The Onion has an “interview” with the CEO of Gillette who says, “We’re Doing Five Blades.”
Remember Frank in the Comedy Club? “Gillette spent years in development, working hard at their new razor.. What did they come up with? The 3 blade razor!” Ah yes, you had to be there. I bet he wishes he never appeared on Bosco but fancy that, he never mentioned that on-stage.. 
Holy Shmoly!
Look what I found today!
