Charlie Harper Sucks

The Charlie Harper Sucks website really does exist! I watched the episode of Two and a Half Men last night where Rose setup a Charlie Harper hate website so I had to see if it was really there. Unfortunately it redirects to a Warner Brothers site but at least they created a site with that devil picture of Charlie!

In real life, Charlie Sheen’s love life isn’t going too well. He and his wife Denise Richards are divorcing. Denise is 6 months pregnant with their second child.

Sheen thought that her hormones (due to the pregnancy) are raging, but the former gorgeous Bond girl felt very neglected. Maybe she felt that Charlie was slipping back to his old self…which she said she ”can’t even comprehend” (when asked about whether his past bothered her).


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1,119 thoughts on “Charlie Harper Sucks


          1. How is Charlie Harper gay? Megan and Rachel are in love with him. Megan and I want to have sex with him right Megan. please please please please please am I right Megan?


          2. charlie is soooooooooo awsome stop bagging him annonymous coz otherwise i will turn into the hulk and eat you.


        1. get a fucking life get a job do some thing than wasteing ur time watching this u can watch it but not alllll the time…. FUCK


        1. yes he does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!he is crazy about SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


      1. hi charlie my mom likes ur showes she watches them all the time she also laughes when you say something to your brother. and i myself i dont like ur brother he is so stupid. if he is listening he is being very noisey and i dont like noisey people. and i like ur showes too and i laugh too and i like people who make jokes.


        1. leave Jon Cryer alone you stupid girl…all men SHOULD be like Alan in the show least he RESPECTS us women you know…get a life holy shit….

          don’t know much about that show do you

          =DP


      2. hi charlie is it really you i was watching two and a half men today and it was awsumm so i thought i would check if it was true


        1. No effence but why do u love him u dont no he could be a selfish uncaring person in real n he could treat u like sh!t Before u fall in love wif him maybe yoo should meet him in person this is mi thoughts also Charlie Harper anet real he is just a made up charter but charile sheen is so maybe yoo should be talking bout that one 1st


          1. totally agree with you…people are so idiotic when it comes to fake and reality….stuff in movies and shows are fake and its all bunch of an act…so in an essence it’s just a bunch of useless time that people when they get bored they will sit in front of the TV and watch…its life :)… I rather meet the real Charlie Sheen if it ever came down to that point… but all good… you keep tellin’ em girl!


      3. charlie is that you like off two and a half men?! if it is your the best and my favourite actor ever my favourite shows two and a half men very funny! im shaking im so exited i could be talking to my favourite actor! is it you?


      4. Hello,
        Are you really the same as your character. Do you acted the same way. Do you always trick girls inot having sex and never talk back to them? Just asking because I love the show! I love you charlie!


      5. i lve you so much and your so hot and i cant believe people set up a website about you and i also cant beleive your 40 you only look 27


      6. hey i am from india i we here dont get two and a half men . But one of my cousin bought me a dvd of season 1 n 2. n believe me i compleated it in three days . awsome……..
        i love it!!!!!!1


    1. Yea , Charlie is a cool dude, for sure. I work in San Juan Capistrano and I see all kinds of guys with the shorts and bowling shirts on. I will ask ” Do you watch Two and a half men” Then it starts the best show, Charie is great, ect,ect,ect ! But we all agree that Allen is a pussy and needs his ass kicked !!


    2. charlie harper is a god ,, he is most mens dream of what a man should ..or would like to be ,, charlie harper is charlie sheen and visa versa ,, i aint gay ,,no way ,, but come on people ,,he rules ,, end of ,,


    3. brilliant programme, all great characters but now charlie sheen has gone it will never be any good at all. this was proved with the very first episode with the new fool.


  1. i can’t beleave the web site is really there too. i think its cool, it even has the message when he phoned beth on it. i enjoy watching two and a half men, i hope they keep them coming. xx love vicki xx


  2. Man this is cool!Graziano,, Charlie Harper is the name of the character Charlie Sheen plays in the TV Sitcom ‘Two And A Half Men’


  3. Yea, i had to do the same thing too. How sad to hear that one of the most funniest guys i’ve ever known is really going through a divorce. Hope i can stop thinking about it while watching the program. :


  4. @ Charlie_Harper_Freak745: ..745 is a little bit toooo much..don’t you think so..huh? :-P

    that’s sooo cool…i watched the episode last night and thought about it, by surfing on google ^^

    well…now i’ll watching episode #11 :-)

    ..two and a half man baby!!!!!!!!!!


          1. ok what kind of cute baby cute or hot cute and if it’s hot cute then i’m gonna have to say eww ewww and ewwww hhhhhh


      1. wot a fantabulous show…I JUST LUUUUV CHARLIE…MWAH…and the rest of the crew just make the show wot it is


  5. Acho esse programa engraçado, goste de assistir,
    eu e meu filho Ricardo, nós somos brasileiros
    e assistimos esse programa aqui no Brasil.


  6. I couldn’t believe it existed! I checked it too.

    Did the “2 and a half men” cast/crew create thatsite? or did they find some1 else had created it already?


  7. lol, pretty amazing how so many people actually thought bout looking up the site rite after watching the episode. Charlie Sheen is the number one Geezer! Jc


  8. Charlie Sheen es bueno es ese papel, felicidades
    (saquen a ese estupido niño gordo, el quita gracia al programa).


  9. Charlie harper is a gret lover and a cand person,I joking I love 2 and a half man it is the best show in the world.Byebye


  10. love the show,uncannily similar to my own life apart from the fact that work full time,drink less,live in the suburbs,enjoy a moderate sex life and of course live alone.keep up the good work!


