave them detention. And they were pissed, so they followed me out to my car after school and I had to go back into the building.
Then when Craig got home I dumped all this stuff on him–most of which was warranted–and his feelings got hurt and he got really upset and we got into a huge fracking arguement.
So it was not a good day.
But, it worked out anyway, because I apologized for hurting his feelings, and even though the way he has been acting is not for the reasons I have been thinking, he admitted he has been on edge for other reasons that we talked long and hard about….but here’s the best part: he finally after 3 1/2 fracking years of having this fucking cat agreed that we need to keep it out of the bedroom at night. Now was that so hard?
And all this over a fucking cat. FUCK FUCK FUCK
My cat Tiddles dominated his birth brother ‘Peeps’ who lives wild outside, hunting with no human contact. ‘Bullies’ alienate their victims isolating them from others with humiliation. When I got the two cats from a woman she had a menagerie of casts n dogs birds and sheep too. Pet crazy matriarch. Her online name was after her cat… Tiddles is an asshole because he is a pack leader. His focus is to run the show with you as a subjagated slave. When I got these cats, I used to like cats. In fact, many I still do…especially Burmans, these were breed by buddhist monks in Myanmar. So, when I got the brothers I showered them with love and attention, prime meats, cranial massage to the point of fucking orgasm, the whole bit. Tiddles would push his smaller brother out of the way from the beginning. Prior to moving here, Peeps only came in for food. He’s some where in the shrub next to my house. I could catch him in the live trap I have and give away with Tiddles to another, this is how I got the brothers. However, I would rather not do that to Peeps, he has been the butt of Tiddles tyranny all his life. Plus, we have a rodent problem and I need ratters, of which they are very good. I avoid feeding Tiddles kibble, he gets prime meats, albeit not overfed. The only cats I have observed *happy* with other cats are cage dwelling breeders cats and orientals. Panda: thinking your cats are going to get along is cute, but unrealistic. Your original cat hates the other there. Just as much as I would hate to have you around, grown up on kitten birthday fucking cards, pandering to wild feral cats, and probably unaware of the suffering factory farmed chickens and pigs are going through to fed you and your cats. Tiddles slept on the sofa last night, hes in perfect health, loves to be a true hunter, kisses no ones ass, is slender and sharp as a pin. He wants to be fat, he is neutered. He would then become sedate, and be more easy going on others. I need a ratter. If i gave him and Peeps to someone *kind*, like you, who wants two strange cats to get along, to the point of considering antidepressant meds and the like, do you really think, after my little speech now, that i would be doing the *right* thing, by god…..Peeps, is healthy too, but he would rather not play the ‘own the human competition game’, with his brother, who I dislike for being a bully, and treat much better, than he treats others. I’m 100% sure that if i rehomed Tiddles to a apple pie family, they would be unhappy with their choice. I would also feel bad if I did not tell them the truth as I see it now, because I cant selectively choose other truths that are more convenient, to getting along with those fuck faced cats and their slavish minions! Remember, touching and handling cats is abhorant to 90% of people in the world. Fucked up westerners, in the factory farm cities of the industrial first world, need something to cuddle, and for the children to lose interest in.
Does anyone have a recipe for kitten soup?
Panda: You did get carried away, but I get carried away sometimes. I don’t really want to kill a cat, but so they can fuckin’ leave me alone!
I’m not racist or anything, but I got some fuckin’ hilarious racist jokes. Wanna hear some?
What do you call a Vietnamese guy trying to act black?
Vinegar!
Damn Auckdander, that was a little harsh to say the least.
Brian, that was a pretty good joke!!
Was a bit worried Nicholle that you might have a student called Chow. Hope things are better… saw a Kurosawa dvd called ‘Sanjuro’ Anyway, one line from it was that a unsheathed sword is less powerful than a sheathed one, or so. I still re read the words you wrote, and often remind myself how lucky I am to have a good advisor, be reasonably aware and how crazy the world can appear. ///////”Love all God’s creation, the whole of it and every grain of sand in it. Love every leaf, every ray of God’s light. Love the animals, love the plants, love everything. If you love everything, you will perceive the divine mystery in things.” (Fëdor Mikhailovich Dostoevski [1825-1881]), The Brothers Karamazov (1879-1880), Book 6, Chapter 3
hello
Aucklander: Nope, no students named Chow…but who is Chow?
Things a bit better than they were in my last blog. Kids today were much better but a few still fucking with me–no they still haven’t learned not to fuck with this iron bitch–and I had to give three of them detention today. None followed me to my car this afternoon, but one of them came up to me during passing and told me “thanks for putting me in the penalty box,” then informed me of his plans to “fuck up” the two students whom he fancies “got him into trouble,” even though he has only himself to blame. So I had to go upstairs, out of civic obligation, to the administration and file a formal disciplinary referral. The administration must think I am fruity by this point.
Cat formally barred from the bedroom during sleeping hours–thank fucking goodness–but of course Craig is moaning about it. I told him this afternoon, when I came home between subbing and ESL, to get over it. He pouted but I think he’s starting to accept that I’m not going to budge on this, though he’s transformed the “poor cat” into a martyr.
Of course, now that I don’t have the cat waking me up, I have one of my delusional cousins from the inner city calling me at 4:00 a.m. Monday to inform me that Mandy Patinkin (B grade American actor) is having sex with three minors on her living room couch after driving her home from a black tie party to which she had been invited by the American Actors’ Guild–which had a fund raiser to help her find her estranged granddaughter and neice who disappeared three years ago. Well, I think if I had a grandmother like that, I’d have disappeared too. Good news is, I have one less person I feel obligated to invite to my 30th birthday party in July
So as a result of that nonsense, I couldn’t wake up till after 9 a.m. yesterday, and because of that, I wasn’t tired enough to fall asleep last night. So I went to work again today on 1 1/2 hours of sleep.
I don’t know; it’s like the Gods of Nod have condemned me cast me out for some reason. And I wish the fuck they would tell me what that reason is so I can get some fucking sleep in my own house!!!!
Put very angry cat into Youtube, the caged brown cat reminds me of an angry snake! The hissing, mouth and teeth, slimness of body, are sooo snaky!
hey
Flickr has a new slideshow thingy and their example slideshow is of the cutest kittens! Check it out at http://www.flickr.com/photos/tags/kittens/interesting/show/
You tube has a collection of some of the fattest cats! See these prime pets at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq3Lx2odOHw&NR=1
I tried to save a baby bird but too late…….. CATS SHOULD ALL DIE
Well, it is good that there are still people posting. I havent seen any comments for a few weeks.
Craig still complaining that the cat is being “slighted” by being banned from the bedroom, because since I have locked her out she has been “whoring herself.” Every time someone walks by her she rolls over onto her back and squirms around on the floor. Craig’s cat-freak coworker told him it is because the cat is starved for attention and willing to do “anything it takes” in order to earn it back.
Last night cat vomited on the rug–of course, we have only one room with a rug and five rooms without, but she has to vomit only in the room with the rug–and Craig reasons that she is doing it out of distress. The poor thing…fresh food and water constantly available, warm house, soft couches, and her very own fleece bed in the living room(which apparently is not good enough to sleep on)…who wouldn’t be vomiting in distress over such misfortune.
Good grief.
Your cat is definitely behaving this way because of you, either she doesn’t like you or new people to the house makes a change in her personality
Why do so many irish people hate cats so much in comparison to other nationalities?
Is it all of the mangy inbred moggies hanging around milk parlours and the like?
Getting a cat next weekend & most of my friends can’t understand why.
Actually, I love cats and I’m the author of this site
Some of the cat lovers here might like this movie – the killer tortoise chases cats around the garden!
http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2007/06/killer-tortoise.html
Very funny!
dude i fkn h8 kats dey shud all be kild lyk im nt jkn
lawlz
Perplexed: I hate cats, and I am part Irish (well, actually Scottish) heritage, but I don’t think that one has anything to do with the other. I hate cats because they are manipulative, selfish and creepy.
For everyone: Case in point – my husband is going to be in a wedding party in two weeks, and last night, he and a bunch of buddies took the groom down to Seaside Heights, (in NJ) for a Bachelor Party/Bar Hop. My husband is diabetic, so he was only able to have one drink all night, so when one of the other stumbling shitfaced idiots falls and cracks his head open on a cinderblock partition and bleeds all over the place, my husband gets the dubious honor of rushing the moron to the hospital, as he is the only one sober enough to do it.
Needless to say, my husband, who was planning on being home not long after midnight last night, winds up being kept awake and spending the night and morning in the ER. So he gets home at about 10:30 a.m. EST, after having been awake for 36 hours and all he wants to do is crash. He climbs into bed, of course insisting on leaving the bedroom door open, for God forbid he slights the cat by locking her out. And five minutes after he conks out, she climbs up into the window and starts howling like a banshee, waking him up.
Amazingly, he lets me shut her out on the bedrooom, as I am in here at the computer. You’d think she’d have gotten the message? Nope. Sits outside the bedroom door, howling under the crack of the door for another 10 minutes. Mind you, the shoes and tennis balls that are flying past her head from the kitchen have absolutely no effect on her. So I hurl her into the laundry room and lock the door, but not before checking to make sure she has enough food and water. Doesn’t make a fucking difference. One hour later, she is still in there, howling and growling. I went into the john (which shares a door with the laundry room) and she comes to the door crack and is sniffing and wailing under the door crack while I am hatching a loaf. Sounds like a fucking grade B horror movie.
