Right lads, I need to get busy as I’ve still got a few things to do from this list in the next 2 years! Who’s on for a parachute jump? lol. (via Owen)
Too late! I’m 31 now. Doh! But life couldn’t be better!
Look what I found today!
Right lads, I need to get busy as I’ve still got a few things to do from this list in the next 2 years! Who’s on for a parachute jump? lol. (via Owen)
Too late! I’m 31 now. Doh! But life couldn’t be better!
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81 Comments
Owen on January 29, 2004 at 3:09 pm.
Actually, a parachute jump for Charity is on the cards for me this year.
BOB on August 13, 2006 at 2:49 pm.
TRY NOT TO DIE
Anonymous on June 30, 2009 at 1:51 am.
haha that is my goal!
lucifer on October 1, 2006 at 3:29 pm.
free yor self from rational thought and comtemplate:
if there is an afterlife it could not only be for humans after all we are all animals. So it would have to have every animal that has ever been and will be in it. it would make more sense that when you die that is the end. no life no nothing.it makes sense that man would create somthing to look forward to when they die not just nothing, this beeing God.. im not very good at religions. It has happened through out history with every major civilization creating some sort of God.
Before40 (1 comments.) on November 16, 2006 at 11:10 am.
How about my list – http;//www.before40.co.uk
Forty things to do before 40!
emmy on November 23, 2006 at 3:48 am.
laugh untill your sides hurt
have milk come out of your nose on purpose
help a person
dont get any parking tickets for 6 months in a row
eat so much that u feel like u r going to explode
fast for 7 days
go to church
play hide and seek atleast 87 times and atleast 4 times with someone over 18
make a tun of mistakes
visit an old friend
write and publish a poem
( i wonder if u can tell that i’m only a kid)
Anonymous on May 9, 2009 at 10:37 am.
beep at people in the car and see if they wave back
Bob (1 comments.) on November 28, 2006 at 8:07 pm.
NAil a fat bitch
lindseyyyyy on November 29, 2006 at 1:41 am.
est someone.
Orihime on December 4, 2006 at 10:14 pm.
Have dink all night long. (the dink is an inside joke.)
Jessika on December 9, 2006 at 5:00 pm.
ummmmm…………..become a stripper
Graziano on December 10, 2006 at 8:24 pm.
become a stripper????
Ellie (1 comments.) on December 11, 2006 at 8:30 pm.
Ummmm….
Get A On all your subjects on your report caard
Hehe I have done that
oly on December 15, 2006 at 11:24 pm.
hav a laugh with you mates and laugh your self stupied then ………….. i dono i not that far with me life yet
Snoz (1 comments.) on December 16, 2006 at 11:52 pm.
poke some one until they get a large red mark
Genevieve on December 20, 2006 at 4:29 pm.
Visit all 50 states, travel to a foreign country, sky dive, fall in love, have a child, train and race in a triathlon, learn to ballroom dance, learn a 2nd language… the list goes on
hehe
Sally McCaul (1 comments.) on December 21, 2006 at 9:30 pm.
stick a finger up your nose in front of a lot people:)
alisha (3 comments.) on December 24, 2006 at 8:19 pm.
ermmmmm shag all the way and get blitst lol
alisha (3 comments.) on December 24, 2006 at 8:20 pm.
eee y would u wanna stick ya finger up ur nose in front of ppl
Andy on December 30, 2006 at 1:31 pm.
say hello
nic (2 comments.) on December 31, 2006 at 12:43 pm.
um well before you are 30…you should empty the contents of a bean bag on the floor and roll around on them. HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE PEEPS!!
nic (2 comments.) on December 31, 2006 at 12:44 pm.
try to fly but dont hurt urself hahhah im no where near 30 years old can ya tell …can ya can ya??
lexi on January 7, 2007 at 7:51 pm.
have a cinversation with your elbow (i wont be 30 for a while)
sonji on January 11, 2007 at 2:35 pm.