  11. Hi,

    I was just wathching it with my mum and I thought I would check if the website existed and it did so I just sneaked on it and I have saved it to my favourites Charlie Harper is so funny. I think two and a half men is a hillarious comady show and adults do too. Youy see I am only a child who is 8. and I still think it is funnyo so two and a half men is funny to every one even children. I can not believe the website really exists. Keep uf the funny stuff and the good work like aussie Charlie said. Seeya I will leave another message

    Fuzz XXX PS Fuzz is not my real name it is my nick name in school I am going in to year 4 and our class is getting the new teacher in our school


    1. OMG IT REALLY EXISTS!!!! whoa awesome!!! (lll)
      Charlie is so funny my parents and i watch it every night and that episode is on now… well just finished it is sooo funny.
      Its an awesome show all my friends watch (14 and 15 year olds) :) its soooooo coooool
      (llll)


      1. IS YOUR DAD JUST LIKE CHARLIE? IS HE REALLY MARRIED TO YOUR MOM? FUNNY,YES,NOT SO FUNNY WHEN U HAVE EXPERIENCED CHARLIE HARPER THE SEX ADDICT IN REAL LIFE.WATCH OUT HE’S OUT THERE.


  12. two and a half men is a really great show it a shame that it only ears once or twice a week


  13. I’m glad u like 2 and a half man.U can download the series from torrents and I recommand u the program: uTorrent. U can search with it for any movie u like and u can download it wit a good speed.Hope u like it, peace


  14. It’s only a part of the movie script.The site was used in the movie and warner bros kept it just for entartainment.The original server was moved!!


  15. WOW!!!!The website is really there.It’s totally awesome….I LOVE TWO AND A HALF MEN SHOW.IT’S REALLY COOL.I wonder if they also have the website of GEEKY ALBERT HARPER.????…


  16. what seazon are u watching in us? here (romania) were just the first 3 of them…but i downloaded it from internet…so i manae to see seazon 4 and some eopisodes of seazon 5…i love it…sez.4 was not so great..but te 5th is very funny:)


  17. wow i can’t believe it actually exists. i can’t believe other people were thinking the same thing to google the site too. i bet ever one dat saw dis got a pretty good laugh………LMAO!!!


  18. i saw the episode like an hour ago and thought it was very funny so i thought i would check and see if it was real and it is. charlie harper is my idol.

    wut up 2 the juggalos that come here.
    mmfcl


  19. Two and a half men is my fav show I am 11 years old and I still watch it , it is one of the best shows my fav character is all themm well I like the episode last nigt well bye.


  20. My wife and I absolutely LOVE Two and a Half Men (or as my 5 year old son calls it – 2 & 1/2 Funny Guys). Superb writing and acting on the show. We also enjoy The Big Bang Theory from the same producer. Both shows are “must see TV” in our household. :)


  21. of couse the websit is real i figured that out 3years ago. you guys are such idiots.

    //the shows are really funny +quite entertaning:):(


  22. IM FROM NEWZEALAND…….THE SHOW HAS JUST AIRED HERE AND I THOUGHT I MIGHT SEE IF THE WEBSITE DOES EXIST….AND IT DOES!! LOL
    MUSTVE BEEN CREATED FOR THE SHOW.
    GREAT SHOW SO KEEP IT COMING
    GEM :)


  23. It comes on here at 7 and 10pm weekdays and I watch both, plus Monday’s. Charlie’s good, but I watch it for Rose. One night with her Charlie? You need your head examined! She can stalk me anytime she wants!!


  24. Hey Charlie I find your show hillarious 90% of the time. THe other 10% it blows. Overall we here in Canada love it!


  25. I was shocked too. We had seen that episode before but this time just for the heck of it googled Charlie and what do you know there it was. I agree the message board should not go to Warner Bros. it would be really cool if these where there!


  26. This show is so damn funny. They have great writers. I love all the actors, each one is perfect for their part. This is the only show that really makes me laugh anymore. It’s genuine.


  27. Charlie You are fantastic. My son and I was watching tv the other night and he happened to type this site just to see if existed and was he shocked but so was I. All of you keeps laughing so hard just about wet our pants. lol! Also you have always been one of my favorite actors. Geez I remember watdhing the move The Wraith back in the 80′s. Good movie! Keep up the good work! We Love You and everyone else on the show also.


  28. Charlie Sheen & Jon Cryer are the funniest pair since Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis!

    And Angus T. Jones playing Jake is the coolest wise-ass kid since Danny Bonaduce in The Partridge Family.

    To me, Two & a Half Men is the funniest comedy since Green Acres, Gilligan’s Island and The Beverly Hillbillies.

    I admit I just started watching this series a few months ago, but finally caught up with the older episodes.

    I cannot wait for the new shows since the writers strike ended, which begin next Monday, March 17th!

    Keep up the great work!

    Paul Herman – a wannabe Charlie Harper, who acts like Alan.


  29. The evil green head of jealousy, envy and resentment is amongst you poor, poor folks…

    HE’S A TV CARICATURE FOR GOODNESS SAKE. GET OVER IT…

    Let’s complain about our troops dying every day. How about that..