You know, dogs just don’t pull shit like that.
So, to Perplexed and all of you out there who don’t understand why I and others like me hate hates (Irish, Scottish or otherwise). They are spiteful, manipulative beings whose sole purpose in life is to learn the sore spots of everyone around them and pick at them with machete-like malice. Period.
DAMN IT DESIREE, SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY ;(
Cats are quite disgusting creatures. Besides carrying myriad diseases, such as toxoplasmosis (which infect the womb of a pregnant woman if scratched and kill or handicap the unborn child), they tend to roam in other people’s gardens defecating and urinating at will. Dogs and other pets do not do this, indeed dogs are “loyal” to their owners where cats are self serving creatures even when they are looked after.
THE BEST WAY to ensure a cat stays out of your garden is to put down cayenne and chilli pepper powder around the area these hideous creatures “scat”. When they attempt to remove the pepper from their paws, I read that they get it into their eyes and can scratch their own eyes out, however will stay clear of your garden.
I hate cats, and trust me, they hate me just as much. I was at my aunt’s house the other day and her dumbass cat jumped up on the coffee table, just staring at me, and then the little fucker jumped on me and tried to stratch my eyes out for no reason! I swear, I’ve never done anything to that cat, EVER, it just hates me, as do all cats I’ve met. Sorry to all you “cat lovers”, but cats are worthless, filthy animals. Hate them, but I would never be cruel to one.
CATS ARE NOT WORTHLESS, THEY ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL AND VERY ATTRACTIVE the cat prbably atacked you because it can sense you dont like cats, duuhhh or maybe it doesn’t like you
…..Wait a minute… scratch out ATTRACTIVE because it sounds like im attracted to cats!!!! OMG! nooooo, dont believe that eww!
Brain:”Kitty sc(r)atched me, I hate kitty!” It sounds like you’re still 5yrs old! You still watch the same cartoons, don’t you?
And Bridget, no, not all iRISH people hate cats, just inbred white-trash iRISH people who go to 7-11 for beer instead of going to the pub for a pint and intellectual conversation! No?
Jacky is living proof that yet again most white-trash people are from Scotland, your fucking backwards family shames modern Gaelic people! Clans MacDuff and McNaughton, what about you? I know, clan McMedieval!
As for Navajo, why did you choose that handle? Are you Navajo? Faggots and all living things are to be respected in Navajo beliefs! Oh, you’re a phony Navajo, got it. Yea, lots of phony Ojibways too!
Scandinavians with no culture have no soul!
Sincerely, The Outbred Human
“It is better to feed one cat than an army of mice” – Norwegian proverb
P.S. Thanks for the laughs retards!!!
It’s true there are some nut job cats out there – just like people really ……………………
I live in Ireland. Of course not all of us hate cats, but i think Irish people in general do not seem to be as much into pets as the Brits or other Europeans. A lot of animals from our shelters get sent to England & Scandanavia for rehoming. While in some countries like Germany it’s the other end of the scale – it’s perfectly acceptable to bring your dog with you into malls & restaurants!
Anyway, now have a 2 month old kitten. Is very friendly, follows us around everywhere and actually seems to like us too – even when there’s no food involved. I’m worried, this does not seem to be normal behaviour for a cat – is he ill – maybe he’ll grow out of it?
Perplexed – that is perfectly normal behaviour! Kittens are so cute! Have you introduced him to the fun that can be had with a ball of twine or wool yet?
I admire you for being so patient with these jerks… and non screamish.
Thor: No. Besides, I was 5!!!!!
How do I sound like i’m still freaking 5 thor?answer that. It was a story all right ????? it was exactly what happened!
Welcome to club CATHATERS )))
A have allergy from cats.
Wow, I haven’t been on here in a LONG time. How’s everyone doing? :]
Still hating on the cats?
Haha, well I suppose I’m starting to understand everyone’s hatred. My cat has recently decided to drag in animals on a daily basis. I’ve saved a few, lost many, and found some already dead and ripped apart.
It is gruesome, yes, but I guess it’s the price I pay for having a cat, eh?
Jamie: Welcome to the fold….lol
Nicholle, tell your husband to shut the fuck up! I pity you, ’cause your husband is obviously idiot. Try this: say to your husband, that he have to choose, either you or his goddamn piece of shit cat!
FUCK CATS, do you want that i kill that cat for you? I would even do it for free. One more dead cat=better world.
Death to Cats: I admire your eagerness to help, but I’ll have to pass. As much as I dislike cats, I don’t wish death or harm to any mammal! (Except maybe my mother-in-law’s cat, Graycie, but so does everyone else)
As for my husband, he is a quite intelligent, kind person, who sometimes takes his protectiveness of those he loves–human and non-human–a bit far. Like all of us, has his idiosyncrasies, and this just happens to be one of them. While we disagree heartily on pet matters at times, and sometimes argue over them, we do ultimately reach compromises which are tolerable–even if not necessarily preferable–to all denizens of our home, and we certainly don’t swear at one another in the process! Craig tolerates my love for the guinea pigs out of respect for me, and for the same reason, I tolerate his love for the cat. We all make reasonable accommodations for the people we love–or at least I should hope so!
When all is said and done, a better man than my husband I have yet to meet.
In any event, Death to Cats, I appreciate your enthusiasm to defend my honor
But I’ll just continue to confront matters in my own way! Thanks 
But, in any event, cats still suck.
Nicholle, what do you mean that fear of the unknown is unfortunate part of human nature? IMO, it is normal and healthy part of human nature. If you don’t fear unknown, you can hardly call yourself human. You have to fear something. Everyone fears something. I fear just about anything, including myself, but i hate only those who deserve to be hated.
What the hell is wrong with people in the world, treating one of gods own creatures in such an disrespectful manner? Pus pus, oohh, here pussy! Who can resist one?
THAKYOU!!!
middle ages talk on this pityful website, only people who can just profess hatred ? or people suffering from neurosis ? or blockhead kids having a laugh at cat crazy people reacting there ?
Well Cats are part of the world whether most of you may like it or not. Speaking about hurting or killing those creatures is just provocative and irresponsible. Any incitement to harm an animal in any cruel way should be prosecuted really. ANVIL have a look here.
I can understand that some people get scared of cats or dogs, that they do not like them for whatever reasons but this attitude of “kill them all ” is really a fascist attitude. One day it’s all about cats then tomorrow will it be about hatred against a community, a minority of people ? I think people should try to “cure” their hate and waste their energy on more productive thinking…
wilcat: I post to this site for fun, not out of malice. I don’t like cats, but I would never hurt one.
Quite frankly, I have lots of other more important things to do with my time. But I can’t be bothered every minute of my life doing the “more important things.” My like would be quite boring indeed if I did, and if I didn’t take time out of my busy schedule every once in a while to exchange a silly remark with someone who shares my sentiments.
However, the main point of what I am trying to say is that people have the right to discuss what they want, be it things they like or don’t like. And those who can’t handle that have the right not to listen (or read)….any questions?
I love cats and we all should…. my grandmother has like 20 kittens and 10 mother cats so, HUSH if u hate cats!
Hey cats are tolerable…if ya never had a dog.
I have had the misfortune of living with a few cats…
They weren’t TOO bad, if you excuse the furniture damage, scratches on my motorcycle seat, leg, etc. Plus the damned cat box stink, eating off the table…Now that I think about it, they’re NOT too tolerable.
I’ve owned a few dogs…they would die for me…
A cat…ohh yeah run away like hell if you’re in trouble.
One quick (true) story.
I lived in Hawaii, on Oahu. My friend lived in a country area (Puunaluu). He owned 3 boxers, on a 1 acre fenced- in yard. His house was in the back, about 4 feet from his back fence. He had a cockatiel in the window in a cage. Well the cat owner neighbors were pissed cause….
The stupid friggin cats would walk the fence…see the bird…jump to the window screen…then look down.
Three boxers just waited, no hurries, no worries. Cat cant jump backwards off a screen, just drop. So the dogs just waited, actually taking turns to go pee, etc.
Well, I dont have to tell you the outcome. Most of the neighbors were GLAD to be rid of the MANY the cats that were nailed (they raise chikens, rabbits, etc.)
When the neighbors complained, he told them “My dogs never go into YOUR yard…keep your effing cats out of mine.
However, I respect peoples choice to have the f*cked up pet of thier choice. I must say I never killed a cat…came close but it’s not in me. Cant even kill a bird. But if you ever graduate from a cat to a dog, you’ll NEVER go back.
Peaceout,
Brad
The Cattish Lover: How about the other way around….if you hate cats, POST to this site *for* people who hate cats. If you don’t hate cats, then YOU can just hush and find another blog.
Brad: Love your story. If you scroll back a few dozen blogs, you’ll find plenty of simlar stories courtesy of moi. You are right, if someone’s dog was wandering through neighbors’ backyards, shitting in their gardens and threatening their pets, the dog would be poisoned or rounded up by animal control, and more likely than not the owner would take responsibility. (This is why most dog owners keep their pets contained) But of course if a cat does the same exact thing, that is absolutely okay. And woe to the person who takes a stand and confronts the “owner” about it.
