Charlie Harper Sucks

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The Charlie Harper Sucks website really does exist! I watched the episode of Two and a Half Men last night where Rose setup a Charlie Harper hate website so I had to see if it was really there. Unfortunately it redirects to a Warner Brothers site but at least they created a site with that devil picture of Charlie!

In real life, Charlie Sheen’s love life isn’t going too well. He and his wife Denise Richards are divorcing. Denise is 6 months pregnant with their second child.

Sheen thought that her hormones (due to the pregnancy) are raging, but the former gorgeous Bond girl felt very neglected. Maybe she felt that Charlie was slipping back to his old self…which she said she ”can’t even comprehend” (when asked about whether his past bothered her).


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1,117 thoughts on “Charlie Harper Sucks”

      1. sarah

        I WATCH YOUR SHOWS EVERY SINGAL DAY PLUS MY SISTER LIKE YOUR BROTHER ALAN PS SARAH AND I THINK YOUR HOTT

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          1. Rachel Fink

            How is Charlie Harper gay? Megan and Rachel are in love with him. Megan and I want to have sex with him right Megan. please please please please please am I right Megan?

          6. 2and a half men freak 1985645

            charlie is soooooooooo awsome stop bagging him annonymous coz otherwise i will turn into the hulk and eat you.

        2. balal hamid

          get a fucking life get a job do some thing than wasteing ur time watching this u can watch it but not alllll the time…. FUCK

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        4. kyle

          yes he does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!he is crazy about SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      4. christine

        hi charlie my mom likes ur showes she watches them all the time she also laughes when you say something to your brother. and i myself i dont like ur brother he is so stupid. if he is listening he is being very noisey and i dont like noisey people. and i like ur showes too and i laugh too and i like people who make jokes.

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        1. Jackie R

          leave Jon Cryer alone you stupid girl…all men SHOULD be like Alan in the show least he RESPECTS us women you know…get a life holy shit….

          don’t know much about that show do you

          =DP

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      5. Megan

        hi charlie is it really you i was watching two and a half men today and it was awsumm so i thought i would check if it was true

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        1. Sammii

          No effence but why do u love him u dont no he could be a selfish uncaring person in real n he could treat u like sh!t Before u fall in love wif him maybe yoo should meet him in person this is mi thoughts also Charlie Harper anet real he is just a made up charter but charile sheen is so maybe yoo should be talking bout that one 1st

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          1. Jackie R

            totally agree with you…people are so idiotic when it comes to fake and reality….stuff in movies and shows are fake and its all bunch of an act…so in an essence it’s just a bunch of useless time that people when they get bored they will sit in front of the TV and watch…its life :) … I rather meet the real Charlie Sheen if it ever came down to that point… but all good… you keep tellin’ em girl!

      8. jesse

        charlie is that you like off two and a half men?! if it is your the best and my favourite actor ever my favourite shows two and a half men very funny! im shaking im so exited i could be talking to my favourite actor! is it you?

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      9. Bec

        Hello,
        Are you really the same as your character. Do you acted the same way. Do you always trick girls inot having sex and never talk back to them? Just asking because I love the show! I love you charlie!

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      10. sm (1 comments.)

        i lve you so much and your so hot and i cant believe people set up a website about you and i also cant beleive your 40 you only look 27

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      19. becky

        hey i am from india i we here dont get two and a half men . But one of my cousin bought me a dvd of season 1 n 2. n believe me i compleated it in three days . awsome……..
        i love it!!!!!!1

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    6. Charlie_freak_180

      In My Experience Charlie,Has Always Been A Generous lover Compasionaten fun loving and sensitive

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    17. hdsocal (1 comments.)

      Yea , Charlie is a cool dude, for sure. I work in San Juan Capistrano and I see all kinds of guys with the shorts and bowling shirts on. I will ask ” Do you watch Two and a half men” Then it starts the best show, Charie is great, ect,ect,ect ! But we all agree that Allen is a pussy and needs his ass kicked !!

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    20. darren

      charlie harper is a god ,, he is most mens dream of what a man should ..or would like to be ,, charlie harper is charlie sheen and visa versa ,, i aint gay ,,no way ,, but come on people ,,he rules ,, end of ,,

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    21. andy

      brilliant programme, all great characters but now charlie sheen has gone it will never be any good at all. this was proved with the very first episode with the new fool.

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  3. vicki vout, newcastle upon tyne england

    i can’t beleave the web site is really there too. i think its cool, it even has the message when he phoned beth on it. i enjoy watching two and a half men, i hope they keep them coming. xx love vicki xx

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  5. JD

    Man this is cool!Graziano,, Charlie Harper is the name of the character Charlie Sheen plays in the TV Sitcom ‘Two And A Half Men’

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  6. Charlie_Harper_Freak745

    Yea, i had to do the same thing too. How sad to hear that one of the most funniest guys i’ve ever known is really going through a divorce. Hope i can stop thinking about it while watching the program. :

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  7. Charlie_Harper_Freak123

    @ Charlie_Harper_Freak745: ..745 is a little bit toooo much..don’t you think so..huh? :-P

    that’s sooo cool…i watched the episode last night and thought about it, by surfing on google ^^

    well…now i’ll watching episode #11 :-)

    ..two and a half man baby!!!!!!!!!!

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          1. 2 and a half men fan

            ok what kind of cute baby cute or hot cute and if it’s hot cute then i’m gonna have to say eww ewww and ewwww hhhhhh

      1. meaghan...ozz chik

        wot a fantabulous show…I JUST LUUUUV CHARLIE…MWAH…and the rest of the crew just make the show wot it is

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  9. Eliana Azzi

    Acho esse programa engraçado, goste de assistir,
    eu e meu filho Ricardo, nós somos brasileiros
    e assistimos esse programa aqui no Brasil.

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  13. Fraz

    I couldn’t believe it existed! I checked it too.

    Did the “2 and a half men” cast/crew create thatsite? or did they find some1 else had created it already?

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  15. The Half Man

    lol, pretty amazing how so many people actually thought bout looking up the site rite after watching the episode. Charlie Sheen is the number one Geezer! Jc

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  16. JC

    Charlie Sheen es bueno es ese papel, felicidades
    (saquen a ese estupido niño gordo, el quita gracia al programa).

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  17. charlie_harper_freak1000

    Charlie harper is a gret lover and a cand person,I joking I love 2 and a half man it is the best show in the world.Byebye

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  18. aussie charlie

    love the show,uncannily similar to my own life apart from the fact that work full time,drink less,live in the suburbs,enjoy a moderate sex life and of course live alone.keep up the good work!

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  20. Fuzz (2 comments.)

    Hi,

    I was just wathching it with my mum and I thought I would check if the website existed and it did so I just sneaked on it and I have saved it to my favourites Charlie Harper is so funny. I think two and a half men is a hillarious comady show and adults do too. Youy see I am only a child who is 8. and I still think it is funnyo so two and a half men is funny to every one even children. I can not believe the website really exists. Keep uf the funny stuff and the good work like aussie Charlie said. Seeya I will leave another message

    Fuzz XXX PS Fuzz is not my real name it is my nick name in school I am going in to year 4 and our class is getting the new teacher in our school

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    2. xXAussie ChickXx

      OMG IT REALLY EXISTS!!!! whoa awesome!!! (lll)
      Charlie is so funny my parents and i watch it every night and that episode is on now… well just finished it is sooo funny.
      Its an awesome show all my friends watch (14 and 15 year olds) :) its soooooo coooool
      (llll)

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      1. ArcticFoxSurviver

        IS YOUR DAD JUST LIKE CHARLIE? IS HE REALLY MARRIED TO YOUR MOM? FUNNY,YES,NOT SO FUNNY WHEN U HAVE EXPERIENCED CHARLIE HARPER THE SEX ADDICT IN REAL LIFE.WATCH OUT HE’S OUT THERE.