  30. i really like the show two and a half men and i was wondering what days the new episodes are on? and for the freak i have no answer for your question.


  31. That show can come up with some real beauties for Charlie Harper to screw, make that “mess” with. A real looker is ballet teacher, Mia’(Emanuelle Vaugier). She’d put me on my toes in a heartbeat


  32. This show is the best. Every episode is well written and very funny. This is a credit, in a time of all these stupid reality shows that are for women. Finally a man’s show. We all (men)should be so lucky…..Dark!


  33. OMG i cant believe this site is really – i watched the show last night 2 and i thought right im going to see if it’s on here (thinkin nah it wouldnt be) but it actually is? thats so cool. I LOVE the show so much its sooo funny. I do believe its the best sitcom ive watched in a very long time!! i think its really good how at the begining when their singing the song that they are able to change jake from being young to growing up!! X


  34. i think charlie is the funniest guy on the show but its weird how instead of being mature like most adults he is wild about sex which is really cool with!!!!

    PS: if charlie wasnt on the show i would stop watching it!


  35. i think the show sucks and that they are all smart!!!!

    PS: whoever watches are as smart as i thought


  36. GREAT SHOW, some of the Best comedy and slap stick humor I have ever seen in all the years watching TV, since 1954……………..


  37. i once had a little play date with charlie and it was amazing he really isnt a commitment freak where he cant cammit
    its just dat we werent right 4 each other


  38. omg this website exists but it’s not the 1 4rm the show right cuz they’re just made up characters the ladyz charlie dates lol


  39. I think that Charlie harper is just the best person ever. He is soooo cut but I hate how he sleeps with all those girlz. I am a freak 4 him


  40. charlie fucker is gay i have sex whith his mother

    this is real butt face ,you is my son and if you speak spainsh try to read this: besame el culo malparido cara de verga


  41. hey ididnt get the site
    tellme hw i get to it
    i love that guys lifestyle
    except he cudnt stand infront of his mom
    that whor ebiatch


  42. o wow I didn’t really know this was real. I just decided to google his name to see what will happen


  43. Charlies odd but Alans messed up rose just scares the shit out of me burta…well im not sure shes like in you face person jake is like not very smart person and judith is im not sure odd to i guess…and together they make a kick ass show lol


  44. This is the best show on air, Some of the comments however… Charlie is my idyll… Just hope my brother doesn’t turn out to be like Alan id probably kill him


  45. i swear this is mad i didnt no this was real im just doin the same as Ladie Delishes mad call me peeps laters


  46. Classic, just like everyone before me, i just watched that particular episode and curiosity got the better of me. Didn’t think i would exists!!


  47. how kool
    =]

    im a freak about him
    but i think hes a bit up him self
    he thinks hes so good hes so mean to his lil brother
    he shouldnt akt loik that
    so …..

    yeah

    but i think hes awsome

    bye
    peeps=]
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  48. same!!
    i saw the episode and curiosity got the better of me…
    two and a halfmen is like the best show everrrrrr!!


  49. I think charlie harper is hilarious but very self obsessed, is very very mean to his lil brother, talks rude infront of his nephew and still always gets his way!!!
    Still his da best!


  50. i dnt tink he doe it intentionallyy

    it just comes out
    it hapens alot
    he is good inside
    its all becoz of tht whore mother
    even i also have a whore mother

    bt i over came it t
    now im a good himan being


  51. It would appear that they have now removed the Charlie Harper Sucks website. I can’t find it in Google and your link redirects to a totally different Two and a half Men page.


  52. i love 2 in a half men it is the best show i have ever seen i love charlie he is drop dead funny !!!!!! :}


  53. I think Charlie Harper is the funniest of all of the Charactors on “Two And A Half Men”, I was astounded to know that there was for a short while a Charlie Harper sucks website, but i regretfully didnt get there in time to actually see it for myself, Oh well. I’ll always know that ill have such fond memories of The Charactor deep in my heart. Love ya charlie!


  54. it’s great to watch a sit-com and every actor is just as funny as the next. we watch two and 1/2 men every night. we laugh so hard . what a great show. i want to thank the writers. great job !


  55. Great show. Writers are fantastic. Always come up with great lines, time after time. I have a new appreiation for writer. Charlie, you rock. Don’t let your bimbo ex keep you from YOUR children. And to the writers, good reflection of how family law courts work. Put a serious twist on it though so others will see what is really going on. 2 1/2 Men rocks


  56. OMG i like love you Chuck Lorre. aka the writer of 2 1/2 Men. That is my favorite show in the whole world! So is Big Bang Theory. rules of Engagnment. How I met you mother.


  57. i know im only 12 years old bhut i’ve had a lot of guys cheat on me or say its time to see other people but Charlie u r so self centered, inconsiderit, and most of all just plain mean .
    but i still think u r xtremely HOT!!!!!!!


  58. Rose is played by Melanie Lynsekey,and Charlie(Harper and Sheen) you’re a jerk. First Rose, and now Denise.What’s with you boy?


