All thanks to the BOFH!
“Funny you should say lavatory,” the Boss continues, “as that’s just where this item came from.”
“You nicked an apple from the bog?!” the PFY responds. “That’s hardly hygienic!”
“No, this apple is a direct product of our toilet system!” he snorts.
“You nicked an apple from out of the toilet?” the PFY gasps, wrinkling his nose.
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