Ironically, of course, the “owner” who claims to give such a shit about their cat doesn’t give enough of a shit to let the animal live in the same house with them. But somehow the neighbors are expected to fully and unquestioningly bear the burden of the “owner’s” irresponsible, don’t-give-a-fuck attitude about their “pet.”
Bottom line, cat “owners,” either keep your “pet” inside, where, *as a pet*, it should be, or find someone else who is willing to do so. Otherwise, just shut the fuck up when you find the thing dead in the street from some understandably fed-up neighbor who’s had enough, or from some “evil” dog who was just defending *its*–and its owner’s–property.
I swear cat people–most I’ve met, not just the ones on this blog– are like fundamentalist fucking terrorists. They believe in the “freedom” to say and do whatever you want as long as it’s the same as what they say and do (regardless of who it inconveniences). Of course, if you say or do different from them, they tell you to shut up and make your life miserable. It’s amazing how quickly such “free” and “tolerant” people forget how tolerant they are when they meet someone who doesn’t think like them or someone who isn’t willing to put up with their bullshit. Kind of like cats…..Oh, but wait a minute….Isn’t that exactly the point I was trying to make in the first place?
(No offense, Donncha; that diatribe obviously excludes you!)
shut up you overopinionated thing cats are beautiful, havn’t you got better thing to do then go on here? just because your husabnds cat is like that doesn’t mean all cats are like that!!!!!!!! it depends on the cat! my cat is affectionate, cute, loving, loveable, very playful, clean, obedient and it loves me, you cant hate cats when you havn’t had a well experience with them i bet if you bought a cat yourself and it had a good personality you would COMPLETELY change your mind about cats, it IS posiible for YOU to love a cat, beacause your not sick, only sick people can never go back, i think you should get one and i guarantee the first THREE weeks of the cat being with you, you would adore cats, and plus, it is just a myth that dogs save lifes did you know i have heard of more stories where the dog has eaten the children rather than saving the children!!!! seeee!!!
Your being very contradictive to everyone!!
….But then again, so am I…
My boyfriend and his dad just moved into my house and brought along 3 frickin cats
!! I HATE CATS UUHHH!! these cats spray everywhere, theRE fur gets all over my $8,000 sofa and clothes and my carpet is ruined!! there litter STINKS up my whole entire house, and these cats know i hate them!! i think they spray to purpousely piss me off!! I know it is messed up however i am contenplating feedin them anti freeze!! I HATE THESE CATS MORE THEN ANYTHING!! and my boyfriends dad who is the owner is the LAZIEST man!! the cats food stinks to high heaven and i am always catching the cats on my kitchen counter top, I have very expensive furniture and these nasty animals are destroying it!! OMG I HATE THESE CATS WITH A TRUE PASSION!!! they are all 3 old and fat and hairy carry fleas and are disgusting!!FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT SUCH A WORTLESS CRETURE? THEY ARE OLD AND HAIRY AND NASTY!!!!!! OMG!! CAN ANYONE TELL ME A WAY TO GET RID OF THEM?/ HOW CAN I GET RID OF THEM WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING?? SNEANKY WELL SO ARE THESE WORTLESS LAME UGLY STUPID DIRTY ASS CATS!! I AM NOT TO FOND OF ANY ANIMALS HOWEVER I TRULY HATE CATS AND ESPAICALLY THESE CATS THAT ARE LIVING IN MY HOME!! YOU WOULD THINK SINCE MY BF AND HIS DAD KNOW I HATE THEM THEY WOULD TAKE BETTER CARE OF THEM BUT NO!!! SERIOUSLY IF THESE CATS ARE IN MY LIFE FOR 1 MORE WEEK I AM GOING TO AUTO-ZONE TO BUY SOME ANTI-FREEZE SCANDALIZE I KNOW!! BUT AT THIS POINT I SEE NO OTHER WAY TO GET RID OF THESE PESTS!! I AM NOT A MEAN PERSON AND WILL FEEL BAD IF I HAVE TO DO THAT BUT I AM NOT EVEN JOKIN IF ANYONE HAS A DIFFERENT SOLUTION PLEASE I BEG OF YOU TO RESPOND TO ME AT >>>CROOKLYNNSLY@HOTMAIL.COM>>>>> THANK YOU XOXO
you sicko cats are not worthless OR ugly cats are beautiful you are a sicko wh deserves to go to jail for future cruelty acts against animal and cats
A good way to break the cats of going on your countertops is to spray them with water whenever you see them up there. Cats don’t like water.
First of all, I am curious to know why it is that your boyfriend and his (as you put it, Lazy) father are both living in your house to begin with. That in and of itself sounds like a problem that needs to be addressed, first of all. Whatever the reason, I would have a good talk with your boyfriend and his father about this situation. Don’t get confrontational and flustered, like you were (understandably) in the blog, because they will not listen if you do, and may get defensive. And nothing will get done if this happens.
Secondly, there is no excuse — Zero, Zilch, nada — for these animals to be allowed to destroy YOUR house. Tactfully remind your boyfriend and his father of how generous you are being by letting them live there, and that you don’t mind helping them out, but that, for the sake of everyone’s health and welfare, there needs to be ground rules concerning the animals. It is your house after all.
It may be that the cats will need to be confined to one room only, preferably one without a carpet or upholstered furniture. You can put a litterbox in the room with them and food and water, and even provide them with some toys and a cat condo (at your boyfriend and his father’s expense, of course). They can come out for supervised playtime, or your boyfriend can spend time with them in the room. This way they can have their own space and not be able to destroy your hard-earned belongings.
This is just a suggestion, but talk it over with your boyfriend and his dad. There is no excuse for what is going on in your house right now. You need to take a stand and draw the line. And if your two new tenants are not willing to compromise with you, that means that they don’t respect you. In which case I suggest you give serious consideration to whether or not they should be benefiting from your kindness at all. And what you choose to do at that point is up to you. But personally, I could not have a relationship with someone who doesn’t respect me.
If you read a few blogs up, I posted a story similar to yours back in April 2007. My husband at the time felt his cat should have unlimited access to our bedroom, even though she was waking me up at night. I have fibromyalgia and it is very important that I am allowed to sleep through the night uninterrupted, or else I cannot function the next day. Well one, morning, after that cat had woken me up at 2:30 a.m. that night, I was exhausted and in a lot of pain because I didn’t get enough sleep that night and I got confrontational with my husband and I took it it out on the cat. My husband told me he didn’t want to hear it and that I was being cold and spiteful. I was so angry and sick that morning I was ready to tell him get the fuck out and take the fucking cat with him. Instead of doing that, though, I came home from work (I had to leave early becuase I couldn’t stay awake and I almost lost my job over it), I put my anger aside for a half-hour I wrote him a letter, explaining to him why it was so important to keep the cat out of the room at night, and asking him to give his rationale for why he though she should be allowed in. Turned out he had none. He was just being ridiculous and he had no justification for it. And he agreed that we should keep the cat out of the bedroom at night.
Writing a letter helps a lot because we are able to think before we put down the words we want to say, and if something doesn’t sound right to us, we can fix it before it gets to the person we are trying to get a message to, minimizing the possibility of irreparable harm to the relationship. When you speak, you can say stuff you might regret later, and there is nothign you can do to take it back .
Anyway, I hope this is somewhat helpful to you. Let me know, if you would, how things work out. Best of luck to you.
Nicholle
Wow…this just proves that people need lives. I mean, seriously, why the fuck would someone want to bring harm to an animal that has no means of defending itself against your sociopathic ass… Were your childhoods THAT fucked up? Evidently, they were because you’re all just a bunch of Nazis. “I HATE ALL CATS”, “KILL ALL CATS’, “IM GOING TO KILL THESE CATS” Just a bunch of fucking Nazis. And whoever decides that they take comfort from reading little stories about how bad cats are, should do everyone a favor and simply kill themself. You know whats’ disgusting? Not a cat. A site where a bunch of adolescents vent thier anger on an animal. And to the people who actually stick up for cats, keep at it. P.s CATS OWN JOO.
T. Nero: Kill myself? Because I don’t like cats? Who is it that *really* had the fucked up childhood here? I should laugh myself sick (wait a minute, I already did).
I never on this blog have said anything about wanting to kill any animal. Nor do I take comfort or joy in reading about people who do. I just like to do a little harmless venting about them because it’s fun and amusing. Haven’t you ever heard of catharsis?…Oh, wait probably not. That would have to mean you are educated, and since you believe people who hate cats should kill themselves, that strikes you from that equation.
Hm…I can imagine the news headine in my hometown if I decided to kill myself for not liking cats:
“Nicholle, Beloved wife and daughter, respected educator and published author (well of course I am not going to tell you my last name) dead at age 30 of apparent self inflicted gunshot wound. A middle school language arts teacher and per diem college professor, she dedicated her life to helping children and advocating for those with special needs. However, she decided to cut that life short when she realized the illusion of her true-self worth. After admitting to the world that she hates cats, she realized how useless she really was to all those who depended on her, and resigned herself to the fact that unless one loves cats, they can make no true difference in the world and must remove themselves from it. So, as a favor to the world, especially to those who love cats, she blew her brains out.”
Sounds just a little fucking ridiculous don’t you think?