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    3. Anonymous

      hi i also sneaked on omg i am a 10 year old mom would kill if she found out. dads getting up! bye!

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  23. i-want-to-fuck-charlies-mom-in-tha-ass

    two and a half men is a really great show it a shame that it only ears once or twice a week

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  24. Chester

    I’m glad u like 2 and a half man.U can download the series from torrents and I recommand u the program: uTorrent. U can search with it for any movie u like and u can download it wit a good speed.Hope u like it, peace

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  26. Chester

    It’s only a part of the movie script.The site was used in the movie and warner bros kept it just for entartainment.The original server was moved!!

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  27. Merris

    WOW!!!!The website is really there.It’s totally awesome….I LOVE TWO AND A HALF MEN SHOW.IT’S REALLY COOL.I wonder if they also have the website of GEEKY ALBERT HARPER.????…

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  28. uana_be

    what seazon are u watching in us? here (romania) were just the first 3 of them…but i downloaded it from internet…so i manae to see seazon 4 and some eopisodes of seazon 5…i love it…sez.4 was not so great..but te 5th is very funny:)

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  30. charlie's angel_777 (1 comments.)

    wow i can’t believe it actually exists. i can’t believe other people were thinking the same thing to google the site too. i bet ever one dat saw dis got a pretty good laugh………LMAO!!!

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  31. psychotic (1 comments.)

    i saw the episode like an hour ago and thought it was very funny so i thought i would check and see if it was real and it is. charlie harper is my idol.

    wut up 2 the juggalos that come here.
    mmfcl

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  32. Two _&_ A_ Men _Freak_11 (1 comments.)

    Two and a half men is my fav show I am 11 years old and I still watch it , it is one of the best shows my fav character is all themm well I like the episode last nigt well bye.

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  33. Phil Taylor

    My wife and I absolutely LOVE Two and a Half Men (or as my 5 year old son calls it – 2 & 1/2 Funny Guys). Superb writing and acting on the show. We also enjoy The Big Bang Theory from the same producer. Both shows are “must see TV” in our household. :)

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  38. wtf with u people

    of couse the websit is real i figured that out 3years ago. you guys are such idiots.

    //the shows are really funny +quite entertaning:):(

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  39. GEMMA ROBINSON

    IM FROM NEWZEALAND…….THE SHOW HAS JUST AIRED HERE AND I THOUGHT I MIGHT SEE IF THE WEBSITE DOES EXIST….AND IT DOES!! LOL
    MUSTVE BEEN CREATED FOR THE SHOW.
    GREAT SHOW SO KEEP IT COMING
    GEM :)

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  43. David

    It comes on here at 7 and 10pm weekdays and I watch both, plus Monday’s. Charlie’s good, but I watch it for Rose. One night with her Charlie? You need your head examined! She can stalk me anytime she wants!!

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  45. R Wad

    Hey Charlie I find your show hillarious 90% of the time. THe other 10% it blows. Overall we here in Canada love it!

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  46. can't believe it 180

    I was shocked too. We had seen that episode before but this time just for the heck of it googled Charlie and what do you know there it was. I agree the message board should not go to Warner Bros. it would be really cool if these where there!

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  47. bigfan

    This show is so damn funny. They have great writers. I love all the actors, each one is perfect for their part. This is the only show that really makes me laugh anymore. It’s genuine.

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  49. Debbie Strickland (1 comments.)

    Charlie You are fantastic. My son and I was watching tv the other night and he happened to type this site just to see if existed and was he shocked but so was I. All of you keeps laughing so hard just about wet our pants. lol! Also you have always been one of my favorite actors. Geez I remember watdhing the move The Wraith back in the 80′s. Good movie! Keep up the good work! We Love You and everyone else on the show also.

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  50. paul herman

    Charlie Sheen & Jon Cryer are the funniest pair since Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis!

    And Angus T. Jones playing Jake is the coolest wise-ass kid since Danny Bonaduce in The Partridge Family.

    To me, Two & a Half Men is the funniest comedy since Green Acres, Gilligan’s Island and The Beverly Hillbillies.

    I admit I just started watching this series a few months ago, but finally caught up with the older episodes.

    I cannot wait for the new shows since the writers strike ended, which begin next Monday, March 17th!

    Keep up the great work!

    Paul Herman – a wannabe Charlie Harper, who acts like Alan.

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  53. Harper Rules !!!!!

    The evil green head of jealousy, envy and resentment is amongst you poor, poor folks…

    HE’S A TV CARICATURE FOR GOODNESS SAKE. GET OVER IT…

    Let’s complain about our troops dying every day. How about that..

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  56. vicci

    i really like the show two and a half men and i was wondering what days the new episodes are on? and for the freak i have no answer for your question.

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  57. Cassius

    That show can come up with some real beauties for Charlie Harper to screw, make that “mess” with. A real looker is ballet teacher, Mia’(Emanuelle Vaugier). She’d put me on my toes in a heartbeat

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  58. Dark One! (1 comments.)

    This show is the best. Every episode is well written and very funny. This is a credit, in a time of all these stupid reality shows that are for women. Finally a man’s show. We all (men)should be so lucky…..Dark!

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  60. Lisa (1 comments.)

    OMG i cant believe this site is really – i watched the show last night 2 and i thought right im going to see if it’s on here (thinkin nah it wouldnt be) but it actually is? thats so cool. I LOVE the show so much its sooo funny. I do believe its the best sitcom ive watched in a very long time!! i think its really good how at the begining when their singing the song that they are able to change jake from being young to growing up!! X

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  61. charliescrewer330 (1 comments.)

    i think charlie is the funniest guy on the show but its weird how instead of being mature like most adults he is wild about sex which is really cool with!!!!

    PS: if charlie wasnt on the show i would stop watching it!

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  62. edgarchicasissmarterthanall212 (1 comments.)

    i think the show sucks and that they are all smart!!!!

    PS: whoever watches are as smart as i thought

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  65. Jorge (1 comments.)

    GREAT SHOW, some of the Best comedy and slap stick humor I have ever seen in all the years watching TV, since 1954……………..

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  66. sally

    i once had a little play date with charlie and it was amazing he really isnt a commitment freak where he cant cammit
    its just dat we werent right 4 each other

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  68. mr

    omg this website exists but it’s not the 1 4rm the show right cuz they’re just made up characters the ladyz charlie dates lol

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  69. ping pong (1 comments.)

    I think that Charlie harper is just the best person ever. He is soooo cut but I hate how he sleeps with all those girlz. I am a freak 4 him

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  73. charlie monster harper alias mateo de moya

    charlie fucker is gay i have sex whith his mother

    this is real butt face ,you is my son and if you speak spainsh try to read this: besame el culo malparido cara de verga

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  76. kingking

    hey ididnt get the site
    tellme hw i get to it
    i love that guys lifestyle
    except he cudnt stand infront of his mom
    that whor ebiatch

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  78. Ladie Delishes

    o wow I didn’t really know this was real. I just decided to google his name to see what will happen

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  79. Pattymcflippster (1 comments.)

    Charlies odd but Alans messed up rose just scares the shit out of me burta…well im not sure shes like in you face person jake is like not very smart person and judith is im not sure odd to i guess…and together they make a kick ass show lol

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  81. kalblwes

    this show rocks! I say that berta is the most funniest character.(except when charlie is drunk)

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  82. Matty

    This is the best show on air, Some of the comments however… Charlie is my idyll… Just hope my brother doesn’t turn out to be like Alan id probably kill him

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  84. sik cunt maltese:

    i swear this is mad i didnt no this was real im just doin the same as Ladie Delishes mad call me peeps laters

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  85. Jenna

    Classic, just like everyone before me, i just watched that particular episode and curiosity got the better of me. Didn’t think i would exists!!