Love the one about talking to your elbow, goes well with growling at it and biting it, all of course in a public place!!!
amanda s. on January 16, 2007 at 3:59 am.
dance with a pickle
Hanna ! on January 19, 2007 at 7:25 pm.
Dress in lingerie, go out on aroof, and watch the faces of people around you.
and…. laugh at drunk people
billy-bob (1 comments.) on January 21, 2007 at 5:02 pm.
poke your eye out with your little toe
be the first male to give birth
be edward wood!
that irish guy on February 2, 2007 at 8:54 pm.
get in a fight with the english!! oh and eat a raw potatoe. tis fun, and very pointless.
Randa And Carly on February 10, 2007 at 6:48 pm.
Run around naked.
katherine on February 13, 2007 at 2:33 am.
visit this webby
smeel 8 differents peoples socks at the same time
eat a blok of cheese
drink tomato ketchup
eat vinegar
go into town and act like a wild dog!
i’m 14 lol
... x ......... on February 13, 2007 at 3:52 pm.
sit dwn nd ingnore yur parents its funy but they dnt think so try it lol
tashuacar (2 comments.) on February 18, 2007 at 3:13 am.
Keep on calling somoene and burp in the phone when they answer… and then dance with a pickle .. lol
tashuacar (2 comments.) on February 18, 2007 at 3:15 am.
Stick a toothpick in your doghnut while doing the hocky pocky while wearing a diaper.lol
Graziano on February 19, 2007 at 8:52 am.
Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting, is the best!
Bob on February 21, 2007 at 4:27 pm.
gobe a flamby (only the french can understand this delicate art)
ZAC on February 25, 2007 at 12:56 am.
done all of these except for num 10,
1.)fucking go to the convinent store and tell the guy at the counter that dot on his head looks like a camera
2.)kill somrone
3.)get madd fucked up on alot of drugs
4.)walk around the mall naked wit a finger in ur ass
5.)drive over 150mph
6.)buy a doggy and train it to lick ur girlfriends vag
7.)crash on ur bike going over 40mph
8.)fall in love
9.)go on a vacation with a bunch of friends and have the time of ur life
10.)travel around the country and bang a girl in every diff state
11.)grab a random persons ass in the mall
12.)yellin a random persons ear as they walk by you in the mall
13.)buy some bling and some gear
14.)get laid
15.)buy some subs for ur car
16.)smoke a blunt wit cocaine in it
17.)take every single pill in the medicine cabinit, take 3 shotts of every alchol in the house and go to bed hopin u dont wake up
18.)beat the fuck outta ppl wit a hatchet lol madd funn
ZAC on February 25, 2007 at 12:56 am.
i have done all those pluss jump off a roof while trippin of acid and im only 17 lol hahahaha im madd fucked up
the truth on July 24, 2009 at 10:09 am.
zac you realy have a lot of growing up to do. you sound like a 13 yo trapped inside a 17 yo’s body and there you will stay till you stop taking drugs. i dont beleave you done any of them things you say you did. most of all no.2 and no.18.
INTELLKILLER on March 4, 2007 at 5:03 am.
Ok so this is REALLY trippy… get stoned with some good weed, get a strobe light and a blowup matress with an automatic pump. Lay on the already blown up matress with the strobe light on, let all the air out and experience the magic. Then if your pump is strong enough, while laying on the bed fill it back up. Trust me, this shit is fun! (make sure its really dark so the strobe light works well)
joesh moe on March 4, 2007 at 9:33 pm.
yea……u guys r sickos, i dunno y i even looked at this site cuz now im scared of life!
gawjuzzzlover on March 31, 2007 at 5:52 pm.
get fucked for hours none stop lol
eat as much as u can
spend loads of money and dnt give a shit!!!
Nicola on April 24, 2007 at 12:09 pm.
I’m already over 30 (just a little!!) So I don’t have to do any of these things, ha!! I’ve done worse though.
Danielle Blankenship on May 3, 2007 at 1:20 am.
Go to Mexico for a week
sirthinkalot (1 comments.) on May 21, 2007 at 6:39 am.