And no, my cat doesn’t own me, either. About all she owns is the foot up her ass if she wakes me up at night (that last part was a joke. since I’m sure you wouldn’t be able to figure that out on your own, I wanted to spell it out).
you are pissing me off NICHOOLLLE go back to your little hubby leave us ALONE anyone who says such things about a cat has problems i bet you would HATE to have a dog! cats are NOT worthless you sick sociopaths there the most beautiful animals in the world, anyone who wants to hurt a cat really badly should be locked up in a lions cage…….with a lion so it can return the favour.
This Nicholle women is really immature, i mean you have a husband, and you go on little sites this? WTF can you just get over yourself and stop mentioning how much you hate your INNOCENT LIVING CREATURE cat wee get it already! get a life, im only 15 and live with my parents, and if i got a chance to be free like you and have a life (not like you) i would take it. so get of your fucking computer and stop exercising your hands, fucking hell!!!!!
You’re awesome. If you did kill yourslef though, your cat wouldn’t give a shit.
Fuck Cats: LMAO!!!!
Thor if you like cats (ewww) then why are you on a cat hating website? By the way in general the Irish do have a bad luck superstition toward cats. I spent 1/2 my life in Ireland, I know. I wasnt asking your ignorant opinion, Only people I have things in common with which is why this website exsists,
go on a cat loving (ewww) website if you want to be heard.
I fucking hate negligent people…….I am so fucking fed up! In the 10 years I’ve lived here I’ve had to kill at least ten fucking “sweet kitty cats”. BB gun, pellet gun, and even a .22 once! There is no end to STUPID fucking people that deserve to bury their fucking cat! Every screen in my fucking house has at least one hole in it! I AM A CONSIDERATE NEIGHBOR…MY ANIMALS ARE LEASHED OR KEPT INSIDE!!!! When I buy a fucking $40,000 convertible and find fucking scratches and paw prints all over because YOU are not a responsible pet owner I get very PISSED OFF. Problem is you let it out at night so nobody knows exactly who the fucking prick is!!! If I do find you I hope you have kids……..cause I might stuff the next little lifeless family pet in YOUR Fucking mailbox for little Tommy or Suzy to find……… ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!
Animal control is a Fucking joke!
I’ve tried live traps…..useless!!!!
I’ve tried anti-freeze……cats are to damn finicky!!!
I need a sure fire, fast acting, easily obtainable poison so I don’t inadvertantly hit someone with a stray bullet.
Damnit Man! I DONT LIKE KILLING!!! But your cat isn’t worth 40 grand to me ASSHOLE!!!!
Fellow animal lovers……..do us all a favor!!
Show your animal you truly do love them…….don’t just throw them outside and make them EVERYONES problem!!!
do you really kill cats? what a sicko, if you do im gonna hunt you down (joking)if your just exagerating, i’ll leave you alone, but just know that your gonna pay in the end if you have a killed animals.
The only good kitty is a bonzi kitty theres a cool website called bonsy kitten its a kitty you stick in a bottle and feed it with a tube and when the cats head takes shape of the bottle as it grows cool a sqare headed cat ar whatever shape bottle you can find gatta check it out lol
Hey. We moved into a new house and I had to have my pitbull put down because he snapped at me, then at my husband about a week later
So now that cat of my husband’s thinks she rules the place..which sucks. We have an 8 mo. old & I am 6 mo. pregnant. I got sick of her shit hair balls all over the house, especially now that my girl is starting to crawl, so I keep her in the basement. Every night, all night long she sits in the area right under our rooom & gives a miserable cry. It keeps me up all night long. So I have to go down there & see what the fuck she’s crying for. She’s got food, water, a pet bed, and a litterbox. My point is that she’s been laying in her litterbox, on top of mounds of shit, instead of laying in her pet bed..I am afraid of even going down there, because of toxoplasmosis. I wear a mask, gloves & slippers that I remove before coming back upstairs. My husband doesn’t bother with her. He hasn’t even went down there in days. Cats are clean animals, I thought was the claim? They’re discusting in my experience..What other animal carries a disease that can kill or deform a fetus? And we intelligent people choose to keep these as house pets? Are we that stupid? Also, my friend’s 2 y/o daughter always came home with a 103 degree fever after being babysat by her aunt..after a few times of that happening, they finally figured out it;s because of the cats at that house. They had been scratching her, and the bacteria (shit) under thier nails were making the baby sick. I guess it’s called cat scratch fever..GROSS
we have a cat who is “s-l-o”. she is always doing one of five things: eating, sleeping on my pillow, shitting somewhere other than the litterbox, peeing somewhere other than the litterbox, or just generally making the most foul stench known to humankind. i love her. i really do. but i would like to wake up in the morning and not have her. right now she has diarrhea (because God has smitten me). the other night she crawled up on my chest while i was watching tv. she turned her butt to my face (as usual) and sat down (as usual). i ended up with diarrhea in my mouth. i was afraid of her anus, so i locked her in a room with a bed, water and a litterbox. the next morning, i awoke to find the floor of said room covered in roughly 25 small piles of diarrhea. after cleaning that up, i was even more afraid of her anus. right now, i just want to her to be normal (which isn’t any picnic, but it’s better than this). i will take her to the vet tomorrow. she must have sensed it, because she just peed all over the blanket the dog was laying on AS A REPLACEMENT FOR THE DOG BED SHE SHAT ON. i can’t even keep up with her bodily functions. i feel oppressed by her excrement. i am NEVER getting another cat and if there were a retirement village for cats, i would gladly pay for a room for both of our felines.
CATS SUCK
CAT HAIR SUCK
THEY ALL SHOULD BE KILLED IF THEIR OWNERS ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE THEM ALL THE TIME INSIDE.
unfortunately people loves them for a couple of years and then dump them, creating a big problem.
Think twice before saying “you love” cats and you will take care of them forever…
…. SURE!
Brandy You should not wish death on a person in behalf of a “cute kitty” That shows how stupid you are.
And everyone else that thinks the same. So I guess she is a total vegetarian because must probably thinks chicks are so cute to eat, and also cows…. aha… SURE.
–bye
WHY I HATE CATS. READ THIS. HOPEFULLY YOU CAT HATERS WILL AGREE WITH ME.
1.) Cat’s have got to be one of the most intelligent creatures out there. You can teach them the same tricks as a dog, and more, they can open doors, flush and use toilets, recognize words, and more. It’s people, on the otherhand, who are too stupid to recognize this. Thanks cats, for making us people look bad.
2.) If you hurt a person who shot a cat, you get arrested. I know from experience!
3.) When you’re doing homework, paying bills, writing letters, other important things like that their “independancy” causes them to leave you alone and not bother you whatsoever. So that means, no procrastination.
4.) They’re cute, fuzzy, and warm. Like living teddy bears. And they love you uncondionally. I HATE THAT! Don’t you hate it when something loves you??
5.) They’re clean, unless you don’t look after them properly. And who wants to take the time to feed an animal proper food and water, or clean it’s litter box and groom it? Not me, certainly! Because it’s not like it only takes a few minuites and a few bucks or anything!
6.) Cat owners are the nicest, funniest people, and you know they have compassion. Not everyone who owns a cat is a crazy cat lady who speaks to it in baby language. And personally, I find men that own cats sexy. Damn you cats!
7.) Cat haters are unintelligent, cowardly, pathetic losers. They’re hating is a sure sign that you should never get involved with them whatsoever, because of their hateful and unfunny personas. Damn! And that cat hating guy over there was so cute.
and finally, the number 8 Reason why I hate cats:
8.) Friends come, friends go, lovers come, lovers go, but the impact that your cat has on your soul, this little fuzzy four legged creature, lasts with you forever. (Of course, an update to an old quote, but I think it’s been altered perfectly!)
And forever is a long fucking time. Thanks alot, cats.
-End Sarcasm Rant. You pathetic cat hating losers probably didn’t get this far anyway, with you limited intelligence-
I Cant stand my fucking cat. I have had lots of cats over the years and none of them are as stupid as this little bitch. She throws up everywhere, all the fucking time. Pisses on all of my fucking stuff!!!! Scratches the Fucking couch!!!! If it wasnt for my cat loving girlfriend I would of put a noose on its neck and threw it over the balcony long time ago!! I just want to beat it and smash its little head in with my bare hands. Hold it by its back legs and swing it in the air and crack its head on the countertop. Or maybe just strangle the fucking life out of it. Now I am not a cat hater…… I love my big old tom cat on the farm who gets treated like a member of our family and would never ever dream of hurting him. This cat is just the pet of Satan and its only purpose in life is to push me to the edge! I am a farm kid so naturally I want to shoot it, but for the sake of my girlfriend I will try to find a home for it.
I am a bit worried for your girlfriend if you dont hate cats WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THAT!!!!! ABOUT YOUR CAT, THAT IS SICK.
I hate cats too, and so does my dog. In fact most dog breeds hate cats, but our dogs put up with cats because we tell them to!
Best way to hate a cat is to love a dog. Great post. Thanks for sharing with us. Sincerely,
John Adams
UPDATE!!! I found someone to take my cat. Hopefully they will have better luck with her. Some cats are just no good indoors and there is nothing you can do about it. Plain and simple.
The reasons I hate cats are I don’t like the cats’ hair on my sofa
I hate them near me when i have my dinner
why would you hat a cat because of that???? wtf OK HEARS THE THRUTH CATS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH CLEANER THAN DOGS!!!
Well said Skye, a very admirable defence of the little fuckers. I like some cats. a Burmese moved in 3 doors up, such a lovely well breed companion cat. But Ziggy the tom across the road still runs for cover when he sees me. Many famous well known people have owned cats, and many ignorant losers too. Wheres Nicholle? Happy new year!