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  88. charliefreak18 (2 comments.)

    how kool
    =]

    im a freak about him
    but i think hes a bit up him self
    he thinks hes so good hes so mean to his lil brother
    he shouldnt akt loik that
    so …..

    yeah

    but i think hes awsome

    bye
    peeps=]
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  90. ella (1 comments.)

    same!!
    i saw the episode and curiosity got the better of me…
    two and a halfmen is like the best show everrrrrr!!

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  91. Tara J

    I think charlie harper is hilarious but very self obsessed, is very very mean to his lil brother, talks rude infront of his nephew and still always gets his way!!!
    Still his da best!

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  92. antilope1020

    i dnt tink he doe it intentionallyy

    it just comes out
    it hapens alot
    he is good inside
    its all becoz of tht whore mother
    even i also have a whore mother

    bt i over came it t
    now im a good himan being

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  94. what a shame

    It would appear that they have now removed the Charlie Harper Sucks website. I can’t find it in Google and your link redirects to a totally different Two and a half Men page.

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  97. sid eple (1 comments.)

    i love 2 in a half men it is the best show i have ever seen i love charlie he is drop dead funny !!!!!! :}

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  99. Evan Paul (1 comments.)

    I think Charlie Harper is the funniest of all of the Charactors on “Two And A Half Men”, I was astounded to know that there was for a short while a Charlie Harper sucks website, but i regretfully didnt get there in time to actually see it for myself, Oh well. I’ll always know that ill have such fond memories of The Charactor deep in my heart. Love ya charlie!

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  100. u idiots who cant write sht

    u all r geeks tht need to learn how to type u all type like retarded monkeys and, wow the shows good dont be a movie fag.aight

    ps-u all r dumb………………write … all u wont cause u hv no brains………………

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  103. charlene

    it’s great to watch a sit-com and every actor is just as funny as the next. we watch two and 1/2 men every night. we laugh so hard . what a great show. i want to thank the writers. great job !

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  104. steve (1 comments.)

    Great show. Writers are fantastic. Always come up with great lines, time after time. I have a new appreiation for writer. Charlie, you rock. Don’t let your bimbo ex keep you from YOUR children. And to the writers, good reflection of how family law courts work. Put a serious twist on it though so others will see what is really going on. 2 1/2 Men rocks

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  105. REW

    OMG i like love you Chuck Lorre. aka the writer of 2 1/2 Men. That is my favorite show in the whole world! So is Big Bang Theory. rules of Engagnment. How I met you mother.

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  106. David521

    I think it would mess with the concept of his own personal stalker, but I’d give Rose another shot!

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  107. Brittany-leeSchultz

    i know im only 12 years old bhut i’ve had a lot of guys cheat on me or say its time to see other people but Charlie u r so self centered, inconsiderit, and most of all just plain mean .
    but i still think u r xtremely HOT!!!!!!!

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  111. David521

    Rose is played by Melanie Lynsekey,and Charlie(Harper and Sheen) you’re a jerk. First Rose, and now Denise.What’s with you boy?

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  116. kyle putman

    hi m y name is kyle and i like ur show and i was wondering if u will say my name on one of ur shows i am a big fan and i watch ur show every night and if ur manager says that u can say my name on ur show it will be really appreaciated

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  117. ChArLiE lUVa

    OMG I luv luv luv ur shoe! UR AWESOME! Kyle u r a freak though. If u want to be on television find an acting agencey! Then go to Hollywood for tryouts to be on a television show. I myself am doing that and
    I hate people that try to be on television b/c they’re too ignorant to try to be on it themselves

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  119. jackson (1 comments.)

    charlie u r so kool like totally and alan u r so un kool like totallyand jake u r so kool but so unkool and dumb like totaly

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  122. shanana (1 comments.)

    hey i love ur show but i think that ur a real loving person and you are just doing all of this so that you can get ur money and io prity sure that u realy do not do that well do you ? well i will see you later and by the way i love ur show

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  123. Oskar

    Hello there charlie i started too see the show for 3 days ago and i think its awesome and tell me one thing why is alan such and ….
    You know what i mean ^^
    and i saw that girl she was so sexy
    hehe catch you later.

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  124. robert

    When I saw that episode about 2 years ago it was the actual website not just a re-directed one. and it had all the FAQ. If you don’t believe me mail Warner Brothers.

    :)

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  125. loz

    I love the show i’ve watched it for a while now its cool.I think all the epesods are funny but i do like this one.But theres LOADS more i like

    Lve from loz

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  127. Quenten Klarner

    I’m a regular watcher. I love 2 and a half men.
    I’ve set my alarm clock to go off when 2 and a
    1/2 men comes on each time a day

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  128. Quenten Klarner

    u idoits who can’t write sht,you are an ass its
    a show you gotta watch twice 2 love der! And thanks edgarchicasissmarterthanall212 you are such an ass but still you suck!

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  129. Quenten Klarner

    4 some if u r an total ass it should take you watching it twice unless u aren’t massed up 1 time is all you need

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  130. Quenten

    2 and a half men is an show that i make much more enjoyable alone in my room with no disturbances. I hope to be as charming as charlie some day. HE RULES!!!!!!!!

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  132. David521

    Stay in yor room alone, Quenten. I’m sure you meet a lot of women in there. Don’t you get dizzy blowing them up?

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  135. Vannia Coello (1 comments.)

    Este episodio es super bueno, deberiamos crear paginas parecidas de nuestros EX novios ajajajjaja

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  139. kingston

    i watch two and a half men alltime

    i dwnoaded from net
    all episode
    cant wait for 6th season

    and me n my 20yr sister got so horny tht
    we fuck evrytime we see

    she grabs my dick while im watchin and i finger her
    then when show is over

    we fuck like crazy

    iam plannin to fuck my mom too
    she

    5’7
    30e bra size
    30waistline
    37buttline

    thicklips

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  141. ken hopper

    Imagin this. Charlie and Alan on a recovery road trip from Mexico. They were left there by their mother and her newest boyfriend, Raul. Call on his wit with the women to get across the border and make it home.

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  142. TWO and a half men rules (1 comments.)

    i just watched this episoid and it gave me a thought ‘is this website real’ and it is WOW this is just so weird haha

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  145. charlie_harper_screws_124

    hi everyone i watched the show last night i thought it waz funny so i came to cheak the website out.WOW ITS REAL.LOL.is any one on today HELLO???? HI charlie_harper_freak220 thats a good one pussy!!!!!

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    1. kiara (1 comments.)

      hi charlie you are the bomb i really love your show your brother Alan is a freak no offense
      to him

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  148. mandy ritchie (2 comments.)

    i think charlie harper is very good looking and cute smile and he dresses nicely and lovin & generous alan is very sweet and funny & lovin nature & caring father for jake & very sweet

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  153. TwO AnD A HalF MeN FAN

    I didn’t really think this website was real . AWESOME !

    I watch “TwO AnD A HalF MeN” EVERYDAY … = )

    \O/

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  162. fernanda

    vcs sao todos bobos, eu acho o CHARLIE o maximooooooo.
    ele tem a vida que quer e pega quantas mulheres quiser..

    rssrsrsrs….

    I love you Charlie

    BRASIL.