  59. hi m y name is kyle and i like ur show and i was wondering if u will say my name on one of ur shows i am a big fan and i watch ur show every night and if ur manager says that u can say my name on ur show it will be really appreaciated


  60. OMG I luv luv luv ur shoe! UR AWESOME! Kyle u r a freak though. If u want to be on television find an acting agencey! Then go to Hollywood for tryouts to be on a television show. I myself am doing that and
    I hate people that try to be on television b/c they’re too ignorant to try to be on it themselves


  61. charlie u r so kool like totally and alan u r so un kool like totallyand jake u r so kool but so unkool and dumb like totaly


  62. hey i love ur show but i think that ur a real loving person and you are just doing all of this so that you can get ur money and io prity sure that u realy do not do that well do you ? well i will see you later and by the way i love ur show


  63. Hello there charlie i started too see the show for 3 days ago and i think its awesome and tell me one thing why is alan such and ….
    You know what i mean ^^
    and i saw that girl she was so sexy
    hehe catch you later.


  64. When I saw that episode about 2 years ago it was the actual website not just a re-directed one. and it had all the FAQ. If you don’t believe me mail Warner Brothers.

    :)


  65. I love the show i’ve watched it for a while now its cool.I think all the epesods are funny but i do like this one.But theres LOADS more i like

    Lve from loz


  66. I’m a regular watcher. I love 2 and a half men.
    I’ve set my alarm clock to go off when 2 and a
    1/2 men comes on each time a day


  67. u idoits who can’t write sht,you are an ass its
    a show you gotta watch twice 2 love der! And thanks edgarchicasissmarterthanall212 you are such an ass but still you suck!


  68. 4 some if u r an total ass it should take you watching it twice unless u aren’t massed up 1 time is all you need


  69. 2 and a half men is an show that i make much more enjoyable alone in my room with no disturbances. I hope to be as charming as charlie some day. HE RULES!!!!!!!!


  70. Stay in yor room alone, Quenten. I’m sure you meet a lot of women in there. Don’t you get dizzy blowing them up?


  71. Este episodio es super bueno, deberiamos crear paginas parecidas de nuestros EX novios ajajajjaja


  72. i watch two and a half men alltime

    i dwnoaded from net
    all episode
    cant wait for 6th season

    and me n my 20yr sister got so horny tht
    we fuck evrytime we see

    she grabs my dick while im watchin and i finger her
    then when show is over

    we fuck like crazy

    iam plannin to fuck my mom too
    she

    5’7
    30e bra size
    30waistline
    37buttline

    thicklips


  73. Imagin this. Charlie and Alan on a recovery road trip from Mexico. They were left there by their mother and her newest boyfriend, Raul. Call on his wit with the women to get across the border and make it home.


  74. i just watched this episoid and it gave me a thought ‘is this website real’ and it is WOW this is just so weird haha


  75. hi everyone i watched the show last night i thought it waz funny so i came to cheak the website out.WOW ITS REAL.LOL.is any one on today HELLO???? HI charlie_harper_freak220 thats a good one pussy!!!!!


    1. hi charlie you are the bomb i really love your show your brother Alan is a freak no offense
      to him


  76. i think charlie harper is very good looking and cute smile and he dresses nicely and lovin & generous alan is very sweet and funny & lovin nature & caring father for jake & very sweet


  77. I didn’t really think this website was real . AWESOME !

    I watch “TwO AnD A HalF MeN” EVERYDAY … = )

    \O/


  78. vcs sao todos bobos, eu acho o CHARLIE o maximooooooo.
    ele tem a vida que quer e pega quantas mulheres quiser..

    rssrsrsrs….

    I love you Charlie

    BRASIL.


  79. Eres genial Charlie, lastima que no vi tu programa antes de casarme,
    ahora me gustaria disfrutar mas de mi livertad ya que el matrimonio es una agonia, identifico a mi esposa como la esposa de Alan, bueno Abrazos a todos chau


  80. ola charlie. sou do brasil. amoooo two and a half men. e… FUI EU QUEM CRIOU O SITE!!!!!
    ahahahahahahahahahah
    mas eu te amoooooooo

    beijoo


  81. I live with the real life Charlie……My life is portrayed as a female Alan……And i have a daughter just like Jake..Can my life get any worse?????????????????????(or better)


  82. charlie harper is the funniest dude i have ever seen on t.v coz just heheheheheheheheheehehehheheehheheheehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehheheheheheehehheheheheheheheheheheheh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  83. hay i just wanted to say that Charlie is a loving and jeners guy

    TWO AND A HALF MEN RULES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    O O
    ^
    U


  84. Hi every one, i didn’t really think i would see the site still active but i decided to give it a shot and there it is, i must say that anyone who thinks the show sucks is just been a sadist or is just looking to get some attention, Charlie Sheen good work while for you Alan buzz off


  85. heyy charlie harper is awsome. i watched it last night and wanted to see if the website was real and it is. haha lol

    i love two and a half men lol


  86. I love how Denise (with hormones she claims are NOT raging) slams Charlie’s personality, when she knew full well what he was like (reputation alone!) before she married him. But she couldn’t help but climb the Hollywood social ladder with her slipping (hell…non-existent) career by riding the coat tails of a Sheen. Now she can’t ‘comprehend’ his behavior. I’ll bet the world is full of things that Denise can’t ‘comprehend!’

    LOL!