Where is everyone? Has somebody farted?
i can see why people hate cats though. they get a bad impression from just ONE cat and assume theyre all horrible. i remember my brothners cat was a horrible nasty little fucker who i just wanted to boot to the moon. godddd i never thought i’d hate a cat so much. but i have a cat now whos so great. shes cute and sweet and always ready for cuddles. but my brothers cat; fuck. its not the cats fault. its my brothers wifes fault. i hate when people dont take the time to train their pets. dogs, too. pit bulls get a bad rep for apparently attacking and killing people, but im sure every breed has some faults. i love pit bulls
first plp hurt or even more hurtful things to cat becuase they are smaller and cant really tear off ur arm dogs can tho thats why u would find more cats at a pound cats can some times just be born bad are dip shits do stuff to them which makes them mad and cant trust no one. One of this posts said that they put a cat down stairs with every a cat box food and water……u cant do taht they need big space like a house and she said that it cryed hmmmm maybe because it wanted love then she said it got her baby sick…….hmmm maybe u need to go to a vet and get ur cat a check up or a spa treatment. cats like high places like a fridge or counter top their not aloud up there so get them put them down and smack the highny lightly not hard or with anything hard just a little tap and say no! plp hate cats mostly becuase of a bad first impression like they get clawed…..if u yelled at it or corned it and yelled or hit it continously then ur a fucking douche who should burn in hell. why would u even do that to a cat… “i dont know” get ur head fixed damn man. most cats can be mad because they can. leave it alone for a while like a day or 2 let it get use to u and ur house but if it poops in the same spot then put a box over it and spray some scented mist then it should stop because cats poop where there scent is plus if u dont clean the litter box then they do it every where i have 5 cats and none of them claw me for no reason. some cats can get agressive for no reason and i dont know why. my cat pumpkin will get on ur lap and make bread or give u a little massage but pumpkin does it hard so u just say no she cant help it tho.
i saw some videos of a cat on some drug it made it like it had torets and would die i almost cryed then before that i saw a commercial on adult swim with master shake putting a CUTE kitten in the microwave and then its head exploded i wanted to sue the show. i had a cat called tiger and he died by a car but his body didnt get torn up his body did even seem it was hit but thank god he wasnt i wish i could see tiger i loved him so much. i wish plp would get the death penalty for animal cruelty but that will never happen. cats are a really good house pet so if u have any questions then pls ask me
i totally agree, i love cats and dont mind dogs but that’ll change once i get one (coz i’ve never had a dod before) and the world is becoming soo sick, people who do really sick things to animals should be forced to fight with 3 lions in bloodsport (sorry if that was a bit extreme) i also care about humans though rapists should get fucking raped themselves!!!!!
I wouldn’t say I hate cats – I don’t hate any animal – but I don’t get anything out of them.
They don’t ‘give’ much, as unlike dogs, they are not pack animals – they are desigded to be more selfish, so hardly their fault if they act that way.
In responce to Wicker; That is not true.
It’s great that you dont hate any animal
Believe it or not, animals are far superior to humans and they play a major role in our environment. anyway
You CAN get something out of cats. they are not all the same, just like dogs arent the same. some cats are very affectionate and dog-like. they will follow you around, look for love and affection like dogs and do tricks like dogs too. it depends on how it was raised, and how much love it was shown as a kitten. just like some dogs are more aggresive than others, and dont take to kindly to people except for one. its not their fault if they act a certain way, theyre domesticated. you can change their personality depending on how much time you put into socialising with them. when i first saw my cat at the SPCA she was very unsocial, skittish, and scared of everyone and always hid. it took me a while but i eventually got her accustomed to people, and she soon became affectionate and outgoing. people underestimate cats intelligence and affection. theyre just like dogs, really. it just takes time and paitence, like with a puppy. but of course theyre not the same cause theyre 2 different animals…
Cats are valued by us for its companionship and its ability to hunt rodents, etc. They play their rightful role in the game of life!
OMG What a pathetic converstaion,how about we all discuss cat rape to reflect your inferior mentality..LOL
Why would anyone want to rape a cat?
P.S. I fucking like rodents.
In response to Skye’s Sarcasm Rant (don’t take this personal, Skye. I’m here purely for fun, and though I don’t like cats, I’d never hurt one). Hopefully cat lovers will agree with me.
1) Cats are one of the most intelligent creatures out there. They vomit on your rug, shred your furniture, destroy your mini-blinds and wake you up at 2:30 in the morning, 4 hours before you actually have to be up for work, so you can spend the rest of the day in a zombie-state. This way you can be fired from the job you work at 5 days a week and not be able to buy them food anymore.
2) If you scream at teh person who let the cat into your room at 2:30 in the morning, you might wind up in a bitter feud that lasts 2 days (I know from personal experience).
3) When you’re doing homework, paying bills, writing letters, other important things like that their selfish, self-centered attitude causes them to climb up onto the computer keyboard, slobber on it and any adjacent paperwork and completely fuck up the document you are working on. So that means, ten times as much work with one-fourth as much productivity.
4.) They’re cute, fuzzy, and warm. But so are dogs and guinea pigs. And dogs and guinea pigs don’t hiss at you.
5.) They’re clean, I’ll give them that. Feeding them, though, is a waste of time, because they vomit it up anyway, but only on the carpet or another fabric surface that will take you 45 minutes to clean out.
6.) Cat owners think cats are the next best thing to having an orgasm and have compassion only for cats and others like themselves. To them, no cat can do any wrong in this world. THey live in a state of erotic bliss that leaves them oblivious to the shredded couch arms and decimated carpets that litter their homes. This obliviion is most likely the result of getting 30 minutes of sleep per week as a result of being awakened 17 times a night by their cats. And personally, I find men who are into cats are into them because they, like cats, expect the world to turn on their whim. Damn you cats!
7.) Cat haters are unintelligent, cowardly, pathetic losers? Well, I personally have a Master’s Degree, am a published author and am a member of two international honor societies. What was that again?
8.) Friends come, friends go, lovers come, lovers go, but the impact that your cat has on your soul, this little fuzzy four legged creature, lasts with you forever. I won’t argue with this.
Keep on loving your cats and I’ll keep disliking them….lol!
In response to Nicholle~
1) So what if cats vomit on your rug? Dogs drool and piss on your floors. Rodents shit and piss all over the place, and on your hand. Every animal has mess problems. So therefore that statement justifies nothing. They shred your furniture? Buy a freakin cat post! Destroy your mini-blinds? Spray em with water, that usually stops them. Raise your voice, clap your hands. Its called training. You do that to a dog, right? DOGS EAT EVERYTHING IN SIGHT, REGARDLESS OF WHAT IT IS. Wake you up? Close your door!
2) Get a new room mate!
3) Hmmm heres a hint. Throw them OFF your work space and get back to work, you lazy bum! >:O
4.) Dogs drool, bark, bite with their huge jaws, whine, whimper, eat everything, make huge messes, and eat a lot. Guinea pigs piss and shit all over the place, has little scratchy claws, and run away when you try to put them back in their cages.
5.) They dont usually vomit up unless you over feed them or give them something their allergic too
Or unless they have hair balls! Or unless you fed them milk =/
6.) LOL Cat owners dont think cats are the next best thing to having an orgasm
thats stupid. And if anyone out there REALLY feels like that, then theyre usually lonely, scary freaky crazy cat ladies who no one likes. Because they only like their cats. And the only people who like them is their cats. At least those freaks have friends =D AND ITS CUTE WHEN GUYS LIKE CATS YOU FOOL!
http://youtube.com/user/smpfilms
hehehe
7.) It doesnt matter what type of education you have, you could be a rocket scientist for all i care. That doesnt justify hatred towards any animal, including cats.
8.) Hahahahahahahaha!
PS I like rodents too. speaking of cats heres a vid of a cat, rat, and dog riding eachothers backs… http://youtube.com/watch?v=RuuesBhOR9g
pps: i like dogs and guinea pigs but everything in this world has both a positive and negative side to it :/
Cats are not good companions to humans, in comparison to dogs. And I personally see cats as I see rodents. They really have no use for me, & I can’t see why anyone likes them. I was finally able to rehome my husband’s 10 year old cat. I am really happy about that. My mom always walked through my door when we had the cat, & the first thing she’d say is that the house stinks like cat. This cat had the worst smelling shit in the entire world..The ladies that came to get the cat were older, living on social security. They seemd like nice people, but definetly were “cat ladies” They had cat sweaters on. The one woman informed me that instead of using litter, she lets her cat piss & shit on an old towel then she simply rinses it out..and she was going to attempt to get our 10 year old cat to do the same. I don’t see her doing that. Can you imagine the stench in that woman’s condo? They brought me a photo album book of all their cats they’ve ever owned, and I had to sit there and act amused and ohh & ahh over these pictures! Well, it was worth it, my house is now shit and hairball free! I don’t care if anyone else likes cats, but I don’t want them in my house, around my babies. From my experience the cat we did have got shit stuck to her hair (she has long hair) and it would fall off on the floor. She was to the point she wouldn’t bother licking herself anymore, and she’d get nasty dredlocks. I brought her out of the basement once to show my 10 month old, and she hissed at my baby. What a cunt. Cats hiss at their own owners sometimes for no reason. My husband was brusing her and she hissed and bit his hand. And she’s done that to me as well. The difference is that he thinks it’s funny, and I get pissed and hit her in the head w/ the brush. If you want to sit there and talk shit about dogs, you got to think of all the things dogs are good for in comparison to worthless cats. Here, I’ll list some: It’s long, because dogs are so useful in so many ways to humans. Service dogs:
they help those with disabilities in a variety of ways. They can turn on lights, open doors, retrieve medication, and even call 911. Service dogs are trained to meet the individual needs of the person who is adopting them.