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  163. Armando

    Eres genial Charlie, lastima que no vi tu programa antes de casarme,
    ahora me gustaria disfrutar mas de mi livertad ya que el matrimonio es una agonia, identifico a mi esposa como la esposa de Alan, bueno Abrazos a todos chau

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  164. priscila

    ola charlie. sou do brasil. amoooo two and a half men. e… FUI EU QUEM CRIOU O SITE!!!!!
    ahahahahahahahahahah
    mas eu te amoooooooo

    beijoo

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  166. sandra

    I live with the real life Charlie……My life is portrayed as a female Alan……And i have a daughter just like Jake..Can my life get any worse?????????????????????(or better)

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  167. sean

    charlie harper is the funniest dude i have ever seen on t.v coz just heheheheheheheheheehehehheheehheheheehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehheheheheheehehheheheheheheheheheheheh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  171. charlie_freak_180

    hay i just wanted to say that Charlie is a loving and jeners guy

    TWO AND A HALF MEN RULES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    O O
    ^
    U

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  172. Love Priest

    Hi every one, i didn’t really think i would see the site still active but i decided to give it a shot and there it is, i must say that anyone who thinks the show sucks is just been a sadist or is just looking to get some attention, Charlie Sheen good work while for you Alan buzz off

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  174. R33C3

    heyy charlie harper is awsome. i watched it last night and wanted to see if the website was real and it is. haha lol

    i love two and a half men lol

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  177. Ranger

    I love how Denise (with hormones she claims are NOT raging) slams Charlie’s personality, when she knew full well what he was like (reputation alone!) before she married him. But she couldn’t help but climb the Hollywood social ladder with her slipping (hell…non-existent) career by riding the coat tails of a Sheen. Now she can’t ‘comprehend’ his behavior. I’ll bet the world is full of things that Denise can’t ‘comprehend!’

    LOL!

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  180. Laura

    That is really good show! I like it a lot! I wonder if he will actually read this! That would be so cool! I can’t believe this is a real web site! This is really funny, because I just watched the episode today! In fact, it was over about ten or fifteen minutes ago! But, anyway, if he does read this, I just want to say, ”Hi! I love your show! Sorry, about your divorce. I hope it all goes well. Best wishes!”
    -Laura

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  181. amazingly good

    omg this is funny. i cant believe so many ppl actually look this up after watching that episode. lol i get two and a half men airred 10 times a day. with only 3 repeats. AMAZING!!! lol

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  183. Hahahaha!! Charlie RULZ

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! That’s freakin hilarious!! I watched that episode last night and decided to google it! This is soo stupid and awesome!! I just started watching the show and I love it! *NEW FAN* :P

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  188. bruno

    OoOo Cara é Muito Fodaaa, ele é o melhor de todos…

    haxuhsuxa

    Caramaba eu so o único brasileiro q tah aqui, *LEGAL*

    Que nunca acabe o programa…
    E uma abraçao pra todos q trabalha aii no programa..

    Um abraço longo e apertado por TRás.bye

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  193. doom918 (2 comments.)

    i know charlie harper, he asshole.
    we actually did it once.
    then he faked a colesaw and made me leave.
    i hate him.
    i will get revenge!!! >:)

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  194. doom918 (2 comments.)

    nah just kiddin
    he very good actor
    hope the good times comin!
    and he’s very good in bed
    kidding!

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  195. WTG Charlie

    Way To Go charlie Harper,2.5 men keeps gettin better and better.Alan is also doing a great job along with jake.

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  196. Juliaa

    Two and half men rocks!
    Alan and Charlie are total characters. =]
    I can’t believe this website actually exists!

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  198. TwAdL2 (1 comments.)

    TWO AND A HALF MEN IS “THE BEST SHOW” EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE UNDEFEATED COMEDIE SHOW KNOWN TO MAN!!!!!!!!!

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  200. Abyss knight

    haha Charlie Harper it´s a pretty cool guy,i enjoy too much the episode of the Charlie Harper sucks site hihihi,GREAT MAN!!

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  201. La Paito

    2 AND A HALF MAN IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!……I CAN’T SEEM TO GET ENOUGH…I WATCH THEM EVERY DAY….JAKE IS SOOOOO CUTE…….HE HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFULL EYES….HE IS GONNA BE A KILLER WHEN HE GROWS UP….ALAN PLAYS A PERFECT ROLE….DOING KIND OF THE WOMAN FIGURE IN THE HOUSE HOLD….COUSE YOU DEFINATELY CAN’T RELY ON BERTA’S CHARM, AS THE MOTHER FIGURE OVER THERE….ROSE IS GREAT….WHAT A PERFECT NAME FOR A CARACTER WHO GET LESS WATER FROM CHARLIE THAN A CACTUS IN TEXAS, BUT SHE STILL BLOSSOMS EVERY TIME SHE IS ON THE SCREEN….AND CHARLIE…WELL….CHARLIE IS JUST GREAT….THE PROGRAM WOULDN’T GET MUCH RATING WITHOUT HIM AROUND….I LOVE YOU CHARLIE………:)YOU ARE THE BESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

    TO THE WHOLE CAST…..GREAT JOB YOU GUYS!!!!!!…KEEP IT UP FOR A LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG TIME…

    FROM A CRAZY ADMIRER OF NEW IDEAS AND TALENT
    PAOLA
    SANTIAGO,CHILE

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  202. mazzeo

    cool i just did it for a laugh but cool :P i wonder if there’s a alan harper on google im gonna check

    whooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  203. mazzeo

    i think charlie was very compasinit and caring not what you are all saying about him na i only jocking this was cool yeah baby get in there

    TWO AND A HALF MEN ALL THE WAY MAN

    :P omg

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  206. 2 and 1/2 fan 103

    hey i was just googleing random names and thought i would type in charlie harper and found this site i think it is awsome that the site is accually here it is such a great show i watch it every night with my dad it is soooooooooooooooo funny

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  209. charlie__freek123

    OMG!!! UR rite! he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sxy

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  210. Quenten

    ‘Ello I’m back! You can’t hate it until the 2nd time. I got plenty of ideas from 2 & a Half Men that worked out! SO GIVE ME ONE REASON TO AGREE THAT IT SUCKS!!!!

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  212. john

    I think Charlie, Jake and Alan on Two and a half men are incredibly funny, and it’s the best t.v show this century! I hope to see many more series in the future.

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  213. 2 and 1/2 fan 103

    hey
    i am seriously beaing freaked aout by this site
    charlie is a 2 timing jirk NO NO NO i am only
    jocking so yeah

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  214. shaquille (1 comments.)

    I watch this show every day.when I watch the episode when they showed this website I was not convince that this website exist,but I love this show

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  216. charlie_sexy_man

    I think charlie harper is a very sexy mature man,
    even if the episodes shows he’s a clearly weird sex-playboy but it’s fub to watch :)

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  221. Cindy

    I saw the guy who played charlie. He is not that good looking If you wanna see someone good looking you haft to see my friend Joe he lives in Menifee or Temecula. I wanna have sex with him I dont know if he is a good lover. i bet he is. I can tell he is a good lover. Joe I love you. Your Hot.

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  222. Lisa & Erika

    WE LOVE UNCLE CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please stop wearing those bowling shirts my dad thinks he looks cool in em’Cubavera

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  224. Charlie_Harper_Freak 179

    These guys rock!!

    2 1/2 mean are the only reason why we decided to watch sitcoms. The rest are mostly crap.

    Charlie is a such a rico, suave pick up artist.

    Way to go my man!

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  226. Joe

    I love the the show. I hope it goes for another 3 or 4 more years. Charlie You dont suck. I hope you get your Stocker in the end.

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  227. JennyJen

    I think this is so great. I watched this episode and laughed through out. This is my favorite show and I had to look up if this website really did exist and it does, that’s so funny.

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  231. mandy ritchie (2 comments.)

    i think jake is so good looking person & alan is sooo funny & charlie is so handsome & very funny
    i have been watching 2/2 half man for awhile the show it is so funny berth is so good with her good nature

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  235. Charlie_is_a_me_fucker (1 comments.)

    i love charlie but hes a pig with wimen i love waching him strick out hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  238. Dean (2 comments.)

    handsomness and ability to get girls? xD he’s just as |-|0r/\/3y in real life as he is in the show. but still I enjoy watching it.