  87. That is really good show! I like it a lot! I wonder if he will actually read this! That would be so cool! I can’t believe this is a real web site! This is really funny, because I just watched the episode today! In fact, it was over about ten or fifteen minutes ago! But, anyway, if he does read this, I just want to say, ”Hi! I love your show! Sorry, about your divorce. I hope it all goes well. Best wishes!”
    -Laura


  88. omg this is funny. i cant believe so many ppl actually look this up after watching that episode. lol i get two and a half men airred 10 times a day. with only 3 repeats. AMAZING!!! lol


  89. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! That’s freakin hilarious!! I watched that episode last night and decided to google it! This is soo stupid and awesome!! I just started watching the show and I love it! *NEW FAN* :P


  90. OoOo Cara é Muito Fodaaa, ele é o melhor de todos…

    haxuhsuxa

    Caramaba eu so o único brasileiro q tah aqui, *LEGAL*

    Que nunca acabe o programa…
    E uma abraçao pra todos q trabalha aii no programa..

    Um abraço longo e apertado por TRás.bye


  91. i know charlie harper, he asshole.
    we actually did it once.
    then he faked a colesaw and made me leave.
    i hate him.
    i will get revenge!!! >:)


  92. haha Charlie Harper it´s a pretty cool guy,i enjoy too much the episode of the Charlie Harper sucks site hihihi,GREAT MAN!!


  93. 2 AND A HALF MAN IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!……I CAN’T SEEM TO GET ENOUGH…I WATCH THEM EVERY DAY….JAKE IS SOOOOO CUTE…….HE HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFULL EYES….HE IS GONNA BE A KILLER WHEN HE GROWS UP….ALAN PLAYS A PERFECT ROLE….DOING KIND OF THE WOMAN FIGURE IN THE HOUSE HOLD….COUSE YOU DEFINATELY CAN’T RELY ON BERTA’S CHARM, AS THE MOTHER FIGURE OVER THERE….ROSE IS GREAT….WHAT A PERFECT NAME FOR A CARACTER WHO GET LESS WATER FROM CHARLIE THAN A CACTUS IN TEXAS, BUT SHE STILL BLOSSOMS EVERY TIME SHE IS ON THE SCREEN….AND CHARLIE…WELL….CHARLIE IS JUST GREAT….THE PROGRAM WOULDN’T GET MUCH RATING WITHOUT HIM AROUND….I LOVE YOU CHARLIE………:)YOU ARE THE BESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

    TO THE WHOLE CAST…..GREAT JOB YOU GUYS!!!!!!…KEEP IT UP FOR A LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG TIME…

    FROM A CRAZY ADMIRER OF NEW IDEAS AND TALENT
    PAOLA
    SANTIAGO,CHILE


  94. cool i just did it for a laugh but cool :P i wonder if there’s a alan harper on google im gonna check

    whooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  95. i think charlie was very compasinit and caring not what you are all saying about him na i only jocking this was cool yeah baby get in there

    TWO AND A HALF MEN ALL THE WAY MAN

    :P omg


  96. hey i was just googleing random names and thought i would type in charlie harper and found this site i think it is awsome that the site is accually here it is such a great show i watch it every night with my dad it is soooooooooooooooo funny


  97. ‘Ello I’m back! You can’t hate it until the 2nd time. I got plenty of ideas from 2 & a Half Men that worked out! SO GIVE ME ONE REASON TO AGREE THAT IT SUCKS!!!!


  98. I think Charlie, Jake and Alan on Two and a half men are incredibly funny, and it’s the best t.v show this century! I hope to see many more series in the future.


  99. I watch this show every day.when I watch the episode when they showed this website I was not convince that this website exist,but I love this show


  100. I think charlie harper is a very sexy mature man,
    even if the episodes shows he’s a clearly weird sex-playboy but it’s fub to watch :)


  101. I saw the guy who played charlie. He is not that good looking If you wanna see someone good looking you haft to see my friend Joe he lives in Menifee or Temecula. I wanna have sex with him I dont know if he is a good lover. i bet he is. I can tell he is a good lover. Joe I love you. Your Hot.


  102. WE LOVE UNCLE CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please stop wearing those bowling shirts my dad thinks he looks cool in em’Cubavera


  103. These guys rock!!

    2 1/2 mean are the only reason why we decided to watch sitcoms. The rest are mostly crap.

    Charlie is a such a rico, suave pick up artist.

    Way to go my man!


  104. I love the the show. I hope it goes for another 3 or 4 more years. Charlie You dont suck. I hope you get your Stocker in the end.


  105. I think this is so great. I watched this episode and laughed through out. This is my favorite show and I had to look up if this website really did exist and it does, that’s so funny.


  106. i think jake is so good looking person & alan is sooo funny & charlie is so handsome & very funny
    i have been watching 2/2 half man for awhile the show it is so funny berth is so good with her good nature


  107. i love charlie but hes a pig with wimen i love waching him strick out hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


  108. handsomness and ability to get girls? xD he’s just as |-|0r/\/3y in real life as he is in the show. but still I enjoy watching it.


  109. Hello, does anyone know where I can download FREE episodes of Two and a Half Men? It would be cool to have it on my iPod!!!


  110. I LOVE “TWO AND A HALF MEN” IT IS A NICE SERIE AND ALL THE PEOPLE THERE ARE AMAZING
    THANKS WARNER BROTHERS FOR THIS GREAT SERIE…. AND ALL THE PEOPLE THINK THAT TWO AND A HALF MEN IS GREAT… LET ME TELL YOU SOME.. THAT IS TRUE….
    MY NAME IS SHIRLEY AND THIS IS MY E-MAIL… “CRAZYGIRL-.666@HOTMAIL.COM”
    BYE EVERYBODY


  111. hi! I see between the program and that’s why! jejejeje!
    Well, there is more to say that I love charlie! jajajaja! a dog is good with women, so I got it and I sure like them, maybe worse! ajajajaja I love CHALIEEEEE


  112. I love Charlie Harper!!! I’m a girl, but anyway, i love him!!! I mean, he’s a “gentleman” with girls, but he’s a WOMANIZER, anyway, he’s su freakin’ cute!!!