Therapy Dogs:
These dogs work in nursing homes, rehabilitation centers, juvenile detention centers and other institutions where they help people learn to cope. They lift spirits who are afraid, depressed and lonely. They bring cheer, comfort and motivation to those who seem to have lost hope. Some dogs visit these facilities with their owners, while others live there and are cared for by staff members. These dogs need no special training except basic obedience skills. They must be mild tempered, loving and able to perform well in society. Through the years some miraculous stories have been told about therapy dogs. In one instance, an elderly woman who hadn’t spoken in years began talking again when she was introduced to a border collie. Why? Because she was grieving for the border collies that had always been a part of her life. Hearing Dogs:
The job of hearing dogs is to assist the deaf in leading a normal life. These dogs alert their owner to the ringing of the doorbell and telephone, the beeping of a smoke alarm, passing traffic, alarm clocks and the approach of people. They must be professionally trained at a hearing dog training facility for a minimum of ninety days. Most hearing dogs are mixed breeds that have been rescued from animal shelters. They give their owners a high quality of life.
Guide Dogs: These dogs assist the visually impaired to lead a more normal life. They are specifically trained to protect their owners at all costs. They guide their owners around obstacles, across streets and keep them away from danger. Guide dogs are usually larger breeds such as Golden Retrievers, German Shepherds, Labrador Retrievers and Bernese Mountain Dogs. Other breeds can be guide dogs, but have to be intelligent, calm in temperament and have a good work ethic. These dogs must be trained at a professional dog guide facility where the owner works with the dog for several weeks before it is adopted
Hearing dogs are identifiable by their orange collars.
Assistance Dogs:
Assistance dogs are trained to assist people who have physical or seizure related disabilities. They provide specific services to their handlers and give their lives a sense of freedom and independence that they wouldn’t otherwise be able to have. These dogs have to be sensitive and intelligent. Assistance dogs that have been adopted by those with seizure related disabilities can sense a seizure coming on before it hits. They then alert their owner and are able to keep him safe.
Dogs and Sports:
Dogs participate in many sports related events, the most prevalent being different types of racing. In the early 1800s, Greyhounds were bred in England for the specific purpose of racing. Sled dogs, such as the Alaskan malamute and Siberian husky, were used by native peoples to haul goods in the polar regions of the world. Today dogsled races take part in northern regions world wide.
Show Dogs:
For centuries, dogs have participated in side attractions, such as circuses and not in competitive shows. Today, dog shows are very popular. Today, these competitions are usually held by national kennel clubs, but some shows are put on to show off a dog’s skills. These include obstacle courses, catching Frisbees, jumping and more.
Herding Dogs:
Dogs have been used for herding livestock for hundreds of years. Farmers often send their dogs to bring in the cows from the pasture at milking time. These dogs are able to perform this task without help from their owners. Border collies use a nasty stare to assert dominance over livestock. There are two types of herding dogs; British and Continental.
Livestock Guardians:
These dogs were originally bred in Europe and Asia. Their job is to protect livestock. They stay with their herd at all times and guard it from predators. Livestock guardians need no human assistance to perform the tasks expected of them. Breeds of livestock guardians are Great Pyrenees, Komondor, and Anatolian Shepherds to name a few.
Police Dogs:
These dogs perform specific tasks and they are irreplaceable in crime fighting methods. They assist police officers in apprehending criminals, drug busts, bomb scares and arson cases. Their sense of smell must be impeccable and their hearing excellent. These dogs are highly trained by specialists to perform police duties. Police dogs are able to perform in all situations and not become disoriented by distractions such as gun shots, loud noises and crowds. These dogs are invaluable to their handlers and more than once have saved the lives of those they work with. Most police dogs live with their masters and stay at his side twenty-four hours a day.
Search and Rescue Dogs:
These dogs are trained to search out and rescue missing people. They rely on their excellent sense of smell and their great physical abilities. They are able to stay focused in the midst of chaotic conditions after floods and earthquakes, volcanoes and other types of environmental disasters.
Military Dogs:
The role of military dogs are many and their services invaluable. Used through the ages for various military duties, today their role is more defined. They are assigned where they can be of great service. The duties of military dogs include sentry duty, the transporting of messages, sniffing out mines, scout and patrol duties, tunnel exploration (these dogs were used in Vietnam), casualty search, and the detection of explosive devices.
K-9 military dogs have save thousands of lives of those men and women who serve their country. Some dogs have been presented medals for their service.
I got that from a website obviously. But in addition to all of that there are fire assistance dogs, sled dogs, bomb sniffing dogs, drug sniffing dogs, dogs used in hunting. I could probably do another search & find more. Not to mention the dog that will kill someone trying to break into your home to hurt your family. I love dogs because they are pack animals, and they actually see themselve’s as a member of your family. A cat has no feelings like that. Ever..But, like I said if you like cats that’s great..I personally just can’t understand it. Can you imagine an animal smart enough to sense when thier owner is about to have a seizure, or has a cancerous tumor in their body? Dogs can do that. Dogs are so great.
In respionce to “love pitbulls”
It’s all a matter of preferance, really. I love both dogs and cats. Pitbulls too, theyre so cute. BUT to say that cats are not good companions to humans is NOT true, and I can sincerely say that I’m 100% a cat person. Dogs are better at guarding your house though, but personality wise they’re both the same. What about dogs that maul other animals and children? And Pit Bulls, sorry to say it, have a high reputation for that. My cat always follows me around, always sits by me, sleeps with me at night, and wakes up with me in the morning. She is a GREAT companion, and I KNOW she loves me. All animals share some sort of bond with humans.
10 is really old. That’s like, a senior cat. I’d like to see your senior dog not smell. Maybe if you looked after the cat properly it wouldn’t have stank.
Lol! Cat sweaters!
Thats really disgusting. I don’t like people like that, and believe me, not ALL cat people are like that. You poor person 
Some people just arent cat people, and I understand that. You dont need to own a cat then. If you had taken the initiative to brush and wash her then she’d have been just fine. Don’t you do that exact same thign to babies when they shit their diapers? I can see why it wouldnt bother licking itself anymore. The LEAST you couldve done was take it to a humane shelter. Cats dont hiss unless theyre scared or angry. So your baby, with its lous squeels and tail pulling capabilities probably scared the cat. I’ll give you that one, my cat hates being brushed too lol! My sisters dog does too, though. She’ll bark and bite at the brush and end up eating the brush if she finds it. I once caught her chewing on it, lol. It was so annoying! She ate everything in sight. Ugghh, how I hated that dog. And she’d roll around in shit everytime she could get and I had to get my brothers girlfriend to spray it down with a hose. LOL she doesnt think its funny. Probably just hates the pulling of its fur. Dogs arent useless, and of COURSE they have those capabilities because of their size. Don’t tell me if a cat wasnt just as strong and powerful as a dog they couldn’t help people out. They could. All cats have different personalities, and some are VERY dog like. Cats can turn on lights, open doors, retrieve things, and call 911. Here ya go: http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=cat+calls+911&meta=
There are therapy cats, too. And thats a cute story, lol. There are many therapy animals that help people, including horses. Also, cats hear better than dogs. Like I said, if cats were the same size and build (that would be scary) as dogs, they could easily be trained to do those same things. Cats DO has no feelings like that, I dont care how much you like dogs, but do your bloody research because My cat and many cats that I;ve owned have been friendly, loving family animals, and they’re low maintanece. I understand people have favourite preferances, and as I can see you’re a dog person. But that gives you no right to believe that all cats are stuck up, bastardly, evil animals. Thats the stupidest thing I have EVER heard! Thats like saying all dogs bark, stink, and maul people. AND Cats have the ability to do that, there have been MANY, MANY accounts of cats sencing cancer and seizures. Even birds can sence seizures, so thats no great accomplishment on dogs behalf.
I understand that dogs are great, but your just so biased.
If cats were the size & strength of dogs, you’d probably be dead. Cats don’t value their owners like dogs do, & to say they have the same personality is so far from the truth. And when the hell did I ever say “all cats are stuck up, bastardly, evil animals”? Never, so WTF are you talking about? No, I do not think that cats would do any of those things for their owners that dogs do. Not even for a second. Every cat I’ve ever been near won’t even come to me when I call it, let alone be as friendly as a dog. They just glare at you with that mean look on their faces. And I can’t clean the cat, it’s my husband’s cat and I am pregnant and no offense but I really don’t want to get bit by the bitch or get toxoplasmosis from her shit. That’s nice that your cat has the personality of a dog, and had I ever met one that was like a dog, I’d like it. But the only ones I have ever met have been nothing like dogs. And ya you change your baby’s diaper when it shits itsself. But aren’t cats supposed to be smart and clean animals who know instinctivly to use the litter box? When a cat shits itsself it means it’s time to go to the shelter to get put down, not clean up after it’s shit every time. You do sound like a “cat person” because cat ppl. tend to speak in ways that make it seem as though cats should come before babies..my baby never squealed at the fucking cat or pulled her tail. I simply showed the cat to the baby..I wouldn’t let that dirty thing get close enough to my baby. And you say I should have taken the cat to the shelter instead of what I did, which was find her a home with ppl. who love cats? That doesn’t even make sense.
what about when people have big cats?????????????????????????? as pets, idiot, just coz YOU had a bad experience with cats.