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  242. SasukeXD001

    Hello, does anyone know where I can download FREE episodes of Two and a Half Men? It would be cool to have it on my iPod!!!

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  243. SHIRLEY

    I LOVE “TWO AND A HALF MEN” IT IS A NICE SERIE AND ALL THE PEOPLE THERE ARE AMAZING
    THANKS WARNER BROTHERS FOR THIS GREAT SERIE…. AND ALL THE PEOPLE THINK THAT TWO AND A HALF MEN IS GREAT… LET ME TELL YOU SOME.. THAT IS TRUE….
    MY NAME IS SHIRLEY AND THIS IS MY E-MAIL… “CRAZYGIRL-.666@HOTMAIL.COM”
    BYE EVERYBODY

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  247. Andre013

    hi! I see between the program and that’s why! jejejeje!
    Well, there is more to say that I love charlie! jajajaja! a dog is good with women, so I got it and I sure like them, maybe worse! ajajajaja I love CHALIEEEEE

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  249. Victoria

    I love Charlie Harper!!! I’m a girl, but anyway, i love him!!! I mean, he’s a “gentleman” with girls, but he’s a WOMANIZER, anyway, he’s su freakin’ cute!!!

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  250. tato

    charlie es un mujeriego de primera como en el episodio q vi hoy alan anda con el sabueso quien sabe que es una chica y charlie a cada rato termina coquistandola y le dice alan que ya no lo ayude y charlie no hace nada y aun asi le sigue gustando al sabueso quien sabe q.

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  251. Jake harper

    I love Charlie harper
    Voces temtam imitar coisas que assistem na tv mas isso não cola
    e principalmente de serie que é a mais vista do brasil
    aposto que voces não são americanos mas so para aparecer falam ingles e vou sitar nomes:
    victoria é um exemplo
    minha amiga victoria ve se acorda e para de pagar pau para Charlie harper ele nem sabe que voce existe então cressa e aparessa

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  261. Lollipop

    I Realy Love Two And A Half Men !! the web side realy exist! so cool! I Love Charlie Harper , And Jake well i think he is a litte bit stupid but anyway ilove jake and i think ala is gay or going gay but i love alan too!!

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  264. martins

    its me again……i want to get the latest season of three and a half men but i do not know where or how……..it pretty hard to find them here in my country……….more power to you charlie…….and more strength to mr pee pee…..lol

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  267. Beckie

    i was on google and i was bored so i decided to type in charlie harper and it came up this and im watching the episode and i didnt even know.
    Charlie Sheen is the best actor outtt !!
    YOU RULE CHARLIE KEEP TWO & A HALF MEN GOINGG
    Love Beckie <3

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  268. Christine

    Two and a half men is the best show on earth! I can’t miss one episode.I watch every night at 7. Any of you hate that football comes on at 7:30. I mean I want to watch two shows not one. Oh, by the way I think Alan is such a baby. It makes me so made when he lets those women control him. He’s a loser.

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  274. paulina

    you guys are like awsome and cool i went on google.com and saw your website and i was whatching the show today and it was really funny.you guys rock bye…q

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  281. charlie_freak-108 (7 comments.)

    u must be crazy his new name is charlie humper.cuase he humps 2 many girls by the way ur ugly n u hump other girls to stop being mad a alan that is way ur name is charlie humper

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  283. charlie_freak-108 (7 comments.)

    charlie u stink like butcrack cause u hump a lot girl ur 2nd name is humper donkey u make the same sound as a donkey when u have humping time! write back 247 we will all ways write too u humper donkey.

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  293. rose admin (1 comments.)

    Okay I’m just checking on my site an its doing fine and guys, Charlie is HOT I want to do him but the director doesnt want any action like that.

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  298. May

    I LIKE Charlie Harper he’s funny on Two And A Half Men well not that funny but still a little funny he’s cute too.

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  311. Blaguar (1 comments.)

    are you an idiot or did your skull bounce off the wall too meny times to count?

    LAWLL!!! XD! i cant remember that.

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  324. Taya

    I llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee charlie harper

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  325. XxSexy_Baii_EmmaxX

    hi charlie i just wanted to say
    i LUZ you
    ad your show
    by de way that is my real name.
    i’m from WATERFORD in Ireland i watch your show every-day with my peps
    ILU
    TTYL
    XxSexy_Baii_EmmaxX

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  332. Juampablo

    Hi I’m from argentina, and I love that swow, I don’t speek english, but this is old what i now, Buenos dias, like in mi country pequeños mocosos

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  333. bill bob

    charlie is a frikin legend. i wish i could get the girls like him man. jake its ur turn next. keep it goin charlie!

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  339. Emma

    Wow!!! So cool it really is here just watched the episode with this website!!! Love the show. Really cool its a real website!!!!

    EMMA

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  343. Charlie sucks

    Charlie is a little brat and he should die right i know ya.well he is a man that is bad and all the girls that want him u suck!:]:]

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  349. Charlie (1 comments.)

    I watched that episode last night it rocks i knew i had to google it thanks for making it exzist. But what Rose did to me was mean.
    Love,
    Charlie Sheen

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  351. Charlie_freak1

    omg, charlie harper is the nicest guy, hes so compasonate.

    he took me out to dinner.

    hes the best in the bed(Y).

    xx

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  352. Chen-Chan

    Замечателный сериал! Один из лучших, что я видел!

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  356. ifyoutakethetimetoreadthisyourreallystupid

    ok charlie harper is my hero……10000000 women and no aids or STD’s :P

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  357. Linda

    Charlie:
    I love watching your show and could not believe there was an actual site, ‘Charlie Harper Sucks’. Well, I think your character is just so cool. You guys keep me laughing every night and it is the only way to end the day. I have followed your career for quite awhile. I wish you a bright future and I hope all goes well in your personal life also.

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  359. Leow

    hi im from brunei n i still watch 2 n a half men in brunei tv if i remember, the website was in da last episode n im eleven, like jake. lol. gotta go, bye.

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  364. CharlieHarperFreak180 (1 comments.)

    OMG! I didn’t expect this to actually exist!!
    w0w — anyways …. CHARLIE HARPER DOES NOT SUCK!!!!!! HE’S THE BEST :P

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  366. Lachlan

    I love two and a half men it is soooo awesome i watch it soooooooo much i really think charlie is the best but i think allen is a weird as

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  369. callgirl_96

    In my opinion Charlie is the best boyfriend that you could ever have you make out fall asleep wake up and then go home no strings attached

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    1. Samantha

      How can u stand alans wife she is such a bitch and you just put up with her also your mother does she do steroids or something cause she is loopey!

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      1. Samantha

        Im 12 and i want 2 know if you really live the sligh and pathetic life that you do on the show? Also you sometimes act like an ass.

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  382. martins

    well the whole world is begining to love Charlie harper and I think it will be wise for those fans who love him to get to also meet each other through some medium and its really going to be great…..charlie harper you can actually run a dating site for your fans………what do you think?

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  385. Anonymous

    Lol, Charlie is always banging a chick in almost every episode, and I love his brother Emeleo Estevez in The Outsiders!

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  386. SEXUAL DICTIONARY (1 comments.)

    TEH SEXUAL DICTIONARY SAYS “CHARLIE HARPER: 1)HE LIKES SEX 2)HIS IS TEH SEX LOVER 3)HIS A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER

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  387. Charlie_Freak_180 (1 comments.)

    I’m not really a freak for Charlie (my screen name is Charlie_Freak_180 that was just what they used in an episode fo Two and a Half Men). Well, I do love the show Tow and a Half Men, but I’m not gay. I do think Angus, Alan, Charlie would be cool to hang out with though. LONG LIVE TWO AND A HALF MEN!!!