  113. charlie es un mujeriego de primera como en el episodio q vi hoy alan anda con el sabueso quien sabe que es una chica y charlie a cada rato termina coquistandola y le dice alan que ya no lo ayude y charlie no hace nada y aun asi le sigue gustando al sabueso quien sabe q.


  114. I love Charlie harper
    Voces temtam imitar coisas que assistem na tv mas isso não cola
    e principalmente de serie que é a mais vista do brasil
    aposto que voces não são americanos mas so para aparecer falam ingles e vou sitar nomes:
    victoria é um exemplo
    minha amiga victoria ve se acorda e para de pagar pau para Charlie harper ele nem sabe que voce existe então cressa e aparessa


  115. I Realy Love Two And A Half Men !! the web side realy exist! so cool! I Love Charlie Harper , And Jake well i think he is a litte bit stupid but anyway ilove jake and i think ala is gay or going gay but i love alan too!!


  116. its me again……i want to get the latest season of three and a half men but i do not know where or how……..it pretty hard to find them here in my country……….more power to you charlie…….and more strength to mr pee pee…..lol


  117. i was on google and i was bored so i decided to type in charlie harper and it came up this and im watching the episode and i didnt even know.
    Charlie Sheen is the best actor outtt !!
    YOU RULE CHARLIE KEEP TWO & A HALF MEN GOINGG
    Love Beckie <3


  118. Two and a half men is the best show on earth! I can’t miss one episode.I watch every night at 7. Any of you hate that football comes on at 7:30. I mean I want to watch two shows not one. Oh, by the way I think Alan is such a baby. It makes me so made when he lets those women control him. He’s a loser.


  119. you guys are like awsome and cool i went on google.com and saw your website and i was whatching the show today and it was really funny.you guys rock bye…q


  120. charlie u stink like butcrack cause u hump a lot girl ur 2nd name is humper donkey u make the same sound as a donkey when u have humping time! write back 247 we will all ways write too u humper donkey.


  121. Okay I’m just checking on my site an its doing fine and guys, Charlie is HOT I want to do him but the director doesnt want any action like that.


  122. are you an idiot or did your skull bounce off the wall too meny times to count?

    LAWLL!!! XD! i cant remember that.


  123. I llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee charlie harper


  124. hi charlie i just wanted to say
    i LUZ you
    ad your show
    by de way that is my real name.
    i’m from WATERFORD in Ireland i watch your show every-day with my peps
    ILU
    TTYL
    XxSexy_Baii_EmmaxX


  125. Hi I’m from argentina, and I love that swow, I don’t speek english, but this is old what i now, Buenos dias, like in mi country pequeños mocosos


  126. Wow!!! So cool it really is here just watched the episode with this website!!! Love the show. Really cool its a real website!!!!

    EMMA


  127. Charlie is a little brat and he should die right i know ya.well he is a man that is bad and all the girls that want him u suck!:]:]


  128. I watched that episode last night it rocks i knew i had to google it thanks for making it exzist. But what Rose did to me was mean.
    Love,
    Charlie Sheen


  129. omg, charlie harper is the nicest guy, hes so compasonate.

    he took me out to dinner.

    hes the best in the bed(Y).

    xx


  130. Замечателный сериал! Один из лучших, что я видел!


  131. Charlie:
    I love watching your show and could not believe there was an actual site, ‘Charlie Harper Sucks’. Well, I think your character is just so cool. You guys keep me laughing every night and it is the only way to end the day. I have followed your career for quite awhile. I wish you a bright future and I hope all goes well in your personal life also.


  132. hi im from brunei n i still watch 2 n a half men in brunei tv if i remember, the website was in da last episode n im eleven, like jake. lol. gotta go, bye.


  133. OMG! I didn’t expect this to actually exist!!
    w0w — anyways …. CHARLIE HARPER DOES NOT SUCK!!!!!! HE’S THE BEST :P


  134. I love two and a half men it is soooo awesome i watch it soooooooo much i really think charlie is the best but i think allen is a weird as


  135. In my opinion Charlie is the best boyfriend that you could ever have you make out fall asleep wake up and then go home no strings attached


    1. How can u stand alans wife she is such a bitch and you just put up with her also your mother does she do steroids or something cause she is loopey!


      1. Im 12 and i want 2 know if you really live the sligh and pathetic life that you do on the show? Also you sometimes act like an ass.


  136. well the whole world is begining to love Charlie harper and I think it will be wise for those fans who love him to get to also meet each other through some medium and its really going to be great…..charlie harper you can actually run a dating site for your fans………what do you think?


  137. Lol, Charlie is always banging a chick in almost every episode, and I love his brother Emeleo Estevez in The Outsiders!


  138. TEH SEXUAL DICTIONARY SAYS “CHARLIE HARPER: 1)HE LIKES SEX 2)HIS IS TEH SEX LOVER 3)HIS A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER


  139. I’m not really a freak for Charlie (my screen name is Charlie_Freak_180 that was just what they used in an episode fo Two and a Half Men). Well, I do love the show Tow and a Half Men, but I’m not gay. I do think Angus, Alan, Charlie would be cool to hang out with though. LONG LIVE TWO AND A HALF MEN!!!