Actually, sorry for calling you an idiot….
Hahaha, yeah I think youre right about that one! They’re pretty fierce. But most domesticated cats, if looked after properly, arent usually vicious. Cats DO value their owners like dogs do, maybe they just show it in a different manner. At least I know all the cats I’ve owned have felt affection towards me. And some cats, believe it or not, do have similar personalities like dogs. But they’re DIFFERENT SPECIES so of course their traits arent going to be the same, but when it comes down to it their affection, companionship, tricks they can preform, and social habits can be similar.
All cats are different, goodness gracious. Some cats come when you call, some don’t. My neighbors cat doesnt even know me and when I first saw it I called it and it came bounding over to me like a dog and started purring and wanting affection. Some cats just arent stupid enough to walk up to strangers. My sisters dog, I’d sometimes take it for walks, right when we got in the yard and I took the leash off it’d see another dog or person accross the street and instantly start barking and running towards them, almost getting hit by a car or scaring them into thinking she was going to attack. Cats arent stupid enough to do that.
Then don’t! Its not up to you to look after your husbands cat, seesh. I really hope you can find a cat with a good personality, because you may be surprised at how clever and affectionate they are. I’m not sayin go out an adopt one, I know your not a cat person, but its just dumb how (now I’m NOT aiming this at you, this is for everone) people have such negitive views against cats. You can dislike them, sure but to say you hate them and hate verything about them is just stupid. Just because you’ve had bad experiences with cats, doesnt mean theyre all the same. Its like someone having a phobia of dogs, just because they were bit by one as a child, and so they assume all dogs are vicious.
Thats true, a cat shouldnt shit all over itself lol but like i said you had an old cat. also it probably wasnt being fed properly, or had some sort of intestinal disease.
I know your baby didn’t do any of that, but most babies do. I’m not saying your child is like that at all, but some cats are just scared of children, and a lot of the babies my cat has seen have done just that. They chase her, and pull her tail and everything. I can agree with you, though, pets shouldnt be near babies like that. My brothers friends wife owns two HUGE rotweillers and she lets her babies near it all the time she lets the dogs lick all over her babies face and stuff.
Well like you said, the people you found were elderly people who trained their cat to use a towel, so I was just sayin’. But good luck to them and that cat you hate so much.
Byeeeee
In response to Skye (aka Miss I-Know-Everying)
1) You started the name calling. Lazy Bum? Fool? Where exactly in my blog did I say anything incendiary about you personally or call you a name? Well, if you like to call names, I am game for that, too.
1) Who cares if cats vomit on your rug? I do. I work hard for what I have and don’t appreciate it being trashed. Dogs drool and piss on your floors? Since when? I have shared my home with 3 dogs in my lifetime, and with exception of those who are terminally ill or not let out to relieve themselves, they don’t piss or drool on the floor. Neither do rodents for that matter. Buy a — was that, “freakin” — cat post! I have a cat post, Sherlock, two in fact, and the cat still shreds my fucking furniture. Spray em with water, that usually stops them? Well, I do that, too, but it’s only a quick fix, and since I have a job and am not home during the day when the cat is fucking up my furniture, I can’t exactly spray it with water. Sorry, Miss I.K.E., I have a fucking life. You don’t need to tell me about training. I know what it is. Cats are not trainable. They simply respond to punishment and get away with what they can when they can. You do that to a dog, right? No. Dogs actually learn.
2) My roommate is also known as my husband, and quite frankly, I don’t fuck around, so no I won’t get a new one. But to each her own, honey.
3) Who is someone who obviously has nothing better to do with her life than follow a cat around the house with a spray bottle and call people names who don’t agree with her calling a lazy bum?
4.) Dogs drool, bark, bite with their huge jaws, whine, whimper, eat everything, make huge messes, and eat a lot. So do cats. Guinea pigs piss and shit when they are in their cage, and if they have to go when they are out, they will nibble your finger to let you know they want to go back. I have never been scratched by a guinea pig, though I have kept them as pets for the last 8 years and for 3 additional years when I was much younger. And who wouldn’t run away if they knew they were being put back into a cage? It’s a survival instinct that has kept them alive for thousands of years. Us, too.
5.) I don’t feed my cat milk. I have her on a special low-allergen diet and give her careful portions. SHe still vomits.
6.) Thanks for the website address, but I’m not a fool.
7.) It obviously *does* matter “what type of education you have,” because there is a definite correlation between intelligence and being able to have a debate without calling the other side names. And *you* don’t have to be a rocket scientist to know that *I* don’t condone hatred towards any animal, including cats. In fact, I wrote that specifically at the beginning of my last blog, but it takes the ability to read to be able to figure that out.
8.) Everything in this world–including people who don’t agree with you–has a positive and neagative side to it.
9) Hahahahahahahaha!
10.)Ha….ha.
Nicholle,
Wow, learn to take a joke! Those werent even insulting, nor did I mean them to be. Jeeze, calm down. Read what I said to that chick talking about how great dogs are. I have no more to say about this. And yeah, cats are trainable. Thanks for showing everyone here that you have aboslutely no capabilities of training a cat. Why do you even have one if you’re going to continue this huge rant? And for someone who has a life, you sure type alot about trying to contradict my opinion about cats.
good bye forever, you one sided cruel people. i hope you all get reincarnated as cats in your next life
It’s just a simple fact, dogs are better suited for human companionship than cats are. Cats were never called “man’s best friend” were they? I really don’t care if anyone else likes or has cats. I think that’s great..all I was trying to say is that the facts show dog’s usefullness & cats just can’t even compare in that aspect. And what you said about dogs that maul ppl. those are dogs who have been mistreated 9 times out of 10, or fought. Especially pitts. And in most news reports that claim a pitbull killed or mauled someone, they just tag the dog a pitbull when it is actually a different mixed breed, one that looks similar to a pitbull. It gets them good ratings to dramatize things like that. I wish I could find a cat that had a dog’s personality because they are easier to take care of, you don’t have to let them outside (althoguh litter boxes are unsanitary) you can leave for a week & they can look out for themselve’s. But even if I did find a cat that had a dog’s personality, they just don’t do it for me..maybe it’s their small stature. I like bigger dogs, ones I can put my arm around in bed! My friend is a single mom who lives alone & last Christmas, she had some weird stalker looking in her windows at night..she lives in an old run down cottage on a lake, at the end of the cul de sac, none of her neighbors could see her house at night. Anyways she & her 2 year old daughter were home alone one night, and my friend was out on the attached enclosed porch area, and she heard a knock on her door. Her 2 year old daughter was standing right by the door, she watched in horror as the door slowly opened..it was the guy who had been watching her at night..(don’t ask my why she didn’t have her freaking doors locked) she ran to the door to try & slam it shut but the guy pushed the door in, as he attempted to enter the house, My friend’s 4 year old female pitbull jumped on the guy, took a bite out of his arm and the guy ran off..the dog must have chased him for a while because she didn’t come back home for a couple minutes. I admit, this dog was trained to be a guardian dog, and to react that way. But if it weren’t for her, who knows what would have become of my friend & her little daughter. Things like that make me really value dogs. The way that they love & protect their family. Even the smallest of dogs will attempt to protect in a situation that warrants it.
love pitbulls,
and i know what you mean about a dogs loyalty. it does far surpasss that of a cats, and dogs are more useful in society than cats are. all i’m saying is that people totally underestimate cats. they have bad qualities, but also good ones and people shouldnt judge all cats as being the same because of their experiences with them. hate posts going on about how useless they are and how they should all die, thats just stupid and pathetic. a cat, regardless of its personality or appearance, is still a low-maitence family pet, and serves up to that role as (usually) being cute, cuddly, smart animals that show affection, and some people just prefer that to dogs. youre right, though, when saying dogs are more useful than cats but there are some dogs out there who sometimes are born bad, usually without abuse. and that steriotype that all pitbulls are aggressive and dangerous is the same steriotype that all cats are stupid, useless and unaffectionate…. its just not true! so people dont need to own a cat, and they can continue hating them, but even if you hate an animal that is no excuse to bring it harm, or consider it stupid and useless.
(usually wouldnt reply since so many people on here are being lame, but i got this in an e-mail =])
dogs are great in all those aspects, like guarding and protecting people, and thats’s a very great, heroic story
Holy shit, such animosity here lately.
Love Pit Bulls: I am with you on dogs 100%. I love them and would love to keep another one. The only reason we don’t have one is because my husband and I are at work all day and we don’t feel it would be fair to the animals.
Skye:
Perhaps you didn’t “mean” your words to be insulting, but I can barely count on one had the number of people I know (and I know a lot of people) who would tolerate being called “lazy bum” or “fool” without having some choice words to say back. The offense is determined by the one offended, and the older you get — I am assuming that you are much younger than me — the more you come to realize that, and the more you come to think before you speak (or write).