    Peace

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    1. jonaslover98

      You got me on this and my parents are so protective that they dont even let me watch Two and a Half Men!!!!!!

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  395. homebert 11

    hi what are we talking about???!!!! oh i get it now ,we are talking about how charlie harper SUCKS!!!!!!

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  397. homebert 11

    Hay what is up but i still hold my coment{but only in the show.} write back.

    P.S. Charlie Harper sucks… just kidding i sort of think he is kind of cute but defenetly funny! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA NHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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  403. love charlie harper (1 comments.)

    OMG charlie if your reading this i love you so much. id do anything in the world for you.every body says that oh charlie isnt real hes just a charerter but nooooo your real arent you sure you are i googled you you came up you are real you jake and allen.oh yeah tell rose i said if she doesnt back off ill fight her off…..yeah if you want to contact me call (773)502-1794 MUCH LOVE CHARLITA SPENCER

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    1. homebert11

      hi love charlie harper….are you insane putting your phone number on there and charlie harper is NOT real!!!!!! he is just a charecter you idet!!!!He is a fake dont you get you bonehead!!!???

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  405. homebert 11

    OMG ARE YOU MUTTS LOVE CHARLIE HARPER!!! dO YOU WATCH THE SHOWS WELL THEN IF YOU DONT … WELL I HAVE A BETTER IDEA TELL ALL THE GIRLS THAT SLEPT WITH CHARLIE HARPER AND TELL THEM TO BACK OFF! GET IT!!!

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  413. homebert11

    if i fooled you with the suzy one…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
    so what is going on also my birthday is April 6,it it going to be awsome. i am going to turn 11 that is explaining the 11. how i got homebert is that is the name of one of our PET turkeys. and if u r wondering noway i cant telll a lie and it is true… i have only lied once to my couin because she does deserve it so write back or i will write to u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  415. charliesux

    charlie i hate ur show its so stupid
    xpectially tha fat kid he thinks he is funni
    but his not n of course its kind of oviouse tht
    alen is gay n u sit like a gurl

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    3. zlatko

      SHUT UP YOU MOTHERFUCKER !!! YOU CAN’T TALK ABOUT CHARLIE LIKE THAT YOU FUCKIN BITCH !!! JUST DON’T SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT 2 N A HALF MEN BECAUSE I WILL FUCK YOU UP !!!!!! :& :& :& :&

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  416. Rose_129 (1 comments.)

    i like rose, and charlie is the most irresponsible, selfish, careless man on the show and i see where jake gets his rudeness from

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  417. tom (3 comments.)

    it true its damn true charie sucks alan sucks jake sucks Two and a half man sucks screw the prouducer and dicrectors screw the two an half man

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  422. mandy

    hello charlie my name is mandy and i come from germany sorry but i dont can englich very well i love two and a half man its sio funny i´ve got a question are you realy an nymphoman love mandy

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  424. Gerhard (1 comments.)

    Charlie Harper is absolutely cool and not such boring as his brother Alan.

    But not only in this sitcom also in other movies Charlie Harper alias Charlie Sheen is a great actor. Especially in the movie “Chain Gang” where he was starring with his father.

    I like him and I say only one thing: Give us more of your great movies and sitcoms!

    With best rgards

    Gerhard Meier

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  432. sara (1 comments.)

    Charlie you rock my mom, my dad and I laugh sooooo hard at your jokes like my dad laughs so much at you that his laughs changes like i’ve never heard it before!

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  433. JUSTON

    I LIKE YOU CHARLIE YOUR THE BEST IN TWO AND A HALF MAN!

    I LIKE ALL YOUR JOKES AND EPISODES OF YOURS!

    MY COUSINS LIKE YOU ALOT BECAUSE THEY LIKE TOW AND ARE HALF MAN!

    IF ANYONE WANTS MY MSN TO TALK TO ME ADD THIS:JEROMEVU2000@HOTMAIL.COM ALSO I HAVE ANOTHE ONE ITS JEROMEVU2008@HOTMAIL.COM ! HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
    LOLZ.

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  434. JEROME

    HEY CHARLIE MY NICK NAME IS JUSTON BUT MY REAL NAME IS JEROME…

    I PROMISE EVERYDAY THAT I WILL WATCH TWO AND ARE HALF MAN!

    LOLZ

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  435. jessie

    what the hell the site is called charlie harper sucks lmao and all u people are praising him
    tho i do love two and a half man i love jake!!!

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  437. Marcus34Celtics (1 comments.)

    Idiots..

    I Don’t know why you kids bother ?
    You all need to grow up and watch the show without judging someone you don’t know, Alright ?
    Right

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  438. keegan

    charlie is so kool but sometimes his a tool yer rock on freaky bro its the best show yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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  447. bec

    I think CHarlie is so mean and makes women look cheap and men look easy. But its all being in character. I think Jack is so cute! I like “Two and a half men.”

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    1. cocokiller 911

      i luvvvvv dragonball to death have you watched the really old ones they rock like totally ahhhhh……… japenese great people

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  449. Candice And Ashley(MOSTLY CANDICE)

    I Love You Charlie. Jake is Hott!i am your biggest fan and i am 10. pleease write back and say you love me tooo

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  450. mad freak of charlie

    Charlie is the best comedy acter i have ever seen.I am one of his biggest fans.Keep it up charlie harper.And i really hate rose but all your other girlfriends are good.Looking forward to all your new ones that are coming out.

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  451. mad freak of charlie

    CHARLIE HARPER

    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

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  452. mad freak of charlie

    Hey all u people saying that charlie harper sux get a life.Why do you think two and a half men is australias number 1 tv show?Its because of CHARLIE HARPER

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  460. AlexWill_Wales101

    Charlie Harper is a man with a good heart. He may drink 24/7, but he is a good brother to Alan and a good Uncle to little Jake. He is my favourite character on the show. I love Charlie Harper!!!! xxxx

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  463. LoverLady

    I LOVE CHARLY

    If he was yonger i would snatch him up as quick as a big bar of galaxy.

    (but he wears horrible things, he needs a make – over)

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  464. tamerman

    i wish i can be like charlie unfortunetly i become gay i am a hairy monkey with big ass but my ass is half i lost the other half in a sex accident i don’t really talk about it…

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  467. ellz_charlie_freak_98x

    Dear Charlie Sheen I’m 11 yrs old and i absolutely lurv yoo!!!xxx I watch your show everyday and find it HI-LARIOUS!!! lool But i really really really superly absolutely love jake!!! omg
    ppppppppppppppppppppppppleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeee gimme hisss numberrr!!!!xxx

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  468. Randy

    This is the greatest show EVER produced. no other show has the whole world watching. Keep them coming!!!

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  479. Santiman

    que buen programa, me divierto mucho viendolo, soy de Ecuador, sudamerica y seria genial conocer a los protagonistas en persona, jejeje, son muy divertido y con mucha personalidad.

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  481. charlie monster 777

    charlie ¡¡¡soss lo masss ¡¡¡¡ charlie is magnific …is the best ….:-) kajskajskjakkajksjakjsk

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  486. Ben

    hi, Charlie, u know your acting skills is really appreciated, i like the drama you acted and i like your brother Allen, Judith is also a hot woman and her son Jake is a good kid too

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    1. homebert11

      yo ben charlie harper isint really on here its just a fake pretending to be him get the picture?!