    Peace


  140. hi what are we talking about???!!!! oh i get it now ,we are talking about how charlie harper SUCKS!!!!!!


  141. Hay what is up but i still hold my coment{but only in the show.} write back.

    P.S. Charlie Harper sucks… just kidding i sort of think he is kind of cute but defenetly funny! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA NHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


  142. OMG charlie if your reading this i love you so much. id do anything in the world for you.every body says that oh charlie isnt real hes just a charerter but nooooo your real arent you sure you are i googled you you came up you are real you jake and allen.oh yeah tell rose i said if she doesnt back off ill fight her off…..yeah if you want to contact me call (773)502-1794 MUCH LOVE CHARLITA SPENCER


    1. hi love charlie harper….are you insane putting your phone number on there and charlie harper is NOT real!!!!!! he is just a charecter you idet!!!!He is a fake dont you get you bonehead!!!???


  143. OMG ARE YOU MUTTS LOVE CHARLIE HARPER!!! dO YOU WATCH THE SHOWS WELL THEN IF YOU DONT … WELL I HAVE A BETTER IDEA TELL ALL THE GIRLS THAT SLEPT WITH CHARLIE HARPER AND TELL THEM TO BACK OFF! GET IT!!!


  144. if i fooled you with the suzy one…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
    so what is going on also my birthday is April 6,it it going to be awsome. i am going to turn 11 that is explaining the 11. how i got homebert is that is the name of one of our PET turkeys. and if u r wondering noway i cant telll a lie and it is true… i have only lied once to my couin because she does deserve it so write back or i will write to u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  145. charlie i hate ur show its so stupid
    xpectially tha fat kid he thinks he is funni
    but his not n of course its kind of oviouse tht
    alen is gay n u sit like a gurl


    1. SHUT UP YOU MOTHERFUCKER !!! YOU CAN’T TALK ABOUT CHARLIE LIKE THAT YOU FUCKIN BITCH !!! JUST DON’T SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT 2 N A HALF MEN BECAUSE I WILL FUCK YOU UP !!!!!! :& :& :& :&


  146. i like rose, and charlie is the most irresponsible, selfish, careless man on the show and i see where jake gets his rudeness from


  147. it true its damn true charie sucks alan sucks jake sucks Two and a half man sucks screw the prouducer and dicrectors screw the two an half man


  148. hello charlie my name is mandy and i come from germany sorry but i dont can englich very well i love two and a half man its sio funny i´ve got a question are you realy an nymphoman love mandy


  149. Charlie Harper is absolutely cool and not such boring as his brother Alan.

    But not only in this sitcom also in other movies Charlie Harper alias Charlie Sheen is a great actor. Especially in the movie “Chain Gang” where he was starring with his father.

    I like him and I say only one thing: Give us more of your great movies and sitcoms!

    With best rgards

    Gerhard Meier


  150. Charlie you rock my mom, my dad and I laugh sooooo hard at your jokes like my dad laughs so much at you that his laughs changes like i’ve never heard it before!


  151. I LIKE YOU CHARLIE YOUR THE BEST IN TWO AND A HALF MAN!

    I LIKE ALL YOUR JOKES AND EPISODES OF YOURS!

    MY COUSINS LIKE YOU ALOT BECAUSE THEY LIKE TOW AND ARE HALF MAN!

    IF ANYONE WANTS MY MSN TO TALK TO ME ADD THIS:JEROMEVU2000@HOTMAIL.COM ALSO I HAVE ANOTHE ONE ITS JEROMEVU2008@HOTMAIL.COM ! HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
    LOLZ.


  152. HEY CHARLIE MY NICK NAME IS JUSTON BUT MY REAL NAME IS JEROME…

    I PROMISE EVERYDAY THAT I WILL WATCH TWO AND ARE HALF MAN!

    LOLZ


  153. what the hell the site is called charlie harper sucks lmao and all u people are praising him
    tho i do love two and a half man i love jake!!!


  154. Idiots..

    I Don’t know why you kids bother ?
    You all need to grow up and watch the show without judging someone you don’t know, Alright ?
    Right


  155. charlie is so kool but sometimes his a tool yer rock on freaky bro its the best show yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


  156. I think CHarlie is so mean and makes women look cheap and men look easy. But its all being in character. I think Jack is so cute! I like “Two and a half men.”


    1. i luvvvvv dragonball to death have you watched the really old ones they rock like totally ahhhhh……… japenese great people


  157. I Love You Charlie. Jake is Hott!i am your biggest fan and i am 10. pleease write back and say you love me tooo


  158. Charlie is the best comedy acter i have ever seen.I am one of his biggest fans.Keep it up charlie harper.And i really hate rose but all your other girlfriends are good.Looking forward to all your new ones that are coming out.


  159. Hey all u people saying that charlie harper sux get a life.Why do you think two and a half men is australias number 1 tv show?Its because of CHARLIE HARPER


  160. Charlie Harper is a man with a good heart. He may drink 24/7, but he is a good brother to Alan and a good Uncle to little Jake. He is my favourite character on the show. I love Charlie Harper!!!! xxxx


  161. I LOVE CHARLY

    If he was yonger i would snatch him up as quick as a big bar of galaxy.

    (but he wears horrible things, he needs a make – over)


  162. i wish i can be like charlie unfortunetly i become gay i am a hairy monkey with big ass but my ass is half i lost the other half in a sex accident i don’t really talk about it…


  163. Dear Charlie Sheen I’m 11 yrs old and i absolutely lurv yoo!!!xxx I watch your show everyday and find it HI-LARIOUS!!! lool But i really really really superly absolutely love jake!!! omg
    ppppppppppppppppppppppppleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeee gimme hisss numberrr!!!!xxx


  164. que buen programa, me divierto mucho viendolo, soy de Ecuador, sudamerica y seria genial conocer a los protagonistas en persona, jejeje, son muy divertido y con mucha personalidad.


  165. charlie ¡¡¡soss lo masss ¡¡¡¡ charlie is magnific …is the best ….:-) kajskajskjakkajksjakjsk


  166. hi, Charlie, u know your acting skills is really appreciated, i like the drama you acted and i like your brother Allen, Judith is also a hot woman and her son Jake is a good kid too


  167. is that “charlie harper” the real charlie sheen ??? if it is i want to tell him that two and a half men is the best show i have ever seen and it’s my favourite show … i also like all of your movies … you are my favourite star and i’m sorry about your marrage with denise richards :)


  168. i met charlie in Kamloops bc canada, he was in the KEG on north shore. he was very cute and asked if he had just talked to me inside. i said no it was more than likely my sister, he shook my hand and said thank god he thought he was seeing double, but it was a nice double. Thanks charlie you made me laugh then and still do now Great show…


  169. I would do Charlie even thou he is my ex-brother-in-law. He’s gotta be better in the sack than Alan was. At least he knows how to satisfy a woman. Sometimes I think my ex Alan is GAY! And by-the-way, Rose deleted the site after Charlie apologized to her at the end of the show.


  170. yo rebel, ur hardcore ya douchbag. charlie is a playa and if u cant deal with it don’t watch the show!!!!


  171. acually evey boy is hot on the show exept for alan, alan so wierd and dresses with his shirt tuked in eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


  172. Hello, this is freddy and I watch your show Two and a half men every day and do u realy hate your mom that much in real life like u do in the show.


  173. CHARLIE HARPER APOLOGIZED TO ME LAST NIGHT AND BOY WHAT AN APOLOGY!, I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING IVE SAID ABOUT HIM!


  174. Hi!! i’m from brazil and i love chalie.. he is so hot!!!!
    i watch his show every single day
    charlie i love you!!


  175. I am watching tv :):) and what kind of broadcast? ya two and a half men ! I love it! ♥ with greets Chrissi :)


  176. charlie harper is the funniest guy :D i see two and a half men every day and lough soooooooo!!!!!!!loud:D:D:D:D:D:D:D*rofl*


  177. charli haper is a big ashole lol no i love two and a half man it is the best tv show of the damit fucking world


  178. Dear people,

    I am the real Charlie Harper and i would like to have morer seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxx!!


  179. charlie is awesome so i dont if all of you r gilrs but iam a boy not gay but he is awesome and alan and jake there all funny and awesome and i dont want any girls so stuff off me aswell


  180. what if charlie harper…..would look on google and find this website…imagine is he was writting something on this would you belive it…
    because i sure would!!
    do you know why?
    because i might be the real charlie harper ..
    and yes my partners in crime (alan and jake) really are awesome…
    but i’m the best…:P
    and yes I know the special icons for instant messaging or whatever..
    so i’m no longer going to be looking at this website.
    So you could write whatever and I wont see it.


    1. man ur trippin do u actually want me to believe dat ur charlie den tell me “Charlie” where did u meet ur wife n wats ur wifes name n actually nobody even asked u to look in the website so mind ur own beezwaks


  181. I LOVE CHARLIE HARPER

    I see his show all this time

    In English and also in germany

    I have all stagger from Two and a half men

    Ich liebe diese Sendung einfach sie ist hammer geil ^^


  182. Isent this a harper SUCKS thingy? So this is not a website that loves charlie harper, So stfu and say bad stuff so he can read it =)

    Charlie u suck!!


  183. Jake is so FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    1. lol are you for real cause im super crazed about this web-site please chat to me if you’re the real real real charlie harper cause u rock if anyone gives u a hard time tell me they will get a piece of me dont you worry


  184. Hey, OMFG this is so funny. Kay I seriously just watched this episode of this website thing hahaha. And I thought it was strate up fake right? lmao and it isn’t thats awsome and hilarious shit hahaahhaha I love it. I really like two and half man..Jake is hilarious he cracks me and my boyfriend up all the time hahahahahaha. Well this is awsome…shiiiitt =]


  185. So i think that episode was awsome! I think Charlie Harper rocks he is so sexy, funny, and totally awsome. i wish one day he would have it with me that would be awsome wouldnt it. Kay well TWO AND A HALF MEN ROCKS!!!!!!


  186. So like i totally like Jake Harper he is the bomb. Funny, cute, and everything. I think he rocks. Keep up the good work. I THINK JAKE SHOULD BE AT HIS DADS HOUSE MORE OFTEN THAN HIS MOMS THEN I CAN SEE HIM MORE OFTEN. RWO AND A HALF MEN ROCK. JAKE AND CHARLIE ARE MY FAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!