Archive For January, 2003

U.N. Orders Wonka To Submit To …

U.N. Orders Wonka To Submit To Chocolate Factory Inspections Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, a longtime advocate of regime change in the Wonka Empire, is urging President Bush to consider military intervention should Wonka refuse to cooperate.

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It's strange. Something's amis …

It’s strange. Something’s amiss. I come in the front door and there’s no scuffling sound from the front room. No sound of padded feet hitting the carpet off the sofa. No sight through the distorted glass door of the fuzzy white/brown shape lying on the kitchen floor. Nothing to step over when I want to [...]

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Linux Switch – be a super vill …

Linux Switch – be a super villian! (requires Flash)

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She's gone, it hurts like hell …

She’s gone, it hurts like hell. Thank you to all my friends who mailed or contacted me. It’s appreciated. The house feels really empty. Back tomorrow.

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I'm at home today so posting w …

I’m at home today so posting will be light. Spring will be put to sleep later.

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The ionCube PHP Accelerator: H …

The ionCube PHP Accelerator: Home 1.3.4r1 has just been released, and should correct false reports from some systems that the cache had been locked for over the max lock timeout (10 seconds by default) if a new request is received whilst the cache is being reinitialised.

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MadBlast – A Message From Your …

MadBlast – A Message From Your President (Rated R) – hehe, just what you need on a Monday morning!

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The TardisThe Tardis will stor …

The Tardis The Tardis will store a long and complicated URL for you and return a simple one in it’s place.

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Dirty Baby – requires Flash, t …

Dirty Baby – requires Flash, thanks Gearoid for the link. hehe.

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Blackrock MorningIt was cold, …

Blackrock Morning It was cold, ice formed on all the windscreens overnight yet I cycled up the hill to capture the morning sky a few days ago.I was trying to capture the wonderful sunset I had spotted moments earlier as the sun crept over the distant hills but by the time I reached my spot [...]

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