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  487. zlatko

    is that “charlie harper” the real charlie sheen ??? if it is i want to tell him that two and a half men is the best show i have ever seen and it’s my favourite show … i also like all of your movies … you are my favourite star and i’m sorry about your marrage with denise richards :)

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  492. claricelextor (2 comments.)

    i met charlie in Kamloops bc canada, he was in the KEG on north shore. he was very cute and asked if he had just talked to me inside. i said no it was more than likely my sister, he shook my hand and said thank god he thought he was seeing double, but it was a nice double. Thanks charlie you made me laugh then and still do now Great show…

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  493. Alan's Wife Judith

    I would do Charlie even thou he is my ex-brother-in-law. He’s gotta be better in the sack than Alan was. At least he knows how to satisfy a woman. Sometimes I think my ex Alan is GAY! And by-the-way, Rose deleted the site after Charlie apologized to her at the end of the show.

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  494. suck it to who dont like charlie

    yo rebel, ur hardcore ya douchbag. charlie is a playa and if u cant deal with it don’t watch the show!!!!

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  495. evey cute exept alan

    acually evey boy is hot on the show exept for alan, alan so wierd and dresses with his shirt tuked in eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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  498. Fred Hamlin

    Hello, this is freddy and I watch your show Two and a half men every day and do u realy hate your mom that much in real life like u do in the show.

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  500. SEXY BABE 123

    CHARLIE HARPER APOLOGIZED TO ME LAST NIGHT AND BOY WHAT AN APOLOGY!, I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING IVE SAID ABOUT HIM!

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  505. Raissa

    Hi!! i’m from brazil and i love chalie.. he is so hot!!!!
    i watch his show every single day
    charlie i love you!!

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  506. Chrissi

    I am watching tv :) :) and what kind of broadcast? ya two and a half men ! I love it! ♥ with greets Chrissi :)

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  509. charlie_harper_0815

    charlie harper is the funniest guy :D i see two and a half men every day and lough soooooooo!!!!!!!loud:D:D:D:D:D:D:D*rofl*

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  521. judith

    charli haper is a big ashole lol no i love two and a half man it is the best tv show of the damit fucking world

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  524. Charlie Harper (authentic)

    Dear people,

    I am the real Charlie Harper and i would like to have morer seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxx!!

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  528. xkillerx558

    charlie is awesome so i dont if all of you r gilrs but iam a boy not gay but he is awesome and alan and jake there all funny and awesome and i dont want any girls so stuff off me aswell

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  529. the REAL charlie harper

    what if charlie harper…..would look on google and find this website…imagine is he was writting something on this would you belive it…
    because i sure would!!
    do you know why?
    because i might be the real charlie harper ..
    and yes my partners in crime (alan and jake) really are awesome…
    but i’m the best…:P
    and yes I know the special icons for instant messaging or whatever..
    so i’m no longer going to be looking at this website.
    So you could write whatever and I wont see it.

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    1. --------------edgar------------ (1 comments.)

      man ur trippin do u actually want me to believe dat ur charlie den tell me “Charlie” where did u meet ur wife n wats ur wifes name n actually nobody even asked u to look in the website so mind ur own beezwaks

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  531. Nadja

    I LOVE CHARLIE HARPER

    I see his show all this time

    In English and also in germany

    I have all stagger from Two and a half men

    Ich liebe diese Sendung einfach sie ist hammer geil ^^

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  534. HarperFreak180

    Isent this a harper SUCKS thingy? So this is not a website that loves charlie harper, So stfu and say bad stuff so he can read it =)

    Charlie u suck!!

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  537. charles O freak !

    Jake is so FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    3. cocokiller 911

      lol are you for real cause im super crazed about this web-site please chat to me if you’re the real real real charlie harper cause u rock if anyone gives u a hard time tell me they will get a piece of me dont you worry

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    1. charlie freak 18

      Well if you think he stinks then why do you watch the show? huh?you stink i love charlie.!!!!

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  543. iigloo (1 comments.)

    Hey, OMFG this is so funny. Kay I seriously just watched this episode of this website thing hahaha. And I thought it was strate up fake right? lmao and it isn’t thats awsome and hilarious shit hahaahhaha I love it. I really like two and half man..Jake is hilarious he cracks me and my boyfriend up all the time hahahahahaha. Well this is awsome…shiiiitt =]

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  544. charlie freak 18

    So i think that episode was awsome! I think Charlie Harper rocks he is so sexy, funny, and totally awsome. i wish one day he would have it with me that would be awsome wouldnt it. Kay well TWO AND A HALF MEN ROCKS!!!!!!

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  545. charlie freak 18

    So like i totally like Jake Harper he is the bomb. Funny, cute, and everything. I think he rocks. Keep up the good work. I THINK JAKE SHOULD BE AT HIS DADS HOUSE MORE OFTEN THAN HIS MOMS THEN I CAN SEE HIM MORE OFTEN. RWO AND A HALF MEN ROCK. JAKE AND CHARLIE ARE MY FAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  550. gus harper (1 comments.)

    hi charlie i am your fan i would like to have an uncle like you im 11 years old i would like to be like you when i older

    bye

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  553. lyah

    i realy love this show!!! and when i see the episode when rose made the website… just is incridible!!! but good….

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  555. martin

    hi my name is martin i´m from argentina i have 25 years old and i´d like to say that i m glad to see this fantastic programe all days kisses to judith

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  557. rareman (1 comments.)

    Two and a half Men is a wonderfull tv show and I watched all their episodes. I’m a little like the Uncle Charlie, I have no one idol but if I’d have one He whould to be Charlie Harper. good day to everyone!.

    good work to everyone who do two and a half men.

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  560. Jackie R

    Hey Charlie, wanted to tell you that even before two and a half men, you still rocked…you were the best in Scary movie 3 =D…love that movie heh…

    And Two and a half men rocks…you sure have a great life style man…too bad not all men were as funny and great as you are :) … Even Jon Cryer he is hilarious too..when you see him tell “Alan” he is an awesome man, and anyone would be lucky to have you both…but anyways wanted to say you guys kick @$$

    :)

    *Hugs*

    Yours truly,

    Your Canadian fan,

    Jackie
    :)

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    1. Jackie R

      whose a twat?…you must be referring to you eh?…hahaha get a life asshole… do you even know what twat means?…probably not…

      Have a nice life being a burden to society jerk off!!!

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  563. Charles RodYa

    I read somewhere that they were going on a divorce cause Denice ws with another man…anyone knows if that’s true???

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  564. CharlieFreak_180 (1 comments.)

    in my defence charlie harper has always been kind and loving and he always phones me back.

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  565. claricelextor (2 comments.)

    my daughter thinks that is a hotty, with a great sense of humor.she is in grade 12. so if you just want someone to talk to leave her a note on her e mail

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  567. Charlie Freak 182

    Omg…. Charlie Rocks My World…
    He’s Totally Awsum
    I Watch Two And A Half Men Every Nite.x
    I Lovee Youu Charliee.X

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  568. WTF...

    Im watching the show right now and got my sister to gooale the site I cant beleive it actually exists Charlie Rox :)

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  571. cocokiller 911

    yo i just watched the episode and decided to write in u rock charlie your the best on the whole show and you’re soooooo very smooth with the ladies hahahah u rock please write back

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  573. Anonymous

    charlie harper rocks i watch two and a half men every week fay and i am nine and i get some of the jokes like how jake laughs and u say wat and then he says haha bankok

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  574. ya mum (1 comments.)

    this is gay………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….youre mum is kool………..

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  581. Holly (1 comments.)

    That is so not true you do not suck. Charlie you get such a bad rap. If I were you I would spend my life just the way you do.

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  582. Mari

    I believe charlie sheen is a great actor. Charlie harper is funny, witty, and sexy, gee, no wonder girls flood over him. He is selfish, promiscuous man, but women love him.

    wtg charlie sheen

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  588. Charly Fan

    I think Charly is cool.
    But elan is an ashole.
    Jacke is cool too.
    i like two and a half man i see this evry day or mein cooler onker charly ti is cool too.