As far as what you said to that “chick talking about how great dogs are,” I read what you wrote and *I* have a lot to say about it. All of those pit bull maul stories you have read are most likely true, but I can guarantee you that they were committed by animals that had been abused, mistreated and trained to be vicious by unscrupulous owners. It is exactly that misconception about them that causes thousands to be exploited by people like Michael Vick or destroyed at shelters all over the country, regardless of their temperament. I have known many pit bulls in my life — and several people who rescue them from euthanasia or from lives of abuse and exploitation — and they are among the sweetest, gentlest, most loyal animals I have every known. You “have no more to say about this” because there is no more to say about it.
No need to “thank” me for showing everyone here that I have absolutely no capabilities of training a cat. Everyone here already knows, and they don’t think any less of me.
Since you asked, I “have” a cat only because my husband loves her, and as I am — unlike some — a person who can see from perspectives other than my own, I would never ask him to get rid of an animal he loves. But, as comic relief, I join blogs like this one so that I and others like me can share our stories about living with other people’s cats.
Yes, I write a lot and tend to contradict opinions, but that is because I am a professor, and it’s what I get paid to do. You type as much as I do, even more in fact, but the big difference is that I know how to support an argument without saying things like “I hope you get reincarnated as a cat.”
I hope I get reincarnated as a cat, too. Who wouldn’t want to spend every day licking their balls, destroying the house and sitting on babies’ faces while some narrow-minded, world-hating sucker picks up the tab!!!!!
Nicholle,
You’re so stubborn. Yeah, I get it. And as a matter of fact, I AM a lot yougner than you, a teenager. Do you feel better abot yourself carrying on this long, pointless rant? A grown woman like you, arguing with a teenager over cats and dogs??
Oh my god you two or skye and nichole need to shake hands and accept ur dis agree-ments about this topic! i dont even think u guys are even talking about the topic come to think about it. you guys had it and then this BIG argument broke out and im getting a few emails and its getting annoying! The main question that everyone needs to know and awnser is why they hate cats if its stupid like just because there cats then poke them and ask why they hate cats and whatever im pretty sure u know what i mean.
I love and hate cats at times but mostly love
they can piss everywhere and poop everywhere and boy does it smell but i can clean it plus they can knock over stuff but that hardly happens plus when they run up and down the hall which i think is cute because there having a good time and its fun to imagine why there doing it in the first place. Honestly there is no perfect pet out there but what we need to figure out is why so many people hate cats so altogether lets find the reasons and help solve them sounds corny but im in that “mood” again.
I have 5 cats and i love them all. dogs are okay but i prefer cats because i with them every single day. i dont hate dogs either but my REAL PROBLEM IS WHY THERE IS MORE CAT ABUSE THAN DOG?
im not trying to get more dog abuse im jsut wondering why!
Skye: I know I’m stubborn. I’m quite well-known for it, in fact. But I’m not the only one perpetuating this discussion, here.
For the record, I enjoy discourse with teenagers. They see life from a different angle and give me another interesting perspective from which to view things. No, I don’t feel better about myself because I’m carrying on a long, pointless “rant” with a one of them, but I’m not trying to feel better about myself…..I debate with teenagers–and adults– all day. It’s part of my job as an English teacher to help all of my students polish their communication skills in this way. And since I have helped many of them, that makes me feel good about myself and makes them feel better about themselves.
And believe me, I’m not ranting. If I were ranting, you’d know about it.
In any event, I admit I have been hard on you, and I apologize for that. I can be persistent and obnoxious. We can agree to disagree and leave it at that. But just as I have learned something from you, I hope you have learned something from me. Even the people who annoy us most are valuable to us if they teach us something. I have known many such people and I am sure you have, too.
Be blessed and take care of your cats. They are indeed lucky to have you
Nicholle
P.S. Skye, thank you for such a lively debate. I would have liked to have had you as a student
Nicholle,
First off, I really do appologize if I came off as rude or anything. I really didn’t mean to. Sometimes it is hard to differentiate a persons attitude online without knowing them in person, and I guess I just get really worked up in internet debates!
The way you handled my blatantly obnoxious behaviour is beyond admirable, and I’m probably just as stubborn! Most of the time on this blog, I did type things without thinking before hand, as I usually do (unfortunately! I’ve gotten into many problems because of that.. hmm..) and I know for a fact that it didn’t help what I was trying to defend, and it just made me seem naive. :/
But I hope that through my bad garammar and childish dialogue you were all able to understand that cats get much worse of a bad reputation than they deserve. Sure they can be annoying, you have to clean up after them, they hiss and bite, etc. but what people seem to forget is that cats are popular pets for a reason, and their positive traits far surpass their negative traits.
I have no problem admitting that I’m a cat fanatic, and I hope everyone on here reconsiders their feelings for these amazing little creatures. They may not be as loyal as dogs, they can’t sing or fly like birds, nor can they sit idly out of your way like rodents or fish, but they are clever and affectionate animals who serve their purpose as companions, and they love unconditionally (even if they don’t show it sometimes!). THAT is what justifies their close relationship with humans. It doesn’t matter if they throw up on your floor, tear up your furniture, etc. Consider your house burns down, and your cat is stuck in the house. What is the one think you’re going to miss? Your expencive furniure, or that annoying 4 legged creature who you shared your home with and cleaned up after? Perhaps most of society would choose their posessions over a living, breathing animal. I can see why, you spent a lot of money on your house, why should it all go to waste? But I wouldn’t. A couch can’t cuddle with you. Coffee tables don’t love you or make you laugh.
You can dislike cats by all means, think I’m just a ranting crazy cat lady, whatever you want. But someday, soomeeeday, if you take the time (like I have) to try and bond with a cat… you may be surprised at what you get in return.
Wow, totally well-put, Skye. I can see why I forgot that I was debating with a teenager. You really do have amazing insight.
You are anything but naive–albeit a little overzealous, as we all can be at times–and don’t put yourself down, as you have better grammar than many adults I know. As for getting worked up , we all get worked up, sometimes. To be able to admit to a mistake–and learn from it–takes a lot of integrity….and maturity.
Good point, also, about the furniture. It can’t love you back–except maybe on “Shrek II”–but a pet can.
In any event, apology accepted. No hard feelings.
It has been a sincere pleasure talking–or at least blogging–with you. Thanks so much. Hope to see you here again soon.
From Nicholle, the Stubborn Guinea Pig Fanatic….lol
LAME!! Cats still suck.
to shut the hell up: if you read up a few blogs, you will see that Nicholle and Skye “shook hands already.”
we are not sending you the emails. Once you leave your email address on the blog, you will get a notification every time there is a new post. You are free to disregard them if you want.
love pitbulls: yes, cats still suck, but it is fun arguing about it anyway.
face it they all have there flaws and stories and some might be better too. i dont know why but this sticks out to me as racism
yeah, I tried to like cats but they are too “catty” you know … too aloof!
check this out on youTube, reminds me of a snake,really they have many traits in common (satans little helper) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J9epFCFkwI
Scissorhands:
And what are dogs like?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCHfRNLvBQs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL3rc6wvNqE
Yea they can both be assholes, but it is usually little shit dogs like chuiauas (I can’t spell it) that are mean like that. Anyways, who cares, this site isn’t called “8 reasons to hate dogs” if you want to hate on dogs, go to a dog hater’s site. You won’t find me there.
Been reading Honourable Cat, Cat Short Storys, The Book of Cats, Desmond Morris’s Encyclopedia Of Cats. They certainly have a huge following in the literary world. Those youtube dogs were just playing with us. They were so cute! Hey Skye, dont get a gun please. Friendly fire gonna shoot your buddies. I see you got cat haters in your sites but its not worth it, really. The world is full of assholes. We ALL have an inner asshole, kinda like an inner child. Maybe you just need to find your kind of asshole, and spend more time with them. I do like your honesty, though, it can get you in trouble and spoil your day. It is unfair this site. Its like a stumbling block for people to have pile ups and end to ends, and perverted others to watch them fall into the trap. Can be funny if you dont take it too seriously. I,ve been battling city hall this week as ducks at our local pond are DYING in the hundreds due to botulism. Even the national animal welfare organisation wont touch it, I got a cover story in the local paper which was pretty lame. They die like this EVERY summer and no one does a thing about it. Next time you eat chicken or pork try not to think of the life they had. See, we are all assholes.
I do like cats, but it would be easy to live without them. My main concern with them is their killing habits. People say so what its their instinct but weve bought them into the world in vast numbers and how is the wildlife supposed to cope. Some kill just for the sake of it. I’d rather see 100 extra birds then one cat! I think the irresponsable attitute people have to keeping their cats and letting them kill wildlife is disgusting
lol, see this is what I don’t understand. You’re worried about cats killing wild life? Dogs kill CHILDREN. If you’re going to complain about one…realize the other. Especially if it’s worse. Much worse. Cats kill mice & other disease carrying rodents or insects. Not children. The baby-killing stories have been proven to be myths.
People are nonsensical.
bells dont work, keep them inside!
Cat owners not cats per se are a blight on the plane well ,feed ats continue to kill birds. They neighborhood cats shit in and dig up my garden as i plant it and I’m about at the end of my rope after 10 feet of petunias were dug up last night to make a shit pile. If any of you owners would like to convince me that I shouldn’t kill them on sight you’d better start. DEATH TO THE VERMIN!
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