Hell yea dude I tried that and it feels soo wird
Malissa and Nikki on May 23, 2007 at 2:48 pm.
Dude wtf is wrong with u ppl.
Train a dog to lick ur gf’s vag? Ew.
Why would a girl want a DOG to lick that. I dont even want a GUY to do that. I pee from down there!
Gross. What a sicko. I hope ur girlfriend beats the fuck outta u wit a hatchet. Jerk.
UR ALL PERVS!!
missi on May 24, 2007 at 3:41 pm.
you r a load of muck do you understand what ur saying who would want a dog to lick bits thats so sad and pervy write back if you agree
Miss Bitch on May 24, 2007 at 3:44 pm.
you load of muck you are silly and disgusting and pervs this is a one way site OMG!!!! who the hell would want a dog licking there bits that is unbelievable you are perthetic and aload of fuckers and bull shit xxx
Miss Bitch on May 24, 2007 at 3:45 pm.
write back you bastards
Miss Bitch on May 24, 2007 at 3:52 pm.
fick me bitches im english do you want me
yo on May 24, 2007 at 3:54 pm.
fuck me bitces im english do yo want me im horny ooh ooh ooh
Naked :) on October 29, 2007 at 3:47 am.
strip run everywhere naked!
Wheres My Comment on December 21, 2007 at 2:34 am.
Lmao Lucky Dog… Hope It Loved The Pink PIzza… Wats The Bet The Girl Loved It!!!
zapphire on February 7, 2008 at 11:37 pm.
take a whole bunch of cordicedian cough & cold pills, turn on some techno, relax close your eyes and experience infinity in your hand!
shaunleigh07 on March 10, 2008 at 5:55 am.
Dance. Crazy leg style on the streets!!!
in fact have a dance off with someone random
Katie on April 19, 2008 at 3:38 am.
Why are people posting stupid replies? There all like get laid. The point of this is to make a list that actually means something. Not to be sick.
Id say
1. Kiss someone at the top of a farris wheel.
2. Sell ice to an Eskimo
3. Visit New York, New York.
4. Play stip poker on the beach.
5. Go skinny dipping in the pacific ocean.
6.Visit the Hershey Chocolate Factory in Pennsylvania.
7. Swim under a waterfall.
katie on January 9, 2010 at 12:08 pm.
i’ve already done 3 of those things and im 13 years old
i guess on that list i only have 4 more things to do in the next 17 years….. off to the chocolate factory 
….yum….
Josh N on May 15, 2008 at 2:41 pm.
8. Take a speed sign that does not end in a 0 or a 5 home.
9. Set a rediculus world record
10. Go swimming with dolphins
11. Build a home on a lake or a river for your permenent home stead.
12. Raise a wild animal for birth and domesticate it.
13. Travel far off and help the needy.
14. Travel to Mexico and attempt sneaking across the border
15. Fashion a machette out of a steel rod
16. Rebuild an old car
17. Join the mile high club
Lanky on May 22, 2008 at 10:14 pm.
1.Go to New Zealand!
2. Get with Rebecca Croft
3. Have a fit.
4. Box out a car with some Mexican tripping weed. And speed down your main street. rOLL YOR WINDOWS DOWN AND PUMP YOUR SYSTEM UP!!!
5.Ran out of ideas so shout out to rebecca!!
I see yo hahahahaha
Muster Ruka on May 24, 2008 at 8:32 am.
1.eat 3 buisciuts and skull them down with orange juice
2. dance like a mexican in the main street
3.have a real done up sports car and lap the streets listening to a classical peice of music
4.shoot a dead duck with a 12 guage
5. buy 13 light bulbs then try to sell them at McDonalds
6.ring random numbers pretending to be a telemarketer, try to adopt their children.
yes yes you have to try these.. you will feel like you have achieved somethign in life by doing these simple steps.
jenaya (1 comments.) on May 24, 2008 at 2:23 pm.