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  594. charlie sheen (1 comments.)

    hey evereyone why does every body want to have sex with me?
    im only an actor.
    And it is true i have sex moastley every night any of you ladies want to have some fun with me?? im in the hilton hotel in miamy sweet number 973 hope someone comes

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  595. Charlie Harper

    This website actually exsist, I mean I thought it was just a T.V show but I guess I was wrong well its nice knowing you all smell yah later you get it cause you stink (oh forget it)

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  597. Debbie

    Charlie Harper is a asshole. He slept with me and when I asked him for his number he gave me a rejection number. what is a poor girl to do,

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  598. Ficker

    jo isch weß dass er in ner lustige serie mitspielt un die find isch eigentlisch lustig wenn mans recht überlegt oder?

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    3. charley.freak.180 (1 comments.)

      OMG i luv charley he is the devil himself i luv him soo much i think it would be funny to have a 1 night stand with charley harpor lol :)

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        1. crazii freak 101

          i think who eva whould like 2 have a 1 night stand with charlie is weird.
          who eva said dat sounds like rose but jake is funny nd none of them r cute

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          1. charlie_freak

            i think jake is really cutei would date him and charlie well i would have a 1 night ………..with him!!!!!@

        2. charlie_freak

          well if it is im 29 and looking for somone charlie……and seeing u on t.v. like that makes me hor****..sooooooo how bout it!!!!!!!!:)

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    1. paul martin

      charlie is so a good actor!!
      your so funny charlie i will never forget your show
      i some shows your so screwed lmao. =p

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  608. deyan (1 comments.)

    Hello from Bulgaria, Sunny Beach! I really like Two and a half men and i’ve got all six seasons. I hope there will be 7th season of that great show

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  610. janelle (1 comments.)

    I CHARLIE HER IS THE BIGGEST PLAYER ON TELEVISON, AND HE WILL TAKE A GOOD ‘OL FASHION @$$ WHOOPIN! AND WILL STILL KEEP GOING LIKE THE ENERGIZER BUNNY! NOW THAT’S GANGSTA. I LOVE YOU CHARLIE. I WANT TO BE LIKE YOU………….

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  611. caramel

    charlie is cool he is the best actor in the show two and a half men. i like how he makes a hobbie out of alens life. personally alan is ugly

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  612. Charlie_Freak_180

    two and a half men is so good ^_^ its like the best sitcom i’ve watched.

    P.S.

    charlie devil picture PWN

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  616. Charlie_harper_420

    ok i also tried to open charlieharpersucks.com after watching that episode, and reached here. Love Charlie :-)

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  617. Anonymous

    haha, me as well, well, if you see it on the google in that episode, it just had to be on the web, at least for a while :) funny bunny haha

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  620. Joe

    You guys are all funny. This sight is also funny. No Time For Loosere But we are all Loosere in a way because we all have been wrighting thing here. I just sit back and LOL at all the thing people have posted. TO FUNNY.

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  625. Dirk (1 comments.)

    Hello,

    my name is dirk from hamburg / germany. i´m engineer of a vessel. i like the sitcom “two and a halt men”. i find this tv serie very good and i´m the big fan from this sitcom. i hope my english is ok for you. in this serie is a lot of very good and very nice girls….super….remain you are
    kind regards

    dirk from germany

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  628. jake n (1 comments.)

    charlie ur the man i love u, your a good actor and i watch two and a half man every night and i got all seasons and how do you do it how u get the girls reaply to me plase??????? take care brother and i also liked u in the movie young guns!!!!! and jake ur a cool littile boy and when u fart i can smell it through my tv take care my brother and alan u can get better then judeth lol ha ha :) :):):)

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  631. antilope1020.hotml (1 comments.)

    thisWEBSITE WAS TO B CHARLIE HARPER SUCKS .COM

    ABT CHQARLIE HARPERS ILLLLICIT

    NIOW THIS PROVES IF YOU ARE GOOD FROM INSIDE AND U DO ANYTHIN THAT SOCIALLY SUMTIMES UNACCEPTAB;LE

    DOESNT MEAN AND DOESNT AHRM, YOU

    ALL HAIL TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO ALL WITHOTU THINKIN ABOUT FAKE FAME And RICHNESS LIKE ME LIVING AND SPREADING THE WORLD OF TRUE ONESELF HUMAN

    THNX TO CBS FOR 2.5 MEN

    KEEP IT CUMMIN
    LOV U ALL HERE

    AND I M NOW A CHARLIE HARPER MADE

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  633. pedro

    no hablo muy bien el ingles pero la seri es muy buena siempre la veo y charlie sela come mi amigo. bueno jake y alan tambien son buenos

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      1. DasBoSchitt

        DUDE DONT BE MEAN, YOU KNOW WHY, CAUSE DASBOSCHITTT! BTW Heres my amatuer translation : i dont speak good english, (something idk) the show is always good charlie something my friend, jake and alan are good. (idk im not that good at spanish) DASBOSHCITT!

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  636. Charliefreak277 (1 comments.)

    We love you Charlie hey Charlie we found a map to candy mountain Charlie yeah Charlie candy mountain its a land full of joyness and happiness and sweetttttts.

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  642. Jon & Joe

    Oh oh oh ohhhhh shikuru,, my oh myyyyy, he’s a deamon samuriiiiii…. he’s the guy who had to die OHHHH SHIKURU !!!!!!

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  657. Anonymous

    Charlie is so not hotter than me. I thought that Charlie Harpor was so cool till I saw one epesod were Charlie slept with another guy. I don’t know if he is guy or not.I mean come on another guy.

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  660. matthew

    Charlie Harpor is a no good piece of crap. He does not have respect for any woman in the world. If he started to love women the way that he should then mabie some people would start to like him better. He should get his life together. Why would you try for every girl in the world. Do you even know what love means. I hope you will become more better to woman. And why would you sleep with a woman that is married? You should get your life together. And like ducktape your brothers mouth shut. Or get him a girl friend. Rember…..

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    1. Jackie R

      umm..LMAO dude what the hell are you talking about?..Charlie harper=Charlie Sheen…hence the word SHEEN!!!!…he is an actor and in REAL LIFE he doesn’t cheat on anyone..right now he’s in jail for false Judgment with his ex or wife or whatever she is…Harper is a show name lol..get out of your ASS and learn the differences alright!

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  662. Anonymous

    dear charlie i am a big fan of two and a half men. but you should show more appercheative more offen.p.s you rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  664. whisha_wash

    charlie is a sex feno who sometimes dosent where a condom all he does is has casual sex with many women what sex does that make (he can go out the box if you catch my drift

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  666. miley

    charlie harper is a great person , but alan is so ugly no wonder nobody wants to go out with alan .

    charlie is such a great and loving person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    jake is so awsome

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  669. Anonymous

    i cant beleive you and every body loves chalie harper he will just give you a drink take YOU back to his place hook you up with his finest and you will never ever hear from him again

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  670. zapo853

    i cant beleive you and every body loves chalie harper he will just give you a drink take YOU back to his place hook you up with his finest and you will never ever hear from him again

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    1. Jackie R

      lol arrested you mean =DP…and so what if he did?…Charlie Sheen is still an awesome man..inspite the fact he went to jail..i’m sure you would be to if you got wrongly accused by your whore wife…Someone should shoot that woman for what she did to him…that was so wrong of her…what the hell ever…I HATE women like that and i’m a woman myself and honestly Charlie Sheen is a fantasic actor and he is hilarious in a lot of movies as well and same with his half brother…

      So don’t judge people if you don’t know the WHOLE STORY okay!

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  675. Micheal Jackson lover

    I love Allan so much…his cute & I also like Charlie..his handsome and good wit women..as for Jake, don’t know..and as for Bertha,dont rily like her…

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