1go parachuting
2 jack a car and steal the hudcubs
3 go to mexico
4 no forget number 3 go on a trip all around the world like around the world in 30 days but longer
5 get a kangeroo as a pet
6 own a buissness
7 do about a hundred pratical jokes
8 rob a bank
9 get and quit 20 jobs
10 dont let the past catch up wit u
DJCD (1 comments.) on July 1, 2008 at 10:55 pm.
yea, u guys could do better, like try to eat a cloud,always wanted to do that. or u could destroy property and blame it on ur enemy… get high, when ur mom ask why are ur eyes red say, “this ones got something in it, and idk whats wrong with this one.”
Rebecca (1 comments.) on July 8, 2008 at 12:11 pm.
stare at people thru points of a fork and pretend theyre in jail. haha, im only 14. well.. nearly.
and by the way,
im english?
YOU WANT WAR!!
Ciara Mc Geehan on August 8, 2008 at 12:06 am.
1. Swim with a Dolphin
2. Visit New York
3. Take a Skiing Trip
4. Skydive
5. Be in an audience of a tv show
6. Learn to drive
7. Visit Las Vegas
8. Meet your favorite Celeb
9. Visit one of the Seven Wonders of the World
10. Set up a Social Network Profile ie. Facebook, Myspace, Bebo
11. Learn a Language
12. Get to your ideal weight
13. Learn to play an instrument
14. Stand at the North or South Pole
15. Have your Protrait painted
16. Learn to rollerblade/ice stake
17. Take a year off
18. Take a world trip
19. Send a message in a bottle/balloon
20. Make a family tree
21. Ride an animal bigger than a horse ie. camel, elephant
22. Write a fan letter to your hero
23. Get your photo/letter/etc. published in a newspaper/magazine/website
24. Spend the New Year in an exotic location
25. Travel first class once
26. Take an helicopter ride
27. Go to a concert in another country
28. Give up something that you love for a week
29. Make friends with a stranger
30. Create your own website
31. Visit a historic place eg. Pompeii
32. Go a signing
33. Go to a Musical
John on September 30, 2008 at 9:03 am.
Try fly fishing-not easy for the first few months-but you do get to nature and leave her in doors at home-with luck you arrive home with a Trout-how cool is that
micah and alexis on November 12, 2008 at 1:18 am.
1.sit on your ass at home bored reading these things
2.do at least two of them in the next week
3.eat your own cum
4.jump off a cliff
5.run around the block spanking cars with your pants down
6.eat an entire tub of cool whip
7.watch a rolly polly drowned in the toilet(creepy but actually really funny)
8.cross dress for a day
9.fuck a celebrity
10.dance in the rain like a mad man
11.give a random person a titty twister
12.punch an annoying person in the face and feel good about it
13.eat shit and have a nice day
mikki on November 30, 2008 at 5:51 am.
fall in love
have fun
travel
visit an amuesment park
swim in the ocean
visit a zoo
see new york city in the winter
Eliza on December 21, 2008 at 7:47 am.
BE 29
soldier on January 16, 2009 at 7:52 pm.
ya rabbeca i do want war oh and uh freez yourself the day before your bday then unfreeze in like 1 million years so you will never be thirty till the world is run by robots
Daevid on January 22, 2009 at 10:46 pm.
Go and live on an Kenyan coffee plantation for a month. See if you survive. I did. The Mungiki gangs were nearer Nairobi. The dwelling I stayed in rose in value because I (a Mzungu) had stayed there. They presumed, wrongly that I had high standards!
Jamie&Brooke (1 comments.) on January 26, 2009 at 11:22 pm.
1. go skinny dipping
2. host a dinner party
3. send a message in a bottle
4. road trip with friends/camping under the stars
5. take a dance class
6. have sexy in broad daylight in a public place
7. drive around town naked
8. steel someone’s phone and make random calls
9. throw a hotel party
10. go bungy jumping
We are only 18 and want to accomplish these before`20!!!!
97415 (1 comments.) on January 28, 2009 at 12:51 pm.
go to a car wach in a convertable
Alexxx[: on February 15, 2009 at 5:07 pm.
ive always wanted to be in two places at once, it sounds crazy. but one day, im goin to actually be in two places at once.
slut muffin on March 11, 2009 at 2:01 pm.
become Jesus and be best friends with Hitler and Satan
Miss sexy on September 8, 2009 at 7:56 pm.
Can please ppl write something cause i’m bored
Good luck to anyone getting dar jr cert resluts
you should write at least one comment a day
does anyone live near fermoy or go to school in colaiste because i might know u
does anyone comment anymore
still waiting for gossip
going now will check in tommorow (I need gossip)
Anonymous on February 26, 2010 at 7:08 am.
plzzzz dun bore us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank u
A bus to wherever, please? on November 12, 2009 at 5:49 am.
How about . . . teach all the people who post things on this forum how to spell and use punctuation?
IDIOTS!!!!
sam (1 comments.) on December 6, 2009 at 9:09 pm.
instead of reading and all of that stuff your parents tell you to do don`t do it get i trouble
Amy on December 13, 2009 at 9:51 pm.
1. Get a job
2. Travel to all the states of usa
3. Get married
4 Go to a kids parade, and act pissed, and hug all the people dressed up
5. Do karoake in front of everyone you know
katie on January 9, 2010 at 12:17 pm.
1)vist las vegas
get a good job that you enjoy
2) go to new york
3) get to the weight you want
4) learn an instrument
5) learn 2 languages (not inc. english)
6) fall in love
7) get married
9) learn to drive and buy a nice car
10) buy a house in your dream location
11) get your picture in a magazine/news paper/ website/ advert
12) meet a celeb or someone well known
13) meet a royal
……goes on and on
Ryan, Georg And Connor on March 9, 2010 at 2:41 pm.
three 15 year olds have done 27 of these already…
 = Done
1. Have a really stupid accident which necessitates a hospital visit
2. Shoot something 
3. Take a weekend break more than 1000 miles from home
4. Boot Linux on your home PC
5. Get lost in a country where you don’t speak the language 
6. Spend more than your monthly income on a pocket sized gadget 
7. Post bail for a friend
8. Break a really large plate glass window 
9. Make a parachute jump on a hangover
10. Use a whole roll of gaffa tape in one day 
11. Make a pointless modification to your house 
12. Neck a pint of peppermint oil
13. Pull a shemale by mistake (but realise in time…)
14. Buy a samurai sword 
15. Delay paying a bill until the summons arrives
16. Destroy a speed camera
17. Refill an inkjet cartridge 
18. Say something obscene on national television
19. Do a J turn in order to beat somebody to a parking space
20. Break a sledgehammer 
21. Make a bomb 
22. Smash a CRT 
23. Require medical treatment as a consequence of kinky sex gone wrong (STDs don’t count.)
24. Tip a waiter with something other than money
25. Light a fire with petrol 
26. Kidnap someone
27. Park inside a motorway service station 
28. Own a convertible.
29. Live abroad.
30. Drive at more than 140mph. 
31. Get something for free through a masterpiece of complaining
32. Give yourself a mains electric shock. 
33. Completely dismantle an object larger than yourself
34. Write off a car
35. Fall asleep and get really hilarious sunburn 
36. Get drunk on Absinthe 
37. Stay up all night listening to a girl having an emotional crisis
38. Lick the terminals of a 9 volt battery 
39. Take part in motorsport
40. Stay at the office for more than 24 hours
41. Set off a fire extinguisher 
42. Drive at least 600 miles in a day on two lane roads 
43. Hotwire a car
44. Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting 
45. Shag an ex-girlfriend by mistake
46. Dial 999 
47. Commit a faux pas which means that a friend will never speak to you again 
48. Make a bet you couldn’t afford to lose 
49. Read a 500 page book in one sitting 
50. Escape a perfectly justified parking ticket.
Gabriela (1 comments.) on June 12, 2011 at 5:42 am.
Wow, awesome and criative goals! The overall look of your site is wonderful, as well